<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse... <Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash. <@drini> kill him <@drini> ok maybe not a good idea <@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice <@drini> as often
<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky <evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella... <Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help. <evenpar123> Lead bubble? <Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool. <evenpar123> Where would you get gas? <Slant> You could use the rain. <evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet? <mightyflo> use aol
<mgod> weights 300 or something <mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem <bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable <vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it <Animix> oooooooooooh <Animix> can I have your autograph
<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe <ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".
<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down <greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up.
<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out <shiva> we chill next to the lions <shiva> with our gats <shiva> lickin' our snow cones
<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got plugged in somewhere else
<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips. <ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk. <ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes.
* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner <vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right * vampyr chortles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it <vampyr> i lost it networkically
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school <RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting <glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle.
<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk. <kkf> hmm... wow, another reason not to marry you :) <glasnost> ouch, that backfired
<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif? <felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant
<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix> <junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing.
<friction> hey hey. <Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack <friction> i... don't know what that means. <Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-) <FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist". considering the context, i'm supposing the first.
<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install? / <glasnost> null: 5.0
<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall. <glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.
<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name" <skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.
<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper strategy <Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/ <Mr_Fish> ... <[SA]mr_box> yes <[SA]mr_box> lol <Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net.
<eric> ...whered #goatsex go? <PyroP> hell. <eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from? <PyroP> hell. <eric> ...whats lleh backwards? <LdySaphyre> cheerleader.
<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again <michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer
<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead. <Satrina> "dead girls don't say no"
<Ibrahim> mike should work for tech support <Ibrahim> not any company in particular, just tech support in genreal <michael> Ibrahim, That seems like a good idea in theory. But take into account my acute lack of patience. <Ibrahim> that's the point. <Ibrahim> we record all calls, video tape you, and sell it as comedy things. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> you'd make plenty of money. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> Free Donuts. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> how about your choice of 20 nude women at your beck and call carrying large tropical drinks. <Ibrahim> actually, we could make more money with said 20 women and the video. <michael> How about we combine all of them? <Ibrahim> a comedy about 20 nude women with donuts and large tropical drinks? <LdySaphyre> I want the video of Ib trying to talk twenty women into being michael's nude servants. <michael> Ibrahim, No. A comedy about 20 nude women seducing me and offering me large tropical drinks while I try to perform my duties as a tech support person :P <Ibrahim> now THERE is a video!
<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors <psichan> whenever I see someone showing off nipple rings, I want to reach out and yank on them, screaming "SANCTUARY!"
<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE! <piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT PORN!
<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't inhale" excuse doesn't work
<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THATS WHY I LIKE CRACK <zed> IIIII LOVE CRACK <zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY BACK <zed> ALMOST AS MUCH AS IIIIIII LOVE EGGS <zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS <zed> BUT I DONT REALLY LOVE EGGS <zed> WELL, I LOVE THEM, BUT IN THE WAY A MAN WOULD LOVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR <Nelson> zed; wtf song is that? <zed> Nelson, IT'S EGG PROPAGANDA MUSIC