<ssptg> fuck i deleted msn again <Straylight> good <Straylight> did you get all of it?
<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.
<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!" * delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file. <delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam <Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis?
<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds <shaan> thongs? <pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh <_neil> jeez <uglykaka> thats just wrong <_neil> that's just wrong <shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing <shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"
<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out clandestine operations in terms of game rentals <Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and swapping the chip with urban champion. <Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior 4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made
<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me? <Tsunamio> Yes <Sivako|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch
<Spooky> CUNT <Spooky> Variation on the game fuck (qv), where you have to say "cunt" and get louder and louder. <Spooky> Use "fatty" near to fat people for a softer version <Spooky> as it's not really offensive except to the fat person, and fat people can't really punch you because their fingers are like cushions.
<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM OUT.
<Sys> I hate maths. What do you reckon they'll do if I fail it? <0ut_Lore> you repeat it. fail it AGAIN, and you face the exclusion board. guess what they do? ;P <Sys> Exclude you from having to do it a third time? :D
<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH <+krispy> hahaha <+krispy> i can't get behind any <+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind ME (if you know what I mean *wink*)
<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA BOOBS INSIDE MY HEAD instead
<Krispy> you could double specialize <Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY <Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER <Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL
<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat <JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong
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<Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably insinuate that they are bi? <quatoria> It would insinuate they want you to blow them.
<Straylight> aw3some <Straylight> oops <Straylight> haha... i accidentally l33ted
<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert. <Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.
<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway.
<deimos> too bad I didn't beat up quatoria <deimos> I'm his puppet apparently <deimos> since he has his hand up my ass all the time <deimos> plz to be removing that btw
<synja> WOOOOOOOOOO <matts> woooooooooo what <synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask access for
<neo[soul]> people cant take jokes anymore <neo[soul]> this lady at work brought her dog in <neo[soul]> and i stared at it and said "yummy" <neo[soul]> and she got scared and walked off <neo[soul]> fucking idiot
<Khamosis> Man <Khamosis> this is so awesome <Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4
<xmt> I have a Iframe but when i write text in it, and push ENTER to get a new line it makes like two lines why ? <trimp> xmt: you're problems are severe <trimp> I think we have a level 3 drilion <xmt> trimp: ? <trimp> well lets just say that people at level 2 are in a druling in a wheelchair and their keyboard is their voice. <drlion> rofl <xmt> could u help me with the problem or ? <trimp> damnit xmt, I'm not a doctor! <xmt> ok, why didn´t u say that at once *** xmt has quit IRC
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses. <Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working. <Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver. <Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth. <Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
<Elfin> lkmwclldsldldldldldld,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,e ,e,e,e,,,,eee,e,olwowowoowolsalslslsllslslslslslslllsllsllsllslls lsls <Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums. <memo> Rock on. <Elfin> You know it.
<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without using msn or any over chat software <@goose> ? <+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy <@goose> nope <@goose> BT change it every time you log on <@goose> can you ping the phone number ?
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<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play <+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone
| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn]) <@madog> vietnam sucks anyway <Lavalamp> vn = vietnam? <Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged <@madog> *sigh* <@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of fiber since all the holes were already dug
<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear....
<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'? <Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'
<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut and my eyes will melt and drain down my face.
<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.
<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model
<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes <vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ? <CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour <vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours <CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13 <CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny <CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest <|]resta> or it could be the HIV
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
* icenine --train & <j0ker> luck with your new job <j0ker> :) <icenine> not going to my job <icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face <icenine> but close enough
<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.
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<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else <djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho <gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom <djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women <Spooky> shitty <Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low
<Spooky> HOLY FUCK <Spooky> Send her my way when your done <Anton> will do <Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that <Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed