* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore.
<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world <pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up <pagan> and he gets weak <pagan> =) <jstepka> hell yeah
*** Villager has joined #akpcep <Villager> damn AOL <Joshua> ... <Alexander> hi vill <Joshua> jesus shit! <Joshua> you ARE using AOL! <Joshua> i thought you were joking...
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<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles? <DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in.
<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture <DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten' *** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying) *** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has joined <DMC[tiky]> haha <DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face
<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE <Slant> ANYTHING <Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters.
<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim <nitrifik_> I'd play it. <FE2work> what r u a spic ? <blazemore> haha <blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel? <blazemore> or even a whole word
<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that <Geothermal> he better be joking <Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight <Kazz-readin> Yeah. Fight the power! <dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!
<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with best?" <mightyflo> that's an odd question <redbatszu> dusteating nanobots? <mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote <mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair
<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago <IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any hot geeks
<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money? <@bytraper> loan <@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process <@incorrect> scam
<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14 times <Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to shoot yourself in the head 14 times. <DAL9000> Wronski: think about it. <DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help <DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain <natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain most of the time anyway <natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....
<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in my urine <GiRLiE> thought of u
<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy <PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my tongue it went further up. and she said it burned her hahaa
<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet> <duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey> <sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></ duckman>
<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are pedanic here <Crappy> it's pedantic
<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP? <Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo? <xpander> is that a euphemism? <Ouroboros> Possibly <Ouroboros> Shhh <Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things. <Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time <Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs" <Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day <Affe> oh wait <Affe> we're being subtle
<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes* <Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !! *** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout) <Nyphur> oops <Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server
<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!! <Rasputin> Let me rephrase. <Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!
<Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her new "pink panther" <chowda> Butters: I'm sure "she" did :)
<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fucking dictionary
<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered <]Di[ein> get some 5's <]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels) <Vandium> A FESTIVA <Vandium> ROFL! <]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get one free deal!
<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo <blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo <blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges <Geek-> lol <Geek-> how would you know about that shit? * blazemore is away
<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."
<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs <blazemore> time to reboot <ScumDog> that's so retarded <mandarin> heh...uptime is sad <mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;) <mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs
<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit. <Brentai> MINT SKITTLES? <JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint". <JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.
<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes <sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?! <sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo bitch loyal
<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off' <Flav> "a few months? sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list"
<Mike> ARGH SHIT <Mike> Ive been on the internet for ALMOST 3 HOURS <Mike> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHITE <Mike> BIG HUGE PHONE BILL <Mike> bye bye everyone *** Mike (~M@194.165.170.168) Quit (Quit: Mike is Gone, Nobody Noticed) <Jumper> heh <Jumper> "phone"
<Jumper> which one are you reading ? <snot> security experts ( news.com.com ) <Jumper> ah, news.com that redirects to news.com.com for unfatomable reasons <Jumper> I guess they weren't commy enough <Jumper> haw haw, get it ?? RED BASTARDS <snot> they where news.com.com.com before the .com bust, guess they just playing it safe <Jumper> yeah, they must've hyped down now
<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll <Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll" <tobdude> LOL <zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price <Blackmail> ew, a used one <Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either <zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail <zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html <aNuBiS-> hahah <Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll <tobdude> thats so wrong <CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll <Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy <CanOfSpam> oh
<timmo> you know what makes me laugh <timmo> web cam chicks <timmo> who try to lick their own nipples <timmo> but fall short
<dodge> i tell ya <dodge> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer pillow... <Lord-Data> nope.. just you ...
<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today <Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black <Maxstah> i told him thats ironic <Maxstah> he got pissed
<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died. <Wes> how were you suffocating? <kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times.
<grifferz> I love vim so much <grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over <grifferz> but vim's love is pure * ben moves away <grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend * IZS calls for the men in white coats
<DrWoody> One time I was at the store with my friend and there were these underage kids in the porn section they kicked out while we were in there. <DrWoody> so they gave us their money and we bought porn for them <L33TKnight> your good deed for the day? <DrWoody> I like to give back to society.