[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to yourself and dont flood
<semi> + <semi> oops <semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end <MrP-> + <MrP-> oops <MrP-> same here
* semi realises that my videocard is better then MrP-'s old computer <MrP-> hell, i masturbate at a higher frequency than my old pc
<zacs> wow <zacs> my name on slashdot <zacs> i can retire <zacs> and live on fame alone <iddy-h> *nod*
<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?
<|nec|> hihi all <|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc
<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air?
*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids. *** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to oops, wrong channel
*** Nilx (~r@t1o19p47.telia.com) has joined channel #unixhelp <Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked? <Nilx> HELP
<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin <Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector
<drBoston> DGMage : asl <DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line. <drBoston> never <drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection
<maff> yoga fire! <timmo> yoga flame! <maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.
<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls <MrP-> and my tits are to die for!
<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches! <ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches
-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents. but some of the men are really women. Enjoy!
<snag> you know whats funny <snag> im big <snag> but im not that fat <eldee> that's what all fat people say
*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has joined #cars *** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF * bigdick slides into BigCunt *** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has left # cars <shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday
<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys
<ThaDragon> =) (= <ThaDragon> =* *= <ThaDragon> =**= <ThaDragon> *ziiiip* <ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=< <ThaDragon> *SLAP* <ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8 <ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date. <ThaDragon> =P
[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend [Duckarse] ditto [incorrect] there's always ebay
<neck> i no longer wear tshirts <neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak
<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again .. <neck> i cant get it up <neck> i mean get up
<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes? <shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses
<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;)
<Mac]{> I think she still wants
<Mac]{> I see her every week
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> see == ?
<Mac]{> uhh
<k3vil> see
<k3vil> where.. in bed? :)
<Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room
<k3vil> hahaahah
<Mac]{> and /op her #bed
<Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i
<k3vil> haha
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> /msg #ear whore!
<Mac]{> haha
<k3vil> /part #legs
<Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger
<Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her
<k3vil> /join #pussy
<k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy
<Mac]{> heh
<Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week
<k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids
<k3vil> hehehe
<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd. She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen." She goes "I just saw goonies. Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?" <_Shorty> haha <LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?" "Yes." *hands her baron munchausen.* <blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line
(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them" (Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away
<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis. <Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud. <Hentai007> i thought 7 was average <tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people <Viscant> tragic: Damn them.
* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT * CaliSean is STRAIGHTER <soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.
<pupkick> 37? <devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie: 37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F. 0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 dicks?
(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet
<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP <brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!
* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger
*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat) *** loopback (~boh@ppp-134-252.29-151.libero.it) has joined # winprog <loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me? <GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you <loopback> oh, ok
<[Fee]> I watch univsion <[Fee]> and galavision <[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes <[Fee]> i dont know what there saying <[Fee]> but ass is univeral
<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment <michael-> Response by mike@soupernova.com - son was killed in a car crash, extremely insensitive and impatient seller
<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night. <Kashan> did he leave you a new window
*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net) <nomis_nehc> whoa <nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up? <nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe?
*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason) civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston civicsi on #cars civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle civicsi End of /WHOIS list. *** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars <civicsi> uhhh <civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME? <Tokae> we are l33t <Darn> haha he hacked you <KK> shutup jason <civicsi> how did you do that? <Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line. <KK> Mr Preston <civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts <civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ
<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe" <evenpar123> and so on * evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists
<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance? <Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier. <evenpar123|Dean> Satan <Slant> 666 cents a minute.
*** Now talking in #honda *** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?'
<vman_> wow <vman_> 2 iranians in here <vman_> amazing <vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS <vman_> HAHA!