hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay
<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses

<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of
one game and start a new one?
<D1> WHY WHY WHY
* |Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p)
<D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways

<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD
GRADE TEACHER.

<timmo> make me dumplings
<timmo> and some grit
<Fustard> grits*
<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit

<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday
<rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays
<two-c00l> eminem is not gay!
<rick^MD> yes he is
<two-c00l> prove it
<rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week
<two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays?
<rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i
could prove it to you

<dovee> anyone using or have an imac?
* macker looks over at the door
<macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...

<Keiichi> It takes brains to grow weed

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<hypr> damnit
<hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck
<hypr> lamers

<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn

<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not
enough females for a chick fight.

<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life

<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your
forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside
<Nikki> sorry

<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.
<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.
<osx> So watch out..

<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and
was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the
1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a
brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog
character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the
Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking
the profits for their own."

<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore
?

<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn
<Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn
flavoring

<Dipstick`> women exist?
<Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings
<Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women
<Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look
anything like the drawings

<blazemore> if i were canadian, i'd build a log cabin and then
kill myself.

* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF]
[page:OFF]
<blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his
starwars trip
* [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on
a starwars trip"

<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong
<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods
<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone

<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or
something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing

<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is
using ZD to bitch about his life.
<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."

<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets
<AlmtyBob> sucks

<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Cducharme> k
<Cducharme> fixed
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look
at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
<Ash> N/m.

<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?

<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!
<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here

<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?
<scar-> <-

<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants
<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify
<TonyD> how unusual

<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?
<rob`> to a different bar

<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> _________________________________________
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME

*** blazemore
(empty3@dialup-209.245.205.138.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined
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<LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today?
<HomerJ> they fought some guy

<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today
with a programming cobol book
<Berzerker> hahahah
<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol

<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight
chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx

<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?

<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down
counter clockwise?

* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh
<Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'

<hypr> 0h shit ash
<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?
<hypr> haw he am gay
<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?
<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w
<Ash> Yah.
<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.

<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks
a trick
<doraemon`> she rules

<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i
knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember.
(and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll
remember it as consentual

<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play
the more you reboot

<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe
their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do
that

<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and
smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench

*** Joins: SYch0 (Zack@pm-5-37.tellink.net)
<SYch0> coo
<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case
<ikk|q3a> wow!
<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?
<SYch0> butholes
<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl
*** Quits: SYch0 ( <k!15b7>)

<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend
<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar
<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is

<SWM> catholics are stupid
<SWM> "masturbation is a sin"
<SWM> I sure showed them

<Agent_M> hey, i bet $10 that r0f is masturbating right now
<Spud-Alt> what odds?
<Agent_M> 1-10000

<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth
against someone's vagina and fill them up with your
regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out
into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever

Hambone on #ramen #gaydads4sons #noodles
<blazemore> ash
<blazemore> get out of that gay channel, now
*** Hambone (shazam@24.gate3.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #
ramen

<SWM> if killing wasn't illegal I'd do it every day
<blazemore> shutup you pussy

<blazemore> *** Now talking in #bemani
<blazemore> *** Topic is '<Orchard-L> i heard it sucks monkey
balls! Monkeys like bananas, kthxgoal'
<blazemore> *** Set by Onic on Fri Nov 10 22:01:07
<blazemore> that kthx thing has gone pretty far
<scar|home> yeah
<scar|home> the emu skene - #EFNet's l33t lingo cradle since
1997!
<scar|home> -# :o
<blazemore> :o