hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have
huge mouths that blow people the fuck up?

<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc.
<barkode:#916> not this
playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla
has

<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot
of white guys.

<felix:#916> i borked ditto
<felix:#916> it might just need a power cycle.
<p1nky:#916> I thought you had a masterswitch?
<felix:#916> yeah.  ditto's not on the masterswitch, because
it's a rock-solid machine.
<slap:#916> irony

<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for
<n2deep> cause i want dual monitors
<cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?
<n2deep> uhm
<n2deep> FUC
<n2deep> FUCK FUCKF

(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you
fucker ne day
your fuck hatch will fuckin cry
(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx
(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has

<Arctil> cool...it works now
<Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something?
<HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the
httpd.conf file

<effAce> man that one stank
<mgriffin> No manual entry for that
<mgriffin> No manual entry for one
<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank

<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A
turkish guy's
page and my flip flop in my scanner

úúú KoRn^Chik/#xnet is just sad
(houlie) why are you sad Korn
(houlie) its not harvest season yet

<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files?
<AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them.
<l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named
AtmaWeapon's mom, was
some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with
3metric tons
of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed
out. But
the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills
everyone.

<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.
<Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.

<demalavor> w00t!
<jdrolet> w00t!
<Zhuzhen> w00t!
<CecilPL> w00t!
<Valvados> w00t!
<demalavor> we need a new word

<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion
bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez

<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be
considered and might be returned in January 2003

<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts?
<IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs

<Babydog> ew yeah butt hair is horrit
<Akira_S> yeah, so shaving down there's a must
<alisdair> that seems like a lot of work
<Eulogy_> like hell i am going to shave my ass
<Stifler> thats why they get their boyfriends to do it
<Eulogy_> if i can't see it, i ain't putting a razor near it

<{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP*
<{x3n0}> and my speakers went
*saUTENIaetiuBiudsiuZDXIUBGiuZZXT*

<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once
again, because people don't want to figure out on their own
what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them,
then act on it. frustrates me to no end
<Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance.
That'll rule!

<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair

<Quick1> ok, testing my quit message
*** Quick1 (~Quick1@204.147.92.246) has left #fark

Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke.

--> osx_newb has joined #cprogramming
<osx_newb> helo?
<Vulpyne> 250 Vulpyne

<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0
<ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static
<ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255
<ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs
<ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a
second language

<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry

<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat.
<lsd> i'm sure i don't remember having any goats near my old
all-SCSI amiga
<Bruce> the mac II here doesnt need goats either
<BedBoB> they have inbuilt goats
<lsd> on-board goat controller

<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl?
<un> isn't that what happens when you type brb?
<HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food

<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage?

<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer.
So is source. I install me software with personally
magnetized
needles and a steady hand.

<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at
7200rpm on 12V, on
240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!

<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc
<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable
compression there... parity of 5

* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :)

<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
<HrdwrBoB_> but hten
<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
<Fryboy> quantum poo

<lsd> argh
<lsd> fucking cunty sql server
<lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'
<lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA?

* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff
<zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> stuff huh
<ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex

<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining
from different people

<kegpin> I gotta go.
<Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.
<puppyfish> aww... is keg sick?
<Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is.

<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them?
<guailo> retards.

<#seattle/weezel> This End-User License is an agreement
between Microsoft Corporation (hereafter referred to as
"Microsoft") and you, the end-user (hereafter referred to as
"our bitch").

<#hack/|al|> if i wrote a perl program, i wouldnt go telling
people about it

<#seattle/ThisGirl> SONOFABITCH
<#seattle/ThisGirl> i hate it when ppl ask me if im male or
female

<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'

*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least
this tall to ride #hack )

<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl(obsessive@dynip06.efn.org)] im not
coming.
<#hack/t0c> damn
<#hack/t0c> i have lame netsex skillz

*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) joined #hack at 14:12
[885420755] <#hack/Kelly19_> Hi, my name is Rachel.  I'm gonne
be a spam^H^H^H^Hporn model!  wanna see my pictures?  too bad!
wanna click on cool banners?  uhh. shit. i forgot my own
webpage! TEEHEE!
<#hack/Kelly19_> ok sorry guys, no porn for you today! bye
now!
*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) left #hack at 14:12

<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it
in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save
it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid

<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
<chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the
implication.
<chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
<chirpet> Always.
<chirpet> So shut up.
<chirpet> pigfucker.

<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your
head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating
and you know things have happened but you don't know what

<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for
password based access to the clubroom instead of a key.
<Disciple> if you give the wrong password, the door doesn't
open. Instead the screen says "Kerberos bites you, kerberos
bites you. You die."

<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the
chest, twice, by an assassin that looks like Odo, in the back
of car, and
feeling your heart slow down to almost nothing, leaves a
really acidic taste in your mouth when you wake up
<a_0001> then don't dream that
<Guyver3> i didnt say that i disliked the acidic taste