<Aaron> +v *** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron <Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically? <Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :) <Aaron> +b *** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com
<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her <DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church <DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him <trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha <DAL9000> yes <DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.
<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter! <DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer: <DrWoody> I HATE YOU! DIE!!
<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality <sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC? <Lucent> who? <Thumb> center for disease control <Lucent> i said WHO <Thumb> what? i'm asking you <Lucent> World Health Organization
<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework <Lucent> without giving a picture
<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores! <Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler <Lucent> yet you are in atlanta? <ToiletDuk> jeup <ToiletDuk> that's why i own
<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum <Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus
<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay? <Scofco> nope <kyle> good <Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE <Scofco> either that, or a girl <Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises <Scofco> at least not MY penis :(
*** [ric] is now known as reign *** reign is now known as [ric] <[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next time
<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1 <m00cow> i wonder what its like <m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft <m00cow> then eats microsoft <m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos <DCBastard> uh-huh <DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars. <Toen> you can, if you go outside <tatsumi> ...... go where?
<timmo> which sucks because <timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn <timmo> is a fucking ugly troll <timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit
<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck <Guilty> That will stop the tears <Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube
<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED <mightyflo> times 7.6 <FlipTopBox> squared <FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top. <mightyflo> plus alpha! <FlipTopBox> for matching service
<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks. <kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW <kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage
<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets copy it"
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that. <ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.
<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation
<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned off, the images will not load because the site is trying to stop queers from linking to their content, so if the referrer is blank the image won't load.... <morganti> however I have a program that is supposed to set the referrer to the sites domain that I am visiting, but it doesn't seem to be working <_8ight> humm. well, u go to alot of trouble to surf for porn then huh?
<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data [Synoptica] fuck [Synoptica] no i dont * Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together
<BurntAsh> you know what was funny <BurntAsh> when aalyiah died <BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch <BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon
<Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow <Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket <Guilty> But apparently not <maff> you go outside?
(skankman) oaid, halo is when two gay guys put their dicks in each others mouths, but the rule is it cant touch the lips or tongue or anything. the only thing it can touch if anything is the tonsil, and they both do it at the same time, and they dont have sex until they do it perfect. (Emo|Cuomo) GROSS SKANKMAN (Emo|Cuomo) I MEANT THE FUCKING XBOX GAME (skankman) yeah whatever, you sick fuck.
* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly <Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary <furan> haha
<+DCBastard> just a jpg <@m00cow> what of ? <+DCBastard> apache ah-64 <@m00cow> i've got an apache <@m00cow> webserver that is
<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should the block be 2048? <DCBastard> leave the advanced tab alone <DCBastard> if you were advanced you'd know how to use it
<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere <@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store <@Spidey> ;[ <@Spidey> -t+ce? <@orion> setting modes on your sentences again, addict?
<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him to send me last year <travolta> ven? <travolta> who is ven? <CraiZE> he means VeNoM <DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name - that's why I always call you travolta
<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way <OneiWilly> cool! <Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar!
<winmutt> lol <winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke <winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow <winmutt> 4/20 <winmutt> LOL <winmutt> i just realized this
*** Hiretsukan has left #verge *** Hiretsukan has joined #verge <andy> do the first half of that trick again.
<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks. <Nate> I have my MCSD. <RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D <Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine. <Nate> But so is manual sex. <Nate> :)
<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day: <CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. " <CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but... <me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.
<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted <Drusilla> we do too, Dan. <tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad
<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain! <Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee now, lest I cap with my gunneth!
*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further modification pondered the significance of short-person behaviour in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.)