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#5596 [ + | - ] 757
<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself!
#5595 [ + | - ] 215
<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is
online without using msn or any over chat software
<@goose> ?
<+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy
<@goose> nope
<@goose> BT change it every time you log on
<@goose> can you ping the phone number ?
#5592 [ + | - ] 205
<bytraper> you idiots!!!
<Synoptica> yeah i confess
#5590 [ + | - ] 591
*** Joins: lick_me_man (sss@202.146.243.202)
<@splicer|work> lick_me_man: <-- one of the lesser known
superheroes
#5588 [ + | - ] 624
<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play
<+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone
#5586 [ + | - ] 417
| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn])
<@madog> vietnam sucks anyway
<Lavalamp> vn = vietnam?
<Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged
<@madog> *sigh*
<@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of
fiber since all the holes were already dug
#5585 [ + | - ] 243
<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty
metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when
I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear....
#5584 [ + | - ] 698
<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'?
<Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'
#5580 [ + | - ] 290
<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT
live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC
MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks
are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut
and my eyes will melt and drain down my face.
#5579 [ + | - ] 507
<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So
how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except
for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the
taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and
the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.
#5577 [ + | - ] 318
<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making
love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get
comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then
trade her in for a new model
#5548 [ + | - ] 278
<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple
minutes
<vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ?
<CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour
<vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours
<CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13
<CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny
<CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest
<|]resta> or it could be the HIV
#5543 [ + | - ] 3832
<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait
#5542 [ + | - ] 1824
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even
hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking
into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
#5541 [ + | - ] 241
* icenine --train &
<j0ker> luck with your new job
<j0ker> :)
<icenine> not going to my job
<icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face
<icenine> but close enough
#5537 [ + | - ] 45
<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely
exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.
#5536 [ + | - ] 897
*** Joins: meganpreg
(patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca)
<meganpreg> hi all
<Ghaleon> hello
<geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #
CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#
pakistan #xxx
<geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim
woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern
asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP
<MachinShi> lol
#5533 [ + | - ] 339
<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag
over her head if nothing else
<djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho
<gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom
<djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
#5531 [ + | - ] 142
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
<Spooky> shitty
<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low
#5530 [ + | - ] 135
<Spooky> HOLY FUCK
<Spooky> Send her my way when your done
<Anton> will do
<Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that
<Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed
#5528 [ + | - ] 44
<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD
<Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn
<Blackdog> hands on only, me
<Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff
#5527 [ + | - ] 265
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads
<eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want
<slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want
#5525 [ + | - ] 176
<illz> i just got a text message on my phone
<illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."
#5523 [ + | - ] 3324
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#5522 [ + | - ] 122
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
<lerk> especially doggie style
<fate-> slap em and ride the waves
#5521 [ + | - ] 417
<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the
starwars theme music in words
#5520 [ + | - ] 183
<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists
appointment :(
<automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair?
#5519 [ + | - ] 449
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she
wouldnt develop the picture of my cock
#5515 [ + | - ] 287
<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass
<mov> i'd like to taste it..
#5514 [ + | - ] 212
[Lord-Data] damn. wish gdivx had brought me girls instead of
fame and money
#5511 [ + | - ] 649
*** Moses is now known as Cain
<Cain> oh no I killed my bro
<KeeperS> ...
<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible
* KeeperS is moved to tears
#5510 [ + | - ] 388
<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P
<Toen> yeah right.
<Toen> "she let me see her bra once"
<Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway"
<Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!"
#5509 [ + | - ] 472
<ScumDog> rah
<ScumDog> this "waking up in the morning" stuff is interesting
#5508 [ + | - ] 419
<[ric]> fucking dicks
<[ric]> we have a huge flat screen LCD display in out
presentation room
<[ric]> it's worth about £10,000
<[ric]> and now it has "It is safe to switch off your
computer" burn into the screen
<roded> hehe
<nakkew> LOL
<Object> hehe
<nakkew> thank god it wasnt a pr0n site burnt into the screen
<nakkew> wouldnt look good for customers
#5501 [ + | - ] 292
<maff> word to your mother.
<maff> especially on mothers day.
#5500 [ + | - ] 695
<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during
a soccer riot?
<Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance.
<Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.
#5495 [ + | - ] 302
<roded> i have one last thing i can try
*** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by
peer))
#5493 [ + | - ] 349
<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap
<Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls.
<LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage?
<Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.
#5490 [ + | - ] 366
<theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek
have spaceships and transporters, and yet they still live in
huts and clay houses
#5489 [ + | - ] 3260
<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms,
hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really
full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them
inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and
all the little men come flowing out
#5487 [ + | - ] 488
<gjvc> that is beyond ghetto
<gjvc> that is where trailers go to die
#5484 [ + | - ] 389
<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE
WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA
#5483 [ + | - ] 553
<kkenn> Traffic lights
<kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are
also properly timed for 70 mph.
#5482 [ + | - ] 391
<foo> You got to think like a poet.
<cain> I think you're a cunt.
#5479 [ + | - ] 250
<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you
the girl i want the blowjob from
#5475 [ + | - ] 173
<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router
<kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man"
<kaleido> fuckin christ
<kaleido> where do we find these field engineers
<PunkScum> compton?
<kaleido> i was thinkin guinea
<kaleido> but compton might be right
#5473 [ + | - ] 266
<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :)
<ExCon> op for 1 day :D
<[SuN]> im not that soft :P
<ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D
<[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops
<ExCon> oh..i feel honored
<ExCon> :D
<[SuN]> ;)
#5468 [ + | - ] 2467
<casmill2> I swear to god i must be the only true optimist
left on the planet.
#5465 [ + | - ] 194
moose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head
hunters to even fucking return a call
<moose> "do you have a ccna?"
<moose> BITCH HAVE YOU READ MY RESUME
<moose> "we need somone who knows PGB in internet lans"
<moose> sigh
#5464 [ + | - ] 39
<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer
game