<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much mexican food
<Rapture> i need to hit someone <Rapture> a guy from work just came online <Rapture> can we smurf him
<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your throat?
<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign. <MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern?
<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation...
<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay!
<stc> all us asians look alike <stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold? <al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what orion is pissed about <timmo> i would have to say its women troubles <orion> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye
<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use? <al-x> strawberry <al-x> WITH A HINT OF NERDNILLA
<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous <SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru <Xlord> sounds like some women I know
<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of
<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed? <priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh <priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us
(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player (Stacey```) so i can kick their ass
(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/? 155D256CD= (`Thunder) whoa (`Thunder) they released my life (`Thunder) how did they tape all that?! (madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!! (runner-) either way its gonna be boring
<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND! <DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room.
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. <DigiGnome> I need my socks.
<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up <vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part <vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption <goatb0y> well that fucking settles it <goatb0y> any collared greens by chance? <vermifuge> dude there could be
<bigPIMP> are you a virgin? <kink> yes <kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong
<JD> AFAIK, Anubis is the only Egyptian god who is often drawn with an erect penis. <JD> Really! DigiGnðme> I thought they all were. DigiGnðme> Oh no, that's the Kama Sutra.
<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged. Mr Brown> ill kill you <JD> No, I like the way I say it better
Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass <JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya <JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening...
(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it at an early age
IoStream 14: LOL IoStream 14: radio IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"
n e r d b 5: umm. n e r d b 5: geforce n e r d b 5: i dont like em n e r d b 5: i like nvidia n e r d b 5: 32mb n e r d b 5: they rocks e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
<Inoshiro> Wth <Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval" <harb> Er? <Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing?
<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf. <acestus> What a sick job. <acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as the sendmail admin?" <acestus> "qmail."
<Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting frustratingly more frequent. <harb> Defect : Haha. <harb> I hate that. <harb> My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing. <harb> And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine. <Defect> she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it."
<perdida> should I go make porn for loan-payment cash? if so which aspect of porn would have the best pay/disgusting stuff ratio?
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some <VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig"
(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like ass
<reflector> I'm skinny and I have a big nose, but girls still let me touch them sometimes <Viseus> reflector: Yeah me too. In packed subway trains and stuff
<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if you timed it really well.
<iMike> i think english transcends spelling <DooD> especially with words like k3wl d00d