<JDigital> I have ops in #pyoko... I put it on my resume along with my Slashdot karma ;)
<DrWoody> <intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring. <RastaSaf> of course the correct answer to that quote would be: how long did it take the doctors to remove it from you?
<teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal
<Semi> What are you talking about? <Rico> Fuck if I know. Your mother, probably.
<Khrosscpp> If by "whup" you mean "penetrate until colon rupture", I'm way ahead of you.
<Khross> I'M GOING TO REPLACE YOUR LOWFAT MILK WITH SLIGHTLY HIGHER FAT MILK AND EXPOSE YOU TO THE RISK OF FUTURE HEART DISEASE.
<Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator. <Sharkey> Which gender hasn't been specified. <Xerox> I've been told I should be a phone sex caller. <Sharkey> Keep reaching for that rainbow. <Kashan> he's waiting for your call
<Lord-Data> spanish girls like come with a tan by default <Lord-Data> its like they come factory fitted with a fully body kit :)
*jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts *Butters* watches as jwzrd- breaks his foot on his morning wood
<Booyah> what's 18 inches long and makes women scream? <Gen|us> a black mans cock <ismell> you toenails ? <Booyah> crib death
*** @pHaT|B33R is now known as @pHaT|ZzZz <@JumperXL> later <@JumperXL> nite drunkard <@ismell> l8 <@JumperXL> thats irc dedication. smashed off his gord but still changes his nick to ZzZz before he passes out.
<Nice_Guy> i love u <kcb0ddah> i love you too <kcb0ddah> what is your credit card number?
<MrFreeze> AND I PUT 3 OZ OF WEED IN 2 COOKIES <MrFreeze> AND THEY WERE LIKE 1" ACROSS <MrFreeze> MMM THEY WERE YUM! <noj> and 2 feet high!
<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :| <mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress <nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses. <mightyflo> you get what you pay for
<|hOrNeT|> Does anyone have Sims Vacation please that they can hook me up with?? I've been trying to get that for my girlfriend forever and I don't get any sex0r anymore if I can't get it
<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces! <Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.
<kung_fu_mike> I ran for office today in the IEEE elections <kung_fu_mike> and I lost to a whiney bitch that everyone knows is going to break under the pressure <FlipTopBox> if everyone know's she'll crack, why did they vote for her? <kung_fu_mike> cause there idiots who came for the free pizza and saw a moderatly cute girl <kung_fu_mike> well guess I will have to get position my way and get her in bed <mightyflo> and run everything from behind the scenes <kung_fu_mike> from behind is right
<orion> having eggo "pissed" at me was like having a rabid chihuahua yiping at you becuase you stepped on its oversized genitals <Guilty> See you just complemented eggo again
<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks <madwoota> 'hey baby, lets hump in the wrx..' 'sorry, cant even get my panties off in here'
<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school <_8ight> it died that nite :(
<Slant> I'm adding "Masturbation" to my HotOrNot profiile. <Slant> Hopefully this will reduce the number of matches I've been getting lately. <Slant> Or it'll hook me up with a woman I can truly appreciate. ;-)
(^[QuRvE]^) its freezing in my class (xyst) qurve is freezing his ass? (bc) qurve is freaking in my ass (nexxai) QURVE HAS A FAT ASS (xyst) QURVE STOP TOUCHING MY ASS (seiki) QURVE LIKES IT IN THE ASS (^[QuRvE]^) It's nice having friends.
<DTOX> ha, did you know entry-level pharmacists make $90k/yr? <DTOX> I'm in the wrong line of work... <Xyrem> DTOX : that's about the most boring job i've seen <Xyrem> putting pills into a bottle <DTOX> and in your pocket <DTOX> and in your mouth <DTOX> and in people's drinks
<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all around me <K34R> so it will be like im captain of the starship ianprise <K34R> on a mission to hack the gibson
<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican. <Guilty> I dont get it <BR4D> youre so elton john <Guilty> That I get
<_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1 <_Deathbr_> i saw that at friends house and i was like whoa.. u come across some kewl shit while lookn for eprom reading writing info's <travolta> you can also find a lot of cool pages if you search for the word "the"
<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N) <Foxie> Y <Foxie> Y <Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN
<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2 <mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right." <SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching
<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade
<toxic> :)
<toxic> no actually not lesbians
<CrdStang> hahaha
<toxic> but that they could finger themselves
<spazzer> lol
<toxic> i was like oh shit! they use pencils too?!
<sy|{0ti|{> i watched a clip of some pron when i was in 5th
grade
<sy|{0ti|{> and some chick was pinchin her nipples and shakin
em round
<sy|{0ti|{> and i was like "WTF" girls jack off their tittys "
<CrdStang> LOL
<sy|{0ti|{> yeah
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 5th grade
<sy|{0ti|{> i was a regular jerk a holic
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 8th grade , i was skippin
school to do it
<sy|{0ti|{> hell by the time i was in 10th grade , i quit
school to do it fulltime
<Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines: <O_6> wtf <O_6> goddamn keyboard <O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe! <matts> interesting autobiography
<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as Resident Evil <R0SC0E> but they pushed it back to not be in competition <mightyflo> zombie soccer! <mightyflo> you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a bunch of zombies <mightyflo> they could do like bullet kicks and blow their heads off and stuff <nitrifik_> no, zombies against zombies <nitrifik_> slowest soccer game ever
<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their computer crash ;)~
<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese woman <Damaceles> after you ate her you'd have to eat again in an hour
<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p <McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS <McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!
<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it
<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc
<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ? <@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec. <brock101> -_- <brock101> thanks, i knew that <brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i <@WheelOr> I suppose so.
<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me
<Altoid> patience, young skywalker <DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out! <DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto.... <Altoid> mmmm <Altoid> danish <Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears
<Dark_un> monitors so dark <Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2 <Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker
[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?
<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day <Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored
<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt <Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish' <fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :) <Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish <Scofco> i hate seafood