<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist <n2d2> oh my god <chaobacca> 11:36:54 <chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine <n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"? <ana_class> dude <ana_class> seriously stfu <faustwork> lol <faustwork> did you shoot plasma? <DarthN> HAHAHAHA <DarthN> ROFL <chaoworky> haha <DarthN> omg hahaha <ana_class> are you all in second grade still? <chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet <DarthN> omg
<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of good titty pics <Booger> the new standard: <u238|duhasst> hehe <Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol
<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode
<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer <Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out <n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag <n> then he'll play q3
<chaowork> dont singe the wenis <faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky <chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics <faustwork> you should see how i flip it over
<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer <chaowork> ouch <Booger> hah <chaowork> by a chick? <Booger> try to NOT do that <ph^pr0phet> yea <ph^pr0phet> heh <Booger> or wear a nutcup <chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em
<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc? <Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire" <Destruct> ? *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: ) <booger> type /server fxfire instead <booger> that might work better *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner <n> lol <booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole <booger> thats gotta hurt <pat> nair? <booger> what if she gets nair up her ass? <pat> e-mail her and find out <n> uhm <n> thats a he <booger> OMG
<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas <faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho <faustwork> i feel like a goon <faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
*** booger is now known as BROADCAST * BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz
<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge <n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20 <faz__> well its fun, they deserve it <anathema> yeah <Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank <faz__> haha <anathema> haha <koko> bahaha <Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it <faz__> sam sells 6 copies <n> oh yeah? <n> well in that case <n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work <faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7
<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4.. <n> hah <chao[i]> ha <chao[i]> are u kidding <TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc.. <TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull <chao[i]> lets quake swoop <chao[i]> yeah <chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i] <TFA|Swoop> Ok <TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day <faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.
<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually <mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth <mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring <Mulder> lol <Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux
<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings! <RTT> err thats normal <ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth! <RTT> Yes? <ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed? <RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping <ViViD> Shutup you geek
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer
| wc -l
< nutbar> 19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer
| wc -l
< nutbar> 19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing }
<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games? <Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death
<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase <KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)
* c6 is going to start a radio station <c6> although the kits are mighty expensive <Jaykul> lol <Jaykul> you even have a license? <[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no <[-tOrn-]> ;) <c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?
<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up <[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?" <[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."
<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste <cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste <kez> you missed a bit off the end <cosmok> ? <kez> </html>
<TonyD> you hatiater <DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater? <TonyD> it's a word I just made up <TonyD> someone who radiates hate
<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor? <Jaykul> E-mail the authors. <[-tOrn-]> hmm <[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;) <Jaykul> ResHack * [-tOrn-] never thought of that one.. <[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that.
<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps <sc1> jesus this sucks <asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one. <asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.
<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh <Fakester> no <Fakester> he should be banned at all times <Fakester> IMO <DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth
<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are <Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment <Logomancr> ;P <Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils" <lev|> "on screen" <Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV" <renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish <Logomancr> that would be so l33t
archon > man, that was fun archon > hooray for hack tools and logs z0e > lumberjack blowjob?
<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in itself. <Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your final warning. )) <Multus> Er... <Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps. What madness do I speak? I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this land. Yes?
<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me <bobthecow> oi someone op me <Felix1> bob type alt-f4 <Ludwigvan> hehe *** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving) <Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!! <Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA <Astro}> oh my god ... <Felix1> :D <Felix1> oops :p *** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol <bobthecow> err <Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob <Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob <Felix1> sorry bob :D <bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed
<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay? <_8ight> yeah. screws.
<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic <Rawr> Where have you been sticking them? <evilmarq> up my arse <Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic? <evilmarq> yes <Rawr> Why? <evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez <OpsuPup> fap fapping fap <OutLore> indeed <OutLore> howd you guess? <OutLore> i mean nothing. <OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude <OpsuPup> the walls are shaking * OutLore blushes
<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today <Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.
<Spyder-> AOL also sucks *** Carnevil_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Carnevil_ [ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com])
<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12. <asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros
* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an example from my life: once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet) * harbor21 is a suble cheater
<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game? <Sharp|DoD> i play it every day with my sock <Sharp|DoD> woops