<train> i'm on prison net <train> that still works <Hooblah> wtf <Hooblah> prison? <Hooblah> as in locked up n shit? <Zebracake> heh! <Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net
<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him <Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian
<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998 <hypr> heh <hypr> or somthing <hypr> old ;P <caspuh> hah <caspuh> 98? <caspuh> they had vinyal then?
<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them. otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction
<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed. I'm anti-laughing. <FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs implode then.
<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears? <_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive <_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage?
<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn <DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes <datz510> i have some
<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me
(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool.
<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with a potato gun.
<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now? <darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc <darkaeon> eheh <MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right <MadHatter> dude dark <MadHatter> I'm not even on irc <MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me
<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y..... <Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA" <Schrieks> this was back in 94
<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis <MadHatter> like for porno movies <MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis
(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.
<Digested> cool :) <Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s <madog> ya <madog> and email <qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish....
[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track. [23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever. [23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps [23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.
<Speef> man <Speef> I have some killer gas <matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
<germane> here, type this in your shell <germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd <germane> it will secure your box <atawmic> okay, hold on <atawmic> done <atawmic> whats happening? <atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?
<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying <Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work <Digested> and laughing at them <Digested> :D <MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents <Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can <Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home <Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh <MadHatter> hehe
<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default <Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi <Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/ <Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5
<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv <|Chris> damn disease discrimination <|Chris> why are people so prejudiced against HIV? <|Chris> people are down with hepatitis and shit <|Chris> but they're so full of hate for HIV
<Digested> uh <Digested> why were we +i? <DooD> because shapht was naked <DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on him
<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph <matts> kritical: um no... <kritical> matts: um yes <kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph <kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
<drgonzo> dance like nobodys watching <drgonzo> work like you don't need the money <drgonzo> jack off like nobody's home
(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont
be getting any l33t points tonight
<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic. <Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga. <JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS?
<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis? <TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes. <Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket. <TheVortex> Ah. Powerade. <ToastyGhost> Powerade. <Toen> penis, actually <ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle. <TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that <ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS! <Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_; <TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST
<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!' <SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door
(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =) (PrimoPyro) *bloop* (PrimoPyro) "what was that?" (PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...
~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew" (tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass
<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit <__NoBoDy_> heh <__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck <BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow
<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno.
<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em and turn it into a big shopping mall
<|steve|> you know whats sick <|steve|> on every IRC network, <|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people <|steve|> and #wtc <|steve|> opportunists
<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school <Stacey> i want you to make fun of him <Stacey> i have to run from him everyday <Stacey> not friend <Stacey> no no no <Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands <Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you
<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women. * DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in <kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks <kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom <kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's <kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter? <kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room? <kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons? <kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women
<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner. <JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame <JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps [01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps [01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps [01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english? [01:35] (hilo21) fuck you [01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
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(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom
<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside. <BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you. <Kayma> Ohhh. <BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.
<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd... <Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises. <Brentai> My type of woman.
<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously <al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes <al-x> coz of quote stealage