<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be <Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time
(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie (PeeDeeCee) indeed (siege) same with alcoholism (PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet (siege) hahaha
<Xta-C> i really need a gf <Xta-C> ROFL <Xta-C> gf3 even <Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice
<DAL9000> remember the XFL? <DAL9000> me neither <hex86> huh? <hex86> the women's football thing?
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<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it <Geothermal> you too eh
<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you <Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right? <blazemore> heh yeah <Apoc> irc is just wierd <Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you have never met
<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh <BenK> no <BenK> I race hardcore racers <BenK> people with tinted windows <BenK> and 20 inch rims <datz510> Ben.. like other hondas?
<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn <brucel33t> I bet they give good head <trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold <Reul> or what's in his sack
<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much <blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days
<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused myself and went back down to the party
<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN <dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN <dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm..
<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then just forget about it and watch the $ go in <Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot
<al-x> pam anderson had implants <al-x> had them taken out <al-x> just had them put back in <al-x> she proly has zippers <al-x> under her arms <al-x> or somethign
*** Now talking in #cars *** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks' <spazzer> no gay sex talk eh? <spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then
<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more cocaine :D
<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ? <sparatik> tell him she has an STD
<BlackDeth> man this sucks <BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless <BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do homework and shit
<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me. <novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week
<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was pretty funny
<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her. <Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man. <Potato> So I just don't try. <Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man. <Potato> I mean, c'mon. <Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black. Like Shaftzilla. <memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong? <Potato> Yes. <Potato> Yes he did.
<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later <eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement
<profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of his that ive listened to <profuse> heh im talkinglike im british or some shit <al-x> hey <al-x> americans say "rather" too <al-x> except they say "i'd rather have a big slow car that's flashy than a car that isn't flashy but runs better"
<Muskratt> How can people like you guys survive infancy without bursting into flames from some major god (I don't care who) 's anger? <MightyQuinn> easy <MightyQuinn> we carry fire extinguishers
<neck> btw... bought an ice cream maker today :) <qu4ntum> dont you mean a donut maker ? <Lord-Data> very easy to get those confused .. <neck> oh hell yeah <neck> oh crap... it was a donut maker
<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked. Send pics." <Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue. <Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw. He liked the messiness.
<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr? <Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener <Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if your e key wasnt working
<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word? <evenpar123> dog? <evenpar123> That's my slave name. My new name is "dogg"
<michael-> shut up <michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today <kisama> heh <kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us
<Snag> on another note <Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy? <eldee> fake tan shit? <eldee> wtf? <Snag> ya <Snag> i have supah white arms <eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick your arm in the pipe dude
(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :) (Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge (Idler): Starting to get really big now (Idler): Might have to kill it some day (NX): did u try to eat it? (Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago
<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT
IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<DaRkShaMe> hi santa
<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!?
* Berzerker gets hungry * Berzerker eats his e's *** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr
<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground <Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad <Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel <Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand <Berzerker> and like <Berzerker> poop!
<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything.
<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability <DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am
<Berzerker> hey <Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white house? <Berzerker> swallow the leader.
<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it
<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation <Berzerker> and like <Berzerker> he cant even stand up <Berzerker> so hes like <Berzerker> wtf
<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation