<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again <MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> for the last fucking hour <MadScribe> geezus <toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?
<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards? <reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet
<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me. <collusion> yeah, and he should play center right? <Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?
<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman? <shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something
<tomg> er I have no comment on this. <tomg> :P <Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P <tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P
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<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC <Jumper> irl sex, that is <smiler> Jumper: We figured =) <smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex? <smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek. <Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser
quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat)
<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho
<Javi> irc is like a cigarette <Javi> you know it's bad for you <Javi> but you just can't stop
<Acero> Acero = Steel <Acero> my nick used to be Steel <Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel <BaNe> yer nick should be puddin <BaNe> not steel
<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex
<kisama> you know what's hilarious <kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned <kisama> then walking around all furtive <DooD> ... <kisama> hhahaha <kisama> i did that today <kisama> you'd think ppl would notice <kisama> but i was in art all day <kisama> with my zipper down <kisama> and a long shirt <DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P <kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?
[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens'
<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket <tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it? <yossarian> yes, MSBucket <tomg> have they made a patch for it yet? <tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET <yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft? <tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks
{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off
{[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will
xceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs
<Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him"
<Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin <Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin... <Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM.
<djLiKu> 8=========D <insanelee> wow.. . is that life size? <djLiKu> yeah <djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor
<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =)
[16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz..
*** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.' <incorrect> that an offer woota?
<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature. <nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%! <kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.
(phibor) im writing a windows based system called NegrOS (evulanjal) lol (qdial) that sounds ghetto (qdial) what will it do? (phibor) nothing, just like true niggers. (nexxai) HAHAHAHAHAHA (phibor) you give it a job and it will fuck it up..then it will smoke your weed and fuck your girlfriend too
<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic <michael-> reeediculous <maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat
<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be <Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time
(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie (PeeDeeCee) indeed (siege) same with alcoholism (PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet (siege) hahaha
<Xta-C> i really need a gf <Xta-C> ROFL <Xta-C> gf3 even <Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice
<DAL9000> remember the XFL? <DAL9000> me neither <hex86> huh? <hex86> the women's football thing?
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<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it <Geothermal> you too eh
<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you <Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right? <blazemore> heh yeah <Apoc> irc is just wierd <Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you have never met
<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh <BenK> no <BenK> I race hardcore racers <BenK> people with tinted windows <BenK> and 20 inch rims <datz510> Ben.. like other hondas?
<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn <brucel33t> I bet they give good head <trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold <Reul> or what's in his sack
<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much <blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days
<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused myself and went back down to the party
<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN <dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN <dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm..
<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then just forget about it and watch the $ go in <Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot
<al-x> pam anderson had implants <al-x> had them taken out <al-x> just had them put back in <al-x> she proly has zippers <al-x> under her arms <al-x> or somethign
*** Now talking in #cars *** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks' <spazzer> no gay sex talk eh? <spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then