* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts * dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha <dregan> Oh shit.
<shagie> srt.. he would sit at his table, scratching his scalp and make a HUGE PILE of dandruff and PLAY with it all SRT
<async> Violus: the ICQ protocol is about as good as your performance in bed <Violus> woah, sweet * Violus installs ICQ
<jstepka> there is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn t fix.
<matts_> Okay! So I go to cnn.com and I see about this B1 bomber down! Oh no! :( And then i click on it, and it's a page about the osama bin laden video tape! <nitr8`> the video is online? or just a description? <matts_> description <matts_> no, it's online, the warez group already have it in divx format <nitr8`> heh..gimme the ftp info <Nathan--> how the fuck did they do that? <matts_> Osama_Bin_Laden_VideoTape-12/12/01-FoT <Plot> what? <Nathan--> man. this makes no sense, how are they supposed to get the video so soon? <matts_> I was kidding
[Zammo] missee, humans are the only species that do it front on [Zammo] so over a long time, females evolved boobs [Zammo] because it matched the attractive effect of a good looking arse
*** Joins: mxman (68gmc910@hsdb-sktn-248-25.sasknet.sk.ca) <mxman> wtf <mxman> WHO SHUT OFF MY COMPUTER :(
<wild-> u want to know a good jacking method? <wild-> get a baggie <wild-> dump some lube in it <wild-> then stick yer dick in it <wild-> and throw everything between the boxspring and matress <wild-> then go to town <BlackDeth> you're a masturbating champion <wild-> BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i stole it from www.jackinworld.com
<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once <wild-> Lepper_: that was me <wild-> u heat it in the microwave <SYch0> wtf
<kritical> where can I buy a freon tank? <novocain> you can't <novocain> you can't even buy a can of spray paint <novocain> because you're 16 <tenfour> haha
<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :) <M5sedan_> wow, you must give really good head to charge that much ;) <salaman> M5sedan: want to try? 10 hour minimum , and no pull-back policy ... 50% upfront ... got the money? <M5sedan_> no pull-back policy = you swallow? ;) <salaman> M5sedan_: yes, and also means If you come, I still charge you the 10hrs :) ... LOL
<peng> NOT JUST A PEN <peng> A LIGHT UP PEN <peng> IT GLOWED <peng> IT WAS AWESOME <peng> IT GAVE ME JOY <Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU <peng> I think she used it as a dildo.
<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend. <dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend. <dregan> Skillz.
<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are <blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died
Lord x Bee: then where do you get them? geoffduman: usenet Lord x Bee: irc.usenet.net?
<D1> snow, our final is to write a "funny" linux story and put in linux concepts. <Amanda`> "Little Kernel's First Upgrade"
* terra melts JDigital * JDigital melts * JDigital respawns, and is quickly telefragged by a newbie
<timmo> if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes <timmo> MACRO SKILLZ FO LYPHE
<Drestar> Are the fam guy dvd rips in svcd only? <OldSkoolS> Drestar: of course <OldSkoolS> pointless to release dvd rips in vcd <OldSkoolS> and don't get started on divx <OldSkoolS> friends don't let friends do divx <OldSkoolS> divx is a gateway format <OldSkoolS> you'll download divx, won't think it's so bad, next thing you know, you'll be downloading asf <OldSkoolS> then real media
<DAL9000> if you ever feel dumb <DAL9000> look at tasmboy <DAL9000> and you'll feel better. * logosmani looks <Rud0lf> heh <TasmBoy> its not working <DAL9000> because you're you. <DAL9000> looking at yourself would throw you into a recursive loop of stupidity.
<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz? <BlackDeth> no <BlackDeth> or anybody elses jizz for that matter <BlackDeth> i've shot jizz in my eye <BlackDeth> but i wasn't aiming <BlackDeth> so i dont feel as bad <gb> sure you werent <BlackDeth> no i mean there was somebody else at the controls <blazemore> did he apologize
<McMooo> the hell. <McMooo> my sister invited some friend over to use my computer <McMooo> and failed to tell me <McMooo> so i get back from physics and there's a strange girl in my room. <McMooo> a girl in my room is strange enough as it is
<cugar`class> as i was walking from my car through the parking lot <cugar`class> there was this big black guy talking to this girl <cugar`class> and all the sudden <cugar`class> he makes a gun hand motion pointing at her "dome" and he yells "GIMME YO NUMBA BITCH"
<spyd3rman> what about battlenet? <spyd3rman> are they still using the cd key <CoMBo> no battlenet checks to see if you have zits and glasses, then it lets u on
<@SYch0> fuck <@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought <@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again
<PrEs_WhO> in 50 years there will be only 2 english word <PrEs_WhO> fuck and Dude
<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and re-attach it <McMoo> that's excellent <circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10"
<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much extra do they get paid to say that they do?
<eras3r> who the hell is digdug? <element_a> he used to be an old video game <element_a> then he mutated into an IRC user after someone stole his shovel <element_a> tragic
<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? <immi> wilylojik like after i cum on my balls <immi> ? <wilylojik> like after you've been running windows for 6 months <wilylojik> which I suppose, yes, is like after you cum on your balls immi
<bunni> your dick is small!!! <bunni> i can't even see it!!! <monkey> because i am girl!!!!
<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway <Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs <PolestaR> how fast is it? <DooD> about 15 mph <PolestaR> pfft <PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that
(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex? (metalfrog) yeah (metalfrog) he lives with my ex
<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y <DAL9000> Æ Ø Y <DAL9000> easy to say <DAL9000> f00 <DAL9000> ¸ß <DAL9000> say that. <Bizzy> ¸ß <DAL9000> õ þ <DAL9000> now that <Bizzy> õ þ <DAL9000> now say this: <DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§ <Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§ <DAL9000> bahahaha <Bizzy> what? <Bizzy> damnit
<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored.. <gloone> without jax0ring or anything.. <gloone> there's something wrong with me :|
<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want <Wolf4dk> For a buck? <Wolf4dk> That's all I got <FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more <Wolf4dk> what does he want for it? <OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks! <FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian <OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much
<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready: <berzerk0r> You're a cunt. <merkaba> thats pretty good berz <berzerk0r> i like it <MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme
<orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT <orion> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN <orion> back to starcraft editing
<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..." <ckx> and then just sit at the search engine <ckx> :/
<steve|zzz> i had this dream <steve|zzz> i was beating off <steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised <steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands <steve|zzz> best dream i ever had
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song <w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better
<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy <regulatin> thats disgusting <regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass