* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P <Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries... <Morpheus> 8 in tiwan <Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!? * Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport
<Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON! <Urganite> what you mean to tell me <Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program <Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be? <Urganite> ... <Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life <Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS <Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas
<Const> zero's gay? I just thought he was into porking his cat <Zero> My cat is a girl :p
<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor? <Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.
<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots <OneiWilly> dreamweaver is good use it <SDHawk> I rest my case
<ic0n0> i love the midwest <NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties. <ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest? <polar> you have something against titties?
<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls. <eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in real life, <eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a wendy's biggie-size cup.
<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game <friedegg> yeah <boozie> HAHA <eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string <boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews <boozie> stealing nickels and shit <eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit <boozie> ah.. thats right <eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight <BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up
* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element *** Element is now known as You * You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)
<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN. <Khross> YES <Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT. <Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE <Khross> MORE PROFIT <Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON. <Khross> YES, OF COURSE
<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply. <lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday. <lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us. <lunargirl> Out of dildos. <lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE. <lunargirl> Hello?
<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight ass"
<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.)
<Overlord> That just pooped into my head. <Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.
<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my meat!
<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder what his dick tastes like"
<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game? <Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on accuracy, but a negative effect on strength. <Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride, atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate, nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride, sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the IOC. <Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again.
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE <FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES <kolby> you still in english?
*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\ *** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\
<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed <gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them <[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room
<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches? <CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program <CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size <MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class <CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea <mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler <_8ight> well. if you cant find a ruler. i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler. <_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter.
<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] . <Scofco> dear lord <phaded> holy good god <phaded> how do you sleep at night?!
<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox <drlion> porn is fucking up the internet <drlion> and we can do nothing but watch <RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :) <drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically
<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage never got arrested for murder <Alexander> hes just an actor <Waldo> damn! <Alexander> it wasn't real
<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u <CoMBo> with my bear hands <refujee> you're a bear? <refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your body?
<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring. <nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!!
<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code
<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.
<CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR <andy> Who knew evil would be so chubby. <CabbagePatchKid> You can change my diaper too. JUST LIKE A REAL BABY. <CabbagePatchKid> YES WRITHE IN TERROR, MEAGER HUMANS.
*** Pope (faykdogpo@AC9654C3.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Sphere <Khross> Raped any children lately?
<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake. * andy sodomizes Khross * Khross orgasms <Khross> Okay, we can start the meeting.
<tatsumi> There's a difference between being grumpy and hating every little fucker in existence.
<Dreq> is there anyway to get the DOS version? <andy> the dos version of win98? <Dreq> yes
<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and maneating plants.
<the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'. <the_Speed_Bump> Every day is a struggle.
<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and shit without being terribly disjointed. <the_Speed_Bump> "So, what do you think of God?" "I just took the hugest shit ever!"
<[Prae|Code]> As it stands, AvDom is a levelless, XPless, HPless, MPless, Classless game system <[Prae|Code]> and it is only that way because it was designed that way ^_^ <the_Speed_Bump> Sounds intricate.
<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something <jre> So I "pissed in the sink"
<phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS <phubuh> I JUST DOWNLOADED SoF2 AND IT WAS BLACK&WHITE <phubuh> OH I KNOW I'LL NAME IS SOF2 SO MORE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD FROM ME AND USE MY BANDWITH OR HEY WAIT A MINUTE <Katana> I tried downloading Harry Potter and got Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex
<HailBrak> me: "we should form a company that makes manly china patterns" <HailBrak> my friend: "i agree. i mean, how much success am i supposed to have when all the patterns are called "tender blossom" or some shit? i want one called, like, "Glock" or "Beer and Tits" or "Lets Burn Down Fucking Pier 1"