<timmo> they need to make a 41oz <timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies <timmo> and drink the 40
(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong."
<Fustard> oh good god <Fustard> i was just thinking of something to myself <Fustard> and out loud i said <Fustard> 'laugh out loud' <Fustard> instead of actually laughing.
<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking incidents. US gas stations celebrate by immediate 25 cent price increase."
<Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson quoted as saying that he "will vow to search for the real terrorists"
<antonio> yeah, i whipped out the binder for this one kid who thought he misunderstood me when i said "satan" <kisama> how i wish i could have been there <kisama> to see the look on a man's face when you whip out a self portrait of the devil <kisama> and say "SATAN DID MY HOMEWORK"
[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner [`michael] squirrels [Amanda_] dude [Amanda_] Squirrel is good
<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs <`michael> haha <Kenn> I just smelled like sex. I didn't want to shower. <Kenn> But I did... <Kenn> : <kisama> sex and masturbation smell like the same thing, kenn. <Kenn> kisama, that wasn't nice.
<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me. <gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know that. <Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence, though.
<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my usual barber, who's this 60 year old vietnam veteran type guy, really uptight and what not. Anyway, he had this TV with the news on, and suddenly they started talking about police who sodomized some hispanic guy with a broom stick. That caused a lot of tension in the barber shop. <Defcon> "Yeah, so, how about that sodomy? Probably doesn't feel too good." "Nope. Can't imagine it does."
<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying
<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox <flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept popping up <Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the list <mD5> mD5@aol.com <mD5> thank you for removing me from the list
<DooD> what's your BMI assnugget? <synthetiq> 25 <DooD> fatass <synthetiq> i have a large upper body <DooD> so you have manboobs?
<ToastyGhost> Yo. * Brentai joyously rapes ToastyGhost. * ToastyGhost enjoys it also. <Defcon> Toasty you fuck. <ToastyGhost> No, Brentai did. I just stood there.
(nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection (nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections (nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud (nexxai) not of celebrities though...they might scratch their ass alot or something
<Mass> i have a total of * drum roll plz* 83 Units <kisama> yeah i have 354 units of nigger blood. <Guilty> Snow is trying to become a true nigger by way of transfusion <Guilty> Silly gook
<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself? <Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition <synthmesc> :/ <Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking someone else? <synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of myself <Digested> INFINITE LOOP
<DigiGnome> When you recognise most of the links from Portal of Evil because they're on your favourites list, that's the time to start worrying.
<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying "dumb" is pretty much redundant
<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious.
(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests
<hoset-> what's the server info for defunkt? <DTOX> 65.4.40.157 - port 21 - anonymous <hoset-> thanks much <DTOX> np <DTOX> if that doesn't work it's because I gave you your own IP #
<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks exactly like their old house
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict. <Digamy> i don't get it <skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead. <Digamy> oh * Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list
<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram <devGOD> i like kingston <devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football player <`michael> that really makes their ram better too
<Athena-X> have you ever tried to make a ':|' face in real life? try and do it without looking stupid and/or retarded. it's quite a challenge!
<kisama_> that's why i like anime <Guilty> Maybe <kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a dvd <kisama_> not like this shit from the u.s. like power rangers <Guilty> I know they made some straight to video "movie"-majiggers <kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous galactic sorcerer edition with new cast because the old ones got teased at school super megatronic edition
<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1 REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real picture" <c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that
<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait, wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On your dog? Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls. Go, do it, I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so I'm never in the position you left me
<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today. <Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them. <Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole
<barkode> you don't even want to be in the same area code as me after indian food
<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building PHR was today <McMoo> i should have worked it all smooth style <McMoo> and told them it was in my pants
[09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for 'pervert'. [09:56] <Squizzle> None. [09:56] <Squizzle> The closest is their word for "native", I bet. [09:57] <Thom> 'hentai'. 'ecchi'. [09:57] <Squizzle> Those both mean "Japanese man".
[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does "kikurimu" mean? [09:52] <Squizzle> "I am a preteen with bouncing breasts." [09:53] <Zonkto> There are probably three or four words for that. [09:53] <Zonkto> Sort of like the Eskimos having so many words for snow.
<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my
pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»» quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit:
i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)
<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age named julie <`michael> and we had this room in the basement <`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis
<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo <ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer 6.0: <ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more <Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto <Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there
<kisama> fuck english too <kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo" <kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo" <kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches <kisama> were getting into it <kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!" <kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN THE BOOK!" <kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"
[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny. [22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies? [22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.
(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan (d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work (Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do <maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out <maff> with frosting and everything <madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way <maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb! [21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro [21:51] <Nakago> >_< [21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb? [21:51] <Nakago> ack [21:51] <Hatta> hmm. [21:51] <Hatta> how would that work. [21:51] <Nakago> don't ask [21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1