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#7200 [ + | - ] 549
<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so..
bountiful!
<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.
<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up
falling in..
<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M
FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE
FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.
#7199 [ + | - ] 109
<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for
<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on
for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an
hour and u were still going on talking to no1
<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me
#7198 [ + | - ] 144
<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily
#7194 [ + | - ] 845
<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this
dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in
real life your a no-pussy gettin prick
#7192 [ + | - ] 388
<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer
boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things
like "My brain isn'tworking"
#7191 [ + | - ] 53
[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget
About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps)
amp
[@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG
@nacitar gets rapped on by a crow
#7190 [ + | - ] 1299
<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand
that bites it.
#7187 [ + | - ] 137
<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most
fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite
#7183 [ + | - ] 596
(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small
program
(dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc?
#7179 [ + | - ] 263
<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was
sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like
their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge..
most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and
my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i
dont fucking believe this shit
#7178 [ + | - ] 818
<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
#7177 [ + | - ] 150
<Tyson> kegs rule
<Tyson> im gonna marry one
<Mousey> ill have an affair with it
#7175 [ + | - ] 239
<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will
i cry??
<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on
it ross
#7174 [ + | - ] 402
<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to
make me look meaner
#7173 [ + | - ] 366
<Ice|P> blow jobs r better
<mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth
<nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand
#7172 [ + | - ] 163
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
#7171 [ + | - ] 355
::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober
::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk
#7167 [ + | - ] 59
<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha
shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate
<Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at
7-11
<Mousey> lying cunt
#7165 [ + | - ] 402
<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring
<CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D
<Mousey> so is an apron
#7163 [ + | - ] 50
<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur
<GORE> it is
<GORE> beleive me it is
<GORE> to me
#7162 [ + | - ] 140
<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd
sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds
in encyclopedias
<@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere
#7161 [ + | - ] 307
<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man
<KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears
<KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing
<KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on
#7160 [ + | - ] 369
<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me
on
<Mousey> does he have to look desperate
#7159 [ + | - ] 88
<b|aze> i wanked my dog once
<b|aze> haha
<b|aze> i was so pissed
#7158 [ + | - ] 175
<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back
<tize> thats too long
<Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper,
its alright
#7157 [ + | - ] 383
<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for
real
<cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off
#7156 [ + | - ] 328
<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn
<vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so
#7155 [ + | - ] 130
<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles
#7153 [ + | - ] 1147
<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin
<dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him.
<dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long.
<bumr> cunnilinux
#7152 [ + | - ] 297
<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad
<stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that
<ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy ..
safer ground
<stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser
who spends all his life on IRC
<Fryboy> ahahahah
-ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him
#7148 [ + | - ] 308
<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel
<_Rojo_> christ
<_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay
#7145 [ + | - ] 455
<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS.
#7143 [ + | - ] 716
<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby?
<Delusion> Dan:  Yes, if it's cooked well.
#7141 [ + | - ] 307
<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than
windows
<Naivete> linux kernel=1 file
<Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW
MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS.
#7139 [ + | - ] 137
<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of
illegal pron is.
<Rasputin> children
<Sbot> children are VERY expensive
#7138 [ + | - ] 149
<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a
30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We
suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC,
but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took
his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the
harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his
cache was full. hes got plenty of room
#7137 [ + | - ] 252
<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he
had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron.
I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories,
'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint
folder
#7136 [ + | - ] 399
* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35
gigs of PR0n
<Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap
<Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all?
<Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :)
<Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal.
<Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible
er...administrative purposes
#7134 [ + | - ] 198
<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the
mariners a sheep?
<CrashCat> lots of uses
<Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the
voyage is long."
<CrashCat> try giving them a woman
<Grant|BnW> What do they say?
<Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if
they'll rape or eat her.
<Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian
players.
#7133 [ + | - ] 409
<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo
<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your
brain in
#7132 [ + | - ] 873
<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon
<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
#7129 [ + | - ] 46
<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing
<CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you
<Kranrev> tigerassing
<Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :)
<Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me.
#7128 [ + | - ] 157
<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist
<CrashCat> rodents?
<CrashCat> size?
<Sbot> size is irrelevent. It's a question of methodology.
<Madman> haha
<CrashCat> ...
#7127 [ + | - ] 167
*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that
said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the
hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.)
#7126 [ + | - ] 261
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> LOOK AT ME
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)
<CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM
#7125 [ + | - ] 199
<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip
<Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip
<Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though
#7124 [ + | - ] 176
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put
out if given a beta account.
<da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to
#7123 [ + | - ] 348
<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all
current MMOGs is?
<Mako> insufficient boobage
<Grant> That too.
#7121 [ + | - ] 200
<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the
rough side of town
#7120 [ + | - ] 86
<AgentAce1> hmm
<AgentAce1> well that's interesting
<AgentAce1> actually...that's fuckin weird ass shit