<Frizz0> anyone want a compaq proliant raid server 256M hardware raid p-pro200 <Frizz0> its about to get sold for drugs <k5sss> payment in drugs, or payment in cash to buy drugs? <Frizz0> either way is fine
<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once <gjvc> i wake up early <gjvc> check my email <Murex> i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken <Sinner_> he was mad at his family <gjvc> and see this shit <Sinner_> and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey <lazydog> bhahah <gjvc> ahahahaha <Murex> hahhahaa <gjvc> lord
<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats <gjvc> get in there first
«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten? «+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream «+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once «+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird «+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello «+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me «+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling «+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol
<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women with the big plate in their lower lip <oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on her lower lip
<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling? <Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased. <The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms. <JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing
<Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars <Spooky> which I hate <Spooky> And he's like: " I hated episode 1 cause jar jar was stupid" <Spooky> and I said that Jar jar was about as stupid as ewoks <Spooky> and he got all idignant and said ewoks were cool <Spooky> WTF IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS FANS
<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin? <Alexander> Human EXISTANCE <Spooky> Righto...only that? <Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long ago...only not really. <Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start shaking. <Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing) <Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling
<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble <DAL9000> and got dropped <DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble
<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower <Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool <FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count
<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :) <Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing <Longi> err? <Longi> THING <Longi> someTHING!
(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay? (Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh.. ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago!
* Lots42 has just finished perusing Ladyj.net and is now very frightened <LJ-atwork> Lots: frightened? <Lots42> LJ yes. Since you have the eyes and nose of my ex-girlfriend. <LJ-atwork> in a jar
<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on. <Psifire> And something occured to me. <Vykuzich> pants?
<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet <shilantra> oh really <Republica> It's called "Your Neighbor's Phone"
<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox? " "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table."
<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ? <med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho
<cool__G> I can define 1/0 <illusionz> liar <BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality
<FireMoth> Tat: what were your grades like in the first semester? <tatsumizzz> Like, low. <tatsumizzz> I suppose the fact that I told my English teacher I had an erection one time didn't help. <Ear> Yeah. You forgot to raise your hand.
<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single." <factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel * andy slashes Prae's penis off. <andy> That takes better vision than you might think.
<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de <AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth. <AK[coding]> But in a few months... <AK[coding]> You'll be fucking and fucking and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal.
<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this minor setback
*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your cock? You fag. <Zoglog> what can I say <Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers <JFelix> Okay, you have a point. <Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
tatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my body that I could have sex with Oogy Boots: :O tatsumio: and the vagina got the full orgasmic effects too tatsumio: imagine. Oogy Boots: and you thought I was a freak! tatsumio: double orgasm CyAteon: if it was on his arm or something would be really weird. CyAteon: not only would you be having sex with your arm CyAteon: but your arm would orgasm Oogy Boots: LOL CyAteon: unf unf unf unf ARGGGGGGHARARHGA <arm cramps up>
<`axion> dammit <`axion> they fucked my hair up <nakke> well <nakke> now your hair suits the rest of you
<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement <offwYtE> well i thought it was <offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now
<Focks> "Can I have a fag?" "You're a fag" "I mean a cigeratte, mate" "I'm not your mate, you fag!"
<D1> some new LCDs came out recently. <D1> which are suppost to be better than the old ones or something. <McMoo> some new computers came out recently, too <McMoo> amazingly enough, they're also supposed to be better than old ones.
<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies. <RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with? <RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts."
<+shagman> man, my ice water tastes like shit this morning <+SuperGayHomo> well don't get it out of the toilet bowl <@shagman> I wonder if it's my ice cubes <@shagman> I'm gonna try the ones from the other tray <@shagman> ahhhhh, much better <@SuperGayHomo> those ones came from the tank
<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem <AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work <AlmtyBob> and back in the days <AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run <AlmtyBob> and they would <AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident' <AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people <AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine) <AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor <AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing <AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back <AlmtyBob> joke's on him! <AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there
<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on people with. <brad-> And find hot dates. <LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his daughter. <LkTruth1> Or a large man. <brad-> A little girl suitable to make another.
<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks <Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks. <Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches, the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks
<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay.
<Carplos-Duck> You just killed 100 innocent civilians, how do you feel? <Pedro> patriotic
<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that hooks me like a good FPS does, or a good RTS <agentM> i like dating games <Zeddicus> i dont <Zeddicus> i always lose
<Ophe|ia`> omg I will NEVER shit that fast again.....my anus is burning *sitting down carefully*
<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog <kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit" <Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze <kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it for himself <Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)
<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam <highdrow> it's kind of dissapointing that there isn't more to delete <highdrow> ;