*** hypr changes topic to '.' <LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month.
<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge
<Berzerker> i shit too big <Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper <Berzerker> my parents think i use too much <Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it <Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry"
<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm.
<Berzerker> Life is hard. <Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent. <Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE
<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers. <McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers.
<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program? <Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows <Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is <Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke) <Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?
<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock <LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch.
<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are now'a'days <Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way <Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit
<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple.
<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children. <AlmtyBob> wow <AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job <AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak
<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time <artoh8su> no, i dont <matts_> oh <artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name
[incorrect] no, we're all using pens, paper and carrier pidgeons [incorrect] actually, maybe that's what PPP stands for
* FiShYmAn kills Noddy * FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50 [Noddy ] rfol [Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way
<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP <Gethoht> OP? <Gethoht> oh, op <Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin
<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a subscription to penthouse ;> <boozie> haha <KiZeR> good lord <eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to yourself and dont flood
<semi> + <semi> oops <semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end <MrP-> + <MrP-> oops <MrP-> same here
* semi realises that my videocard is better then MrP-'s old computer <MrP-> hell, i masturbate at a higher frequency than my old pc
<zacs> wow <zacs> my name on slashdot <zacs> i can retire <zacs> and live on fame alone <iddy-h> *nod*
<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?
<|nec|> hihi all <|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc
<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air?
*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids. *** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to oops, wrong channel
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<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin <Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector
<drBoston> DGMage : asl <DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line. <drBoston> never <drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection
<maff> yoga fire! <timmo> yoga flame! <maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.
<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls <MrP-> and my tits are to die for!
<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches! <ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches
-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents. but some of the men are really women. Enjoy!
<snag> you know whats funny <snag> im big <snag> but im not that fat <eldee> that's what all fat people say
*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has joined #cars *** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF * bigdick slides into BigCunt *** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has left # cars <shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday
<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys
<ThaDragon> =) (= <ThaDragon> =* *= <ThaDragon> =**= <ThaDragon> *ziiiip* <ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=< <ThaDragon> *SLAP* <ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8 <ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date. <ThaDragon> =P
[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend [Duckarse] ditto [incorrect] there's always ebay
<neck> i no longer wear tshirts <neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak
<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again .. <neck> i cant get it up <neck> i mean get up
<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes? <shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses
<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;)
<Mac]{> I think she still wants
<Mac]{> I see her every week
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> see == ?
<Mac]{> uhh
<k3vil> see
<k3vil> where.. in bed? :)
<Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room
<k3vil> hahaahah
<Mac]{> and /op her #bed
<Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i
<k3vil> haha
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> /msg #ear whore!
<Mac]{> haha
<k3vil> /part #legs
<Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger
<Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her
<k3vil> /join #pussy
<k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy
<Mac]{> heh
<Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week
<k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids
<k3vil> hehehe
<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd. She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen." She goes "I just saw goonies. Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?" <_Shorty> haha <LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?" "Yes." *hands her baron munchausen.* <blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line
(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them" (Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away
<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis. <Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud. <Hentai007> i thought 7 was average <tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people <Viscant> tragic: Damn them.
* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT * CaliSean is STRAIGHTER <soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.