(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game (bern) what do i do if that happens? (bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!
( `46and2 ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all this clear shit came out
<Daemon_> thak you for replying I dont know what is daemon or who is daemon explain <Daemon_> to me who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who return the <Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you
<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven. <Tigrrr> i like food. <edoc> I gas puppies in mine <Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer
<Jay> how do u spell nebour <nc> neighbour <nc> haha <Jay> kthx <Jay> how do u spell ritch <nc> rich u moron <DX> rofl <Jay> well <DX> u dum cunt jay <Jay> so what if i cant spell <Jay> i type it in spell check <Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no suggestions <nc> MS never reckoned on Jay
<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion to a beat <Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have sex again <TRIPtych> «WinAmp» Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power (High Speed Mix) <TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p <Kharnifex> *gets rectinol* <TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f <Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass <Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that <Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file
<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of sticking good E up my ass
<sylwia> I'm drawing black people <sylwia> for a poster for my english class <sylwia> I think I made tham too black <sylwia> you can't really see their faces
<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug <Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers
<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899 <Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia <Grumman> imagine that
<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS? <egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you.
<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"? <Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it
<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's Berry Farm. <dietz> Oh, and instead of Snoopy, there's porn. Yeah.
[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called brainfuck. [buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also
asjk] !list [asjk] anyone know a good open ftp? [ck1] 127.0.0.1 [asjk] need a userid/pw [ck1]anonymous [bluerose] oh come on give him the good account [ck1] :) [bluerose] l: hax0r [bluerose] p: 31337 [asjk] thx
<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks. <Wesley> an insult?
<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here. <KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth. o/~ <Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner. <Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner. <Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread? <KurtBatz> Ethiopians. <Hawx> True
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500" <Minko> grrrr <Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there *** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come" <Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend <Minko> I've got big things planned *** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned" <Minko> Aaargh
<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!!
*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....." *** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!" <mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)" <Hiro> *growl* *** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?" *** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?" <Hiro> she isnt a women <Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell <Hiro> a demon possessed her <DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive *** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity" <Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool <Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself <DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue..... <DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin
<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :) <DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us
<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt <eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt <eod> heh <weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt
<geekster> mossibly <geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers <geekster> ARSE!!
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove
<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me <Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users <Bane> that's what i say <Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them <Bane> *sob* <Bane> just a cum receptacle
<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence <@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet
<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful! <zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom. <zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in.. <barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.
<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for <death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1 <death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me
<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit <NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick
<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking"
[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps) amp [@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG @nacitar gets rapped on by a crow
<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite
(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program (dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc?
<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit
<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know <carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
<Tyson> kegs rule <Tyson> im gonna marry one <Mousey> ill have an affair with it
<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry?? <Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross
<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner
<Ice|P> blow jobs r better <mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth <nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey.. <Mousey> well boggles <Mousey> if she thinks im edible <Mousey> she probably is fat <Mousey> i have no fat on me <Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate <Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11 <Mousey> lying cunt
<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring <CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D <Mousey> so is an apron
<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur <GORE> it is <GORE> beleive me it is <GORE> to me