<HA[OffDay]Dima> one thing i learned though, never let my gf play GTA3, cause afterward she was tryin to play it IRL <HA[OffDay]Dima> i thought i was gonna die on the way home
* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s] <BDawkins> party on <Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!! <Yourname> lol <sycon> heh <TpS> the stains were really bad
<orange1> i think i got it figured out. <orange1> instead of giving users a long explanation on why it won't work when they uplaod a file named "what? me worry?.doc" to their web space, we can just give them the message "this file will not work. if you read the documentation, you would know why"
[madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at guy not where hes runnign crap fuckoff cunt lick my balls 99% miss rate guys 2 metres away with a perfect head shot and misses fuckoff game
*** williard (~buttertop@sdn-ar-003njnbruP070.dialsprint.net) has joined #oscars <williard> this channel should win a award for being so lame
* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it [dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right * dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it...
<FlipTopBox> Concatenate? <mightyflo> its something sexual <FlipTopBox> Concatenate can be sexual, baby. <mightyflo> its something sexual to someone who hasn't taken a programming class
(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly have to chew before she swallows
<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea. <akh76> I want to know The reason Why I'm ven <akh76> I'm lacks a Knowledge of irc <akh76> Thank you and I hope to get your reply back soon.
<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read.. http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?search= %5Bric%5D
<boxed> I still have the marks of her nails on my back I think :P <jwzrd-> boxed: ahahahahah <jwzrd-> boxed: I get marks on my chest :) <boxed> well, that happens too <jwzrd-> boxed++ <nightfal> I bruised my right nipple while I was sleeping 3 nights ago
<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like! <[ric]> I know there are those magazine things, but hey I keep clicking [next] and the pages don't turn! <winmutt> ric thats scares me * winmutt looks ric up on the sexual offender listings <[ric]> what scares me more is that it will end up in geekQuotes... (again.. sigh!) <[ric]> what I would like to know is how come all my inspirational leaps of genius, stunning breakthroughs in code or precise observational musings don't end up in geekQuotes, just the ones that make me look like some drunken, banter merchant, goth obsessed nutter seem to make it! * [ric] looks squarely in Jumper's direction, and taps his foot...
<[ric]> Jim, tsk, tsk... you're getting as bad as me :) <JibberJim> Eh, I've never been unnatural with a goat. <[ric]> jim... ok, almost as bad as me
<ar5WRK> Is it fucked up, to like, when she was sleeping, jerk off on her so when she would wake up she would have a mound of jizz on her body some where? <ar5WRK> Not like i ever did that. <ar5WRK> Just wanting to know... <ar5WRK> ...
<Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P <Mukluk> I know this because it was measured by a doctor. :P <fRy-> WHAT THE FUCK? :P <Mukluk> I was told that that's an extremely high capacity. :P <Mukluk> I could fucking beat all of you to death. :P <DeadRinga> with your lungs? <z0rg> Mukluk hahahah <Mukluk> Laugh all you like, little-lung. :P
<BombScare> i need to get my eyes lasered <eldee> ditto.. 2k per eye though <eldee> i'm saving my money for something i wont take for granted though :) <enos> i don't trust that eye laser surgery yet <enos> it'd be sweet tho to not need glasses or contacts <BombScare> i have an aunt that had it done, she loves it <BombScare> like 20 seconds and you can see <eldee> BombScare: damn.. i dont even think jesus was that fast <eldee> god bless america! <eldee> or something <BombScare> hah
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<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default <[ric]> and if you have like 20+ windows open at once and the quicklaunch active in nt/9x/2k/me then it is necessary <uneasier> i never knew.. god has reached down from the heavens and stuck his omniscient thumb u my ass <[ric]> hmm... do you feel discomfort in any way? <uneasier> no i feel big <uneasier> and shiny <[ric]> like stretched and stuff? <uneasier> no, sort of waterlogged
<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed <K34R> but i will be one day <3
<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it <Mazroth> too many potatoes there <Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh <Mazroth> in fountains. <Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka
<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist <FreshBrew> i never ever do it <FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to be sick so he doesnt yell at you
<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to orgasm? <DigDug> Approve Kill Nothing <orion> kill; <jestuh> kill <jestuh> if she's horny she knows what to do
(@Jumper): I've been to LegoLand (@Jumper): I've actually been drunk in LegoLand ! (@Jumper): We had a huge company party in the Lego Castle (+offwYtE): drink out of lego cups ([ric]): lagerland... sure that wasn't where you were Jumper?
<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK <poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the remaining 1% that blows?
<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day. Hmmm... I'm about due.... I'll be back in 10..
<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the internet????
<kapusta> Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone but you...
<ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis <ftstjohn_> looking for a girl to watch me masterbate in real life
<Tragician> MOTHER...FUCKING...FIREWALL! <mightyflo> that's a horrible mental image
<prence> you masturbate too much if your mom has to snap your tube sock over her knee to get it in the washer
<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in forever said "Hey what's up" through icq last night <blazemore> i didn't say anything though cause last time she said whats up she just needed a cd burned :| <mightyflo> cdrs before hos
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.
<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked <Synoptica> whats that? * Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails <drlion> like foxes <[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy" <[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me <djglitch> she is sexy <tyne> lol <tyne> u got her number <tyne> "0"
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade <Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo? <Joshua> things are just things <Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass <Joshua> tire <Joshua> *tired <Alamias> Cool.. I always hated midterms <Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?
<Joshua> how's the recording going? <Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late... <Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building <Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger? <Lexx> they were both stillborn <Lexx> as were their parents <Alamias> Sounds like my sex life <Joshua> wow...
<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3 <j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.