<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one <CBA> Those were dog years.
<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs? <NoEscom> no, it's not difficult <Noidea> yes it's difficult. <Noidea> It's almost impossible. <NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server
<shadowrye> okay <shadowrye> who wants a box <|Raven|> i do <shadowrye> good <shadowrye> now <shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo <|Raven|> i don't
<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
<atila> my pc just shocked me <atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" <ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged <jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand <nd-> ok, 'nuff said <nd-> enjoy <[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful? <jinkusu> yup
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off ~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers <vanity> wow <vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT <@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL <@SwampGas> COOK IT. <@SwampGas> that's admin code talk <@SwampGas> "they got illegal files" <@SwampGas> "delete it"
<timmo> you know what i hate <timmo> errors that wont go away <Guilty> So you dislike children too
<brian`home> so im takin my shower <brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo <brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO <brian`home> so i take a swig of it <brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good <brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie [timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford [timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity [timmo] to see him get shot
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC <blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell <LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more <Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever"
<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going to get a weezer tatto <nerak_> that is a heart <nerak_> with weezer in the middle
*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3 *** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000 finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB'
<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/ canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police department? <g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:
<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer space, and my owner loathes and despises me <mike> leprosy <Karmer> no <Karmer> it is <Karmer> slidey's virginity
<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like <Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck
*** Jesus is now known as [_[_] <[_[_]> lets see you <[_[_]> break my ass of steel
<RonaldJ> dood <RonaldJ> we should start a site <RonaldJ> like Am I Hot <RonaldJ> and <RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic? <RonaldJ> but call it <RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt? <RonaldJ> .com
<iMike-> ah god <iMike-> i feel sick <Fustard> did you get my cold? <Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!
<Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you cursed online the police came to arrest you <Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!"
<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head <|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash"
<|Chris> fat chicks are like mopeds <|Chris> fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on one <DigDug> heh <DigDug> she's like a scooter though <var> understand 1 thing tho: fat chicks are so grateful to get laid that they will do your laundry fuck you suck you cook you dinner and 13reakfast and not har13or ill will when u want to leave and go smoke dope w/ your friends. <DigDug> ya <DigDug> but they're fat <|Chris> hahahah <|Chris> yeah..there's the whole not being physically attracted to them problem
<Guilty> You see <Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)" <Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!# (SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P
(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten (notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him (notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum (notME) i watched it (notME) i wasn't going to spank him (notME) d00d no (notME) i turned around (notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass (notME) i didn't want to spank him (notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster
Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave... loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...
<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix? <yaragn> with those green lines of flying text? <yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl
(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael jackson"
<Loser> i just got an idea <Loser> i bet noone's done this before <Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle <Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it <AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about <ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it. <ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge <ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off.
(konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? (konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.