hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?

<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage
never shows 0.0%.

<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat

<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what  must I do to became a
programmer?

<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end,
you panic

<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit
sending old people

<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?

<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to
fake an entire relationship

<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals

<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper
sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.

<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?

<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best
mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me
quite a lot..
<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not
grammar

<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable?

<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?

<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"

<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it
back.

<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean

<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways
<NixsGirl> what the right way to say it?
<MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch

<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days

<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/

<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is
a 56k once every month?

<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age

<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they
still be cousins?

<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?

<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass

<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the
neighborhood bandwidth

<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person

<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper

* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend

<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell
me how to use a washing machine?

<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and
commodore64?

<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib
dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.

<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all
day ircing... i should sue Khaled

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will
follow you home for free

<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it
but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then
theyre dead

<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<toot> 1K = 1024

*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has
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<blahblahb> !list
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left #gamedev
<DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing

<Essex> philly close to chicago?
<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate
Travel Time:
<saotome> Chicago, IL
<saotome> Philadelphia, PA
<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins

<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and
drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again

<erhan> how are you yourself?
<mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke
and addicted to nicotine....im FINE

<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall
<Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it

<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first
job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money

<Snag> *beep*beep*
<Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you???
<Snag> funny
<Snag> :|

* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie
<Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the
eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine
products which my puppy distributed around the house.
<JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_<
<Silkenray> I know it was a cookie.
<Silkenray> My mother just baked it.
<JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really
be sure?

<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin

<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at
masturbating, sex becomes obsolete.  Like you could be fucking
a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand
at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation
skills.

<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks?
<DatDawg> why?
<Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there
invading russia

<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically
engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets
sweeter when she gets exited

<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something
like this
<myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of
thanksgiving
<myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world
for one day
<myhero> that's what I did today
<myhero> it felt great
<Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday
<Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day
<myhero> yeah maybe
<myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a
little bit harder to hate people
<myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday
<myhero> hate people a little bit more

<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world
<|Chris> one bitch with many different faces
<|Chris> find a new face.