<DeadPan> i would've challenged knights to fight in a 4 foot body of water <DeadPan> then just tried to push em over <DeadPan> and laugh as they drown <th15> theyd call you a wuss :) <DeadPan> so i'd be alive and they wouldnt :)
<maff> 84 of 127 emails... <|Chris> god damn <|Chris> aren't you popular <maff> spamular
<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline <Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the tang, don't go down there <Viscant> thanks dr. drew! <ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok <ise> ew thin white worms? <ise> WTF are those <ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing... <ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house <Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted to go down on his girl during "that time of the month" <Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the phone and bitchslap <Dasrik> like <Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get pregnant?"
<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners <th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an asshole's bank account
<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound of a hard drive spinning down
<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is: <MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving <MadHatter> that's great
<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?" <BlackDeth> hah <BlackDeth> stupid
<SYch0> heh * SYch0 has a great family <SYch0> :D <Ash> Because they indulge you. <Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant! <Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT <notgoth> i shot cum in my eye <notgoth> fuck that burns <notgoth> i was jerking off <notgoth> and damn! <notgoth> ow <enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something?
<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick <timmo> i was talking to in the record store <McMoo> the imaginary one?
<homerj> a robot on Futurama <homerj> "You know why they are using WIndows 3000 as a prison guard?" <homerj> because it always locks up
~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid. (tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour (letty) or an ingrown toenail
<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies. <Ash> A choking hazard?
<SYch0> maybe in your dreams <SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me <SYch0> :o <MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc <SYch0> hah <SYch0> which is never :|
(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous" (pervert_) not cuz im gay (pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked (pervert_) wait....that sounds bad
<iMike> monty python would be funny if nerds hadnt invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it
<var> hrmm <var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop <var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling <Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner <Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
<@Spidey|> http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name= coralshay <@D1> OMG! MOM?
<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P <LkTrout1> Deth is a boner. <blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
<MadHatter> sushi rulez! <Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez! <Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001? [Guilty] When did that come out (McMoo) 2001
[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine. [D1] when everyone was playing for pogs [D1] I put down my slammer [D1] and it started a huge trend [D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers [Guilty] You put it on the pile? [D1] yeah [Guilty] Thats just stupid [D1] I was a high roller. (McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics? [D1] yes
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom? <maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works <aaronx`> dosent work for me... <aaronx`> bah <aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out (Twin-X) although she's the result of not
(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you? (tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ (tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that (tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet
<homerj> damn <homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here
<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name <timmo> chris <timmo> is your w broken? <thinkmad> no
<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white <MadHatter> there's just too much to manage <MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who don't already have jobs <blazemore> maybe i should play then
(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready (idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box
(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this thread of conversation
<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore <Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db <Guilty> Then it would always be fresh
<orion`-`-> what the fuck <orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid <orion`-`-> brbrb