<bytraper> well.. you know what they say <bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend
<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok <Lord-Data> lol <Lord-Data> till you find the penis
<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again :) <OutLore> hehe <OutLore> agreed <bytraper> hahahaha <bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff <OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed
<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!! <parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think <bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running <parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something? <bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...
<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longer and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer
<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car <bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to <bytraper> they really make the car <bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres <Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :)
<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked <Iced> it must be that <NepCHooN> ide cable? <NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive? <NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!!
<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night <PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick <PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her <PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird <PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too <PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee <PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with <Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish <gridbug> Yep. <PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish. <PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit <PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her
( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings ( Chino ) play dough is too salty ( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons
( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne- ( Khorne- ) fmita? ( Khorne- ) whats fmita short for? =) ( Khorne- ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p ( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it ( Fuzzy ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it?
( Fuzzy ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc ( Fuzzy ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs"
( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health ( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :) ( Fuzzy ) you need to pay more attention at school
( Fuzzy ) i love the internet ( Fuzzy ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is ( Fuzzy ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight ( Fuzzy ) thoroughly laid ( `46and2 ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n
( Lev ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens
( Loony-Stud) pretty ass? ( Lev ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down
( Fuzzy ) like flicking through his images dir ( Lev ) oh i thought you said "licking" ( Lev ) how peculiar ( Teddy ) Lev: is there something on your mind? ( Teddy ) you seem a little pre-occupied... ( Lev ) wouldn't you lick to find out
[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate some Kettle Chilli chips and went into this coughing/snorting fit and coughed a small piece of chilli chip up my nose and snorted it out. It burned like HELL and I in turn created a scene being the 27 year old crying gayboy with a bag of chips in one hand and some printer paper I used to blow my nose on in the other :(((
( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say ( CraNDaWG ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen ( Lev ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit
( Fuzzy ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining ( jBalls ) haha i lack that crucial gene ( jBalls ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box ( Lev ) but you ddr like a motherfucker
( Lev ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds! ( Lev ) BEFORE THE WATER! ( Lev ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game (bern) what do i do if that happens? (bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!
( `46and2 ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all this clear shit came out
<Daemon_> thak you for replying I dont know what is daemon or who is daemon explain <Daemon_> to me who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who return the <Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you
<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven. <Tigrrr> i like food. <edoc> I gas puppies in mine <Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer
<Jay> how do u spell nebour <nc> neighbour <nc> haha <Jay> kthx <Jay> how do u spell ritch <nc> rich u moron <DX> rofl <Jay> well <DX> u dum cunt jay <Jay> so what if i cant spell <Jay> i type it in spell check <Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no suggestions <nc> MS never reckoned on Jay
<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion to a beat <Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have sex again <TRIPtych> «WinAmp» Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power (High Speed Mix) <TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p <Kharnifex> *gets rectinol* <TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f <Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass <Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that <Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file
<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of sticking good E up my ass
<sylwia> I'm drawing black people <sylwia> for a poster for my english class <sylwia> I think I made tham too black <sylwia> you can't really see their faces
<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug <Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers
<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899 <Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia <Grumman> imagine that
<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS? <egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you.
<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"? <Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it
<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's Berry Farm. <dietz> Oh, and instead of Snoopy, there's porn. Yeah.
[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called brainfuck. [buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also
asjk] !list [asjk] anyone know a good open ftp? [ck1] 127.0.0.1 [asjk] need a userid/pw [ck1]anonymous [bluerose] oh come on give him the good account [ck1] :) [bluerose] l: hax0r [bluerose] p: 31337 [asjk] thx
<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks. <Wesley> an insult?
<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here. <KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth. o/~ <Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner. <Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner. <Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread? <KurtBatz> Ethiopians. <Hawx> True
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500" <Minko> grrrr <Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there *** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come" <Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend <Minko> I've got big things planned *** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned" <Minko> Aaargh
<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!!
*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....." *** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!" <mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)" <Hiro> *growl* *** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?" *** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?" <Hiro> she isnt a women <Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell <Hiro> a demon possessed her <DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive *** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity" <Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool <Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself <DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue..... <DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin
<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :) <DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us
<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt <eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt <eod> heh <weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt
<geekster> mossibly <geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers <geekster> ARSE!!
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove
<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me <Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users <Bane> that's what i say <Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them <Bane> *sob* <Bane> just a cum receptacle
<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence <@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet