<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy <c-rOCK> wheres the febreze <Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?
(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass (kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction.
BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes
<Ophidian> why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and no social life? i dont understand
*** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript <rmah> greetings fellow humans <JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah? <rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans <JibberJim> fair point.
* yossarian doesn't have a middle name <yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names"
<Tisha> dialup boy! <supreemball> at least i dont have problems :) *** supreemball has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer)
<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !
<LIMPBZKIT> i dont know whats wrong with me i had sex <JerkItgrl> HAHA <JerkItgrl> with what?
<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet <NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures
* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room <WestBeach> oops <WestBeach> i meant to type... <WestBeach> uhhh <WestBeach> airplane
<phish> wow, I read this in a slashdot post "Stop slouching! It's two O'clock in the afternoon, PUT PANTS ON!" and immediately thought...damn, he's right <phish> ...now I just need to find my pants
<[prefix]> hahahah <[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit <[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone # <[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass
<mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks <spazzer> shit <spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while you're pouding it
<SementE> anyone here have a commercial pilot license? <blazemore> semente: do you have any idea how many fbi "carnivore" systems you just set off <SementE> blazemore: oh.. I forgot to add airline
<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn <duckman> so he sent you here? <Richie> revenge is strange sometimes <Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do... * Joshua takes off his pants
<natescape> There's a new soft drink that contains Viagra instead of caffeine, it's called Mount-n-Do.
<Evil_Rob> JLsoft: Not like I'm going to wander the streets, jerking off homeless people.
*** devolve (corruptor@203-96-106-108.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined <devolve> what is the name of the sexual activity where you put a tube up each others ass and pass shit between it <aNuBiS-> devolve: Looking for something to do on a Saturday night in New Zealand?
<aNuBiS-> spic and i went and bought 30 shovels, no background check, fucked some niggers up.
<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux <Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock <Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s <Waldo> was they?!?! * Waldo pokes survivor in the eye
<Waldo> tool, are you retarded or just an idiot? i need to know if i should just hate you or pity you as well. <Tool> i think you should hate me <Waldo> that's a given <Waldo> i need to know if i should pity you as well.
<_ry0suke_> My dad has no nuts <Deathwinter> Really? <_ry0suke_> OOPS, I meant my cat
<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did
<dot> i make that typo irl too <dot> wait... it's not a "typo" then... * dot gets confused about real life <dot> real life... has no keyboards... * dot tries to remember this
<dot> one sex <dot> eek <dot> sec <dot> damn that typo <Alexander> sure <Waldo> paging doctor freud... <Waldo> paging doctor freud...
<Chaderz> Damnit man, get MSN! <Dog_Welder> Unlike most, I find that Bill's dick chafes my ass
(Sarojin) Haha nice, I got referred to the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership by askjeeves.com, and the banner on the top said across it "WHY PAY RETAIL!?"
<jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp? <Jumper> people still use lisp ? <Liqd_Work> people started using lisp? <MediArc> people can program? <Jumper> ..people ? <MediArc> ?? <drlion> there was light?
<nappyjallapy> dude nobody knows <nappyjallapy> but these fucking japs own ameritech <nappyjallapy> everyone thinks it's AMERItech <nappyjallapy> but it's JAPAfuckingtech <nappyjallapy> fuck them
<bits> about 7-8mil live in sydney <bits> well not "sydney city" but live in sydney and its surrounding suburbs <Joshua> nice <Joshua> oh wait, you guys are on the metric system <bits> yep <Joshua> that's only like 3.5 million people in our system <bits> lol
<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it <Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that <myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic. <Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys <Joshua> *appologies? <Joshua> soemthing like that <Joshua> fuck it <Joshua> i'm an american <Joshua> i don't have to spell
<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too <myst> skiing easier <Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it. <Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him. <myst> lol! ah parents
<myst> nah, snow is cool. <Joshua> if you're a bear. <myst> skiing, snowboarding, etc. <myst> just have to dress for it <Joshua> that's how i broke my arm for the first time <Joshua> snowboarding <myst> oh ouch <Joshua> or rather, falling down a hill because you SUCK at snowboarding
<myst> so what about you? anything interesting? <Joshua> i'm writting a book and i just left a naked lady in her bed seconds before her roommates came home. <Joshua> it was like *pulls on pants* *roommates walk in* <myst> what's your book about? <Joshua> lol! <Joshua> yup, you're a chick <myst> lol <myst> rofl
<drlion> linux hacker 1: i'm bored. linux hacker 2: let's re-write the whole kernel! linux hacker 1: ok. *hackety-hack* linux hacker 1: wow, it's 0.00001% faster and takes up 1kb less space! linux hacker 2: w00t.
<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed?