<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade
<toxic> :)
<toxic> no actually not lesbians
<CrdStang> hahaha
<toxic> but that they could finger themselves
<spazzer> lol
<toxic> i was like oh shit! they use pencils too?!
<sy|{0ti|{> i watched a clip of some pron when i was in 5th
grade
<sy|{0ti|{> and some chick was pinchin her nipples and shakin
em round
<sy|{0ti|{> and i was like "WTF" girls jack off their tittys "
<CrdStang> LOL
<sy|{0ti|{> yeah
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 5th grade
<sy|{0ti|{> i was a regular jerk a holic
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 8th grade , i was skippin
school to do it
<sy|{0ti|{> hell by the time i was in 10th grade , i quit
school to do it fulltime
<Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines: <O_6> wtf <O_6> goddamn keyboard <O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe! <matts> interesting autobiography
<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as Resident Evil <R0SC0E> but they pushed it back to not be in competition <mightyflo> zombie soccer! <mightyflo> you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a bunch of zombies <mightyflo> they could do like bullet kicks and blow their heads off and stuff <nitrifik_> no, zombies against zombies <nitrifik_> slowest soccer game ever
<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their computer crash ;)~
<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese woman <Damaceles> after you ate her you'd have to eat again in an hour
<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p <McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS <McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!
<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it
<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc
<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ? <@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec. <brock101> -_- <brock101> thanks, i knew that <brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i <@WheelOr> I suppose so.
<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me
<Altoid> patience, young skywalker <DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out! <DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto.... <Altoid> mmmm <Altoid> danish <Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears
<Dark_un> monitors so dark <Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2 <Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker
[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?
<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day <Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored
<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt <Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish' <fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :) <Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish <Scofco> i hate seafood
<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life <Kashan> masturbate more <Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it <Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!" <Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude
<SaeNoDa> but I wont <SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right? <mightyflo> winning?
<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday <prence> i didnt know i had used it before <prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum
<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota corrola <Focus2001> oh man' <pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop? <pagan> ;p <coug_> LOL
<ian__> Am I gay? <qin> yes. <ian__> ahhhh <ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right
<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a child...
(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo (Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation" (Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom (Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet (Q`) :-P (CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself (Q`) Hahaha
<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders <slacker> you think about shit like...mountains
<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play? <bucshott> pocket pool <bucshott> ;P <JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game <bucshott> see told ya it was good
<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent <eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks <eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|
<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes <Lepper> like star shaped
<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama <X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet <CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles
<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps <blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing <RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
<SomeGuy> damn <SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg lighter? :/
<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual? <Alexander> just boring <Anton> ever actually had a good day at work? <Alexander> well ok boring and shit
( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act>
<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass <Object> that's just harsh <[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed
<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked
<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring at text <S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain away of pointing and clicking ;)
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last <ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last?
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!
<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it