<AlmtyBob> god my ball-sweat smells good <AlmtyBob> too bad I have a cold 8( <AlmtyBob> can hardly smell it <skmt> yeah. <skmt> ball sweat has a weird smell. <SD-Washu> mine fucking stinks <AlmtyBob> it's like coffee though <AlmtyBob> doesn't taste as good as it smells <mdl> AlmtyBob: dude <mdl> you taste your nutsaq sweat? <skmt> you only need to sniff your hand after you beat it, fool. <AlmtyBob> lets just say it's a good thing my cum smells bad
<kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers <kisama> i get bloody mucus sometimes <kisama> have to break out the guaifenesin <kisama> or insufflate salt water <McMoo> man <McMoo> don't even talk shit about my nose <McMoo> i can get quarters up it horizontally <McMoo> my record is 8 pennies in one nostril <kisama> circus freak
<Son-Doobi> i've been thinking man <Son-Doobi> today is 10 11 01 <Son-Doobi> thats binary shit <Son-Doobi> we living in the binary age
<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards <KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how awesome you are and that will show them <KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff*
<SAV2880> Ok, my point ... who the hell cares about the ZD bank account (as long as it's not -$5 million or something!) <SwampGas> SAV2880: the 10 people who support emuchrist <SwampGas> and it's my duty as owner of ztnet, owner of retrogames, owner of cps2 decryption tables to alert them
<Goemon> There is no good mp3 trading programs now. <maff> sure there are <maff> ftp. <Goemon> I tried that.\ <Goemon> In order to get name/password I had to sign up for porn.
<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld myself
<refugee> man <refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online <dwai> try to do it over the phone <refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel <refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"
(Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad (Reverend_) but then i just farted like 3 times, and now i'm all cool (Reverend_) but my ass is kinda wet and sticky (Reverend_) any hot chicks, msg me, and we'll talk about it (Reverend_) share your feelings
<Miko> hey i don't remember them dropping food on NYC when they crashed into the WTC
<grey> wow <grey> i didn't realise afghanistan had enough infrastructure for two nights' worth of air attacks
::: .signoff@1.32p> m|ch (michelle@XX-XX-XX-XXX.ivideon.com); to get over someone old, get under someone new
<|Chris> anyone else got beer? <|Chris> wanna play a drinking game with me? <|Chris> everytime a line contains a word, you have to drink.
<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector? <Customz> yes why myst? <Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt <Customz> fuck speeding
<blazemore> in afghanistan, people are worried about dying tonight. in the us, i'm worried about completing my mame collection before this site rom site dies.
[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20 [16:19] *** THC_420 (VR66@24.102.63.76) has joined #winprog
<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful <Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass.
* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd <matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird
<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend <JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water? <novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends
<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid. <Kazz> Even when he's 40. <JDigital> hee <Kazz> "How's my cutest little sweet baby pie pumpkinheeeead?" <Kazz> "Fuck off, dad." <Lee-Ham> Issum wiggle umpkins? * Silkenray laughs <Kashan> I'm going to teach my kid the wrong words
<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.
<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away? <mEsHmAn> in mIRC *** theForger sets mode: +b *! *@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com *** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away)
<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though... <jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy <jD> ... *** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl. * Fishbird flips jD over. <jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12. <jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse.
<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing headphones
<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos
<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one. <Thom> Ach. Dang. <DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole. <puchiko> It is. <DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then.
<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ? <refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back
<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein); <KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb ass.
<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock <matts> dead rock <matts> umm <matts> CoderMan news flash <matts> rocks can't live <matts> :
*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog <atnnn> hi <atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN <Wy4tt> VK_RTM <atnnn> and minus? <Wy4tt> VK_RTFM <atnnn> i can't find it
<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey <krayons> have stds <killspree> haha <killspree> no way <kara> bullshit man <killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck so bad <krayons> its not bullshit <VeRrUcKt> lol <killspree> the players are running around in pain
<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation <tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@ <tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself
<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods? <spazzer> tim <spazzer> we mean <spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long <spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long <spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long <Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)
<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs <opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal
<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude? <tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor <Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys? <Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?
<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing <moomba> but that's not out yet <moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats
<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me <SPD-DMN> im going to check it out <RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20
<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them
<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff <RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho <ocx> for cars? <RockShox> no for bicycles
<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the gear shifter..
<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"
<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says <ScratGod> x = 1; // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH