<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident even work <matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual
<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks <R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way <FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies? <FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds? <R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals
<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore <@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning
<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women <Acidfreak> i prefer tai or chinese women on philipinos <k|aNk> i heard somewhere philipino women can contort theyre bodies into all kids of positions for sex <k|aNk> especially when they wear those big hoop earings, theyre good for sticking their ankles through
[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ [mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE [mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM [mad] I MEAN CMON.
[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic [idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner [idlez-] [Trik] faggot [idlez-] > no [idlez-] > when you scan it [idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors
[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind of jelly or something?
[Wz0Ds] hello i want some root i got a lots of CCs (verified) and 2 or 3 virgins /msg me (I HAVE TO VER/RIP FIRST)
<Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD <Toen> what the hell is that? <Gir> hehe <Toen> "Cecil, deliver baby Moses! Please do not throw him into the water!"
<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed. <A|exander> who told you that <The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub. <A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed? <The_Roach> ... <The_Roach> Well, yes. <A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right <A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future
<madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face the day and lick some asshole <CoMBo> yeah or grow up eating some really shitty cooking to acquire a taste for anus <madvirii> yes anus would be an acquired taste <madvirii> not something you instinctively put to your mouth
<ackbar> marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease them and get a new one next year
<DooD> my stalking skills have left me with her phone number to 100% accuracy. <DooD> along with her home address. <DooD> you should always pay the extra $2.00 to keep your phone number unlisted. <Wronski> maybe she is playing "easy to stalk"
<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis <splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND! <purenergy> ya <purenergy> u can do that now <purenergy> use ur imagination <splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar <splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch <splurge> wiggle it around <splurge> vibrate <splurge> all sorts of crazy shit <splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you <splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny
<illz> "hypothetical ?: your best friend is seeing somebody. shes not around, he wants to fuck you and comes on to you. do you fuck him?" <defz> wait <defz> are you a guy?
<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck are we sending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden? Isn't this right up GI JOE's alley? <straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for? <straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"
<Synoptica> having some major sound issues with gta <Synoptica> cant think of why either <bytraper> prolly because your gay <Synoptica> yeah that's right <Synoptica> gta has detected that i'm gay and adjusted it's performance accordingly
<Kuiburetsu> I feel betrayed <Kuiburetsu> denied <Kuiburetsu> and... and... <Kuiburetsu> erm... <Kuiburetsu> about to be kicked for flooding *** Kuiburetsu was kicked by Quiby (flood)
<Synoptica> holy fuck <Synoptica> i like <Synoptica> almost swallowed an aaa battery <Synoptica> (dont ask)
<mp> i am convinced i am a woman <Oreoboros> mp: Why's that? <mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of shit <mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain
<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut <charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez <FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard
<Spooooky> Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him" joke always say they'll do the fucking? <Spooooky> They don't say "I'd take a shot in the eye from him" <Spooooky> Like it's LESS gay to be the pitcher than the catcher
<PhantomOfTheRouter> never got another call from them till they bought a new accounting package that needed Win95 <PhantomOfTheRouter> and Novell for the servers.. <PhantomOfTheRouter> went in to upgrade the machines.. <PhantomOfTheRouter> moved the first 2 workgroup servers to Novell 4.11 <PhantomOfTheRouter> couldn't find the third <PhantomOfTheRouter> asked them where they moved it to... <PhantomOfTheRouter> umm, moved ? <PhantomOfTheRouter> yeah, where did you move WKG3SRV to ? <PhantomOfTheRouter> ummm... <PhantomOfTheRouter> we didn't change anything <PhantomOfTheRouter> You had to have moved it when you remodelled the office! The wiring closet in the hall is gone... <PhantomOfTheRouter> oh shit!
<mendel> now that I think of it, O'Reilly is to a system administrator <mendel> as a shoulder length latex glove is to a vetinarian.
[Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower... [Synoptica] 'DOGFART SLUTS!'
<A|exander> i bet aguilera would be as dirty as fuck <DarthJesus> I dunno' <DarthJesus> I think she'd be too self involved to want to do anything for you <A|exander> not if i knocked her unconscious first.
<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t <notrino> laat ? <A|exander> yeah <A|exander> its one better than l33t <notrino> err..yeah better than <notrino> l33t :D <A|exander> you're getting it <notrino> than , why not 99 ? <A|exander> small steps man, small steps
<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment... <mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder <evenpar123> Console wars? I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore
<+mirkin> does anybody know if it is possible using ms access to create a report which shows the records of a table <+mirkin> but shows 3 columns across the page <+mirkin> i.e <+mirkin> record 1 record 2 record 3 <+mirkin> record 4 record 5 record 6 <+GoodScrat> That is impossible <+GoodScrat> Computers are not that far advanced yet
<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet!
(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz (skankman) i heard paper crumpling in the hallway (skankman) and i went to check it out (skankman) and my dog was licking a piece of paper with my jizz on it
<OneiWilly> i hate games that are always go get the red key <OneiWilly> open the red door then get the blue key <delay> yea <Auger> yeah, i mean, what the fuck <delay> thats why i didnt play resident evil <delay> it was horrible like that <OneiWilly> yea but there were zombies <delay> I was like "damn i'd hate to live here and have to go to the bathroom" * delay runs down the hall, grabs the blue gem, opens door one, runs back to get SHIELD EMBLEM makes it to the bathroom door... wets himself <Auger> no you pee inside the emblem and it opens up a secret passage
<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2? <Hatter> ? <Hatter> Jet <Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine <scar_> no, silly <scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin <Hatter> :\
<guest> u kno what rules <guest> introducing girls to pot <yesue> no lie <guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time <guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid
<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like 31337, 69, and 187
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
<p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still have problem
<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize. <JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick. <dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere.
<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address. <AngryChicken> ...this is a PC ;-)
<Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET <Urganite> ... <OneiWilly> you are worshipping a false bagel
<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows <A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience?
<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!! <razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers??? <razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches??? <razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is??? <razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here. <razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer... <razorjd1> Fuck u all!!!