<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs <Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our lifeforce
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"... <Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property." <Dobbs> That shut her up.
<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world... <JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious in his sight.
<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow? <Skream> Mine just caught fire.
<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback <_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave <Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste <Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken <Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command <nothing`> uh oh. which was...? <Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why? ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?
[during the Olympics] ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second.
<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet? <M0rph13> I was damnit :) <GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People
* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended. <Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what. <The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened.
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target. <GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge? <The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes. <GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won. <The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.
<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo <rewben> it even w0rkz <m0f73> @)!!!!! <m0f73> theres no h in w00t
<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty <stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my coiffure
<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal...
<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus
<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor <pipedream> but it was a "statement"
<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"
<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.
* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of Fuck.
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside... <`Brianne> oops wrong channel
* bago wants cex; <BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it
<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out in a pool of my own saliva.
<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me
[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!! [zimm] ever heard of surround vision? [zimm] daisy chain them or something
[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a lady
<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers? <phear:#916> because they make horrible employees
<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs. <barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable"
<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone <pozer:#916> skrike: I do that all the time. <pozer:#916> We're hiring, by the way!
<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who aren't sleeping with me, honestly. <HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a Grant Continuity card in her teeth
<kadafi:#916> ----------------------------- <kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com <kadafi:#916> ----------------------------- <kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged <kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections. <kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH
<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it.
<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room <felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING <felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT <felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall <asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies
<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours <Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work? <barkode:#916> yeah.