<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying <Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work <Digested> and laughing at them <Digested> :D <MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents <Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can <Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home <Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh <MadHatter> hehe
<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default <Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi <Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/ <Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5
<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv <|Chris> damn disease discrimination <|Chris> why are people so prejudiced against HIV? <|Chris> people are down with hepatitis and shit <|Chris> but they're so full of hate for HIV
<Digested> uh <Digested> why were we +i? <DooD> because shapht was naked <DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on him
<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph <matts> kritical: um no... <kritical> matts: um yes <kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph <kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
<drgonzo> dance like nobodys watching <drgonzo> work like you don't need the money <drgonzo> jack off like nobody's home
(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont
be getting any l33t points tonight
<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic. <Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga. <JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS?
<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis? <TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes. <Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket. <TheVortex> Ah. Powerade. <ToastyGhost> Powerade. <Toen> penis, actually <ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle. <TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that <ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS! <Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_; <TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST
<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!' <SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door
(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =) (PrimoPyro) *bloop* (PrimoPyro) "what was that?" (PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...
~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew" (tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass
<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit <__NoBoDy_> heh <__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck <BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow
<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno.
<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em and turn it into a big shopping mall
<|steve|> you know whats sick <|steve|> on every IRC network, <|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people <|steve|> and #wtc <|steve|> opportunists
<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school <Stacey> i want you to make fun of him <Stacey> i have to run from him everyday <Stacey> not friend <Stacey> no no no <Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands <Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you
<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women. * DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in <kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks <kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom <kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's <kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter? <kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room? <kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons? <kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women
<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner. <JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame <JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps [01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps [01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps [01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english? [01:35] (hilo21) fuck you [01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
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(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom
<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside. <BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you. <Kayma> Ohhh. <BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.
<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd... <Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises. <Brentai> My type of woman.
<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously <al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes <al-x> coz of quote stealage
<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH! <al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france <infinity> stfu asswipe
<faceless> so if afro americans = niggers and middle easterners = sand niggers and asians = rice niggers what can we call canadians? <al-x> we're snow niggers
<ETP> heh * Tocool is very confused <ETP> tocool: so am I, but the key is to just say 'heh' so people think you understand <Tocool> yea but <Tocool> ... <Tocool> heh
<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now? <Richard_D_James> Yes <Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought....
<Digested> hi krayons <krayons> bleh <al-x> heh <al-x> spot the kid that has no seratonin left
<fimmtiu> asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug* Wield rm -f wildly. <asylum_> fimmtiu. yeah right dude. <DemoN> rm -f is too slow. newfs. <rudefix> hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it!
::: .topic@11.06a> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better be careful around me
<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet
(nexxai) char *peopleOnEarth, *peopleMyHoes; if (sizeof
(peopleOnEarth) == sizeof(peopleMyHoes)) { printf("Hi.\n"); }
(nexxai) Hi.
(nexxai) <-- not a geek.
<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space shit and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking <kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either. <peng> yes <peng> the government makes up an airplane <peng> with a passenger list and all <peng> to coincide with the WTC <kisama> then dick cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass <peng> this shit goes deep man <kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright." <kisama> "have a teddy bear" <kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets.
-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced (L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert (nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
<refugee> Robbin: you think this is just a 'rag the dog' scenario? <vermifuge> refugee - you need to put this in terms she can understand <vermifuge> Robbin - do you think they are having a sale on fried fish, just to draw attention away from the fact that they ran out of chicken at popeyes?
<DTOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some <DTOX> MSN WHORES <vermifuge> DO IT DOUG <DTOX> they might wonder where "Steve" is when a 30 year old web developer shows up and says "Let's fuck"
<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you <DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott! <DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me? <DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah... <DTOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me <DTOX> 'cause she's grounded <DTOX> but in a month she can
<tralamat> microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of software to the rescue effort in new york <devilish1> 5 mil of software <tralamat> shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd