hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<ethiopia> i'm starving

(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear
(@X2-down) er screamed

<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE

(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i
have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at
the same time?

<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something

<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?

<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number

<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push
"power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you
Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole
internet going to DIE!!

<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote
us. :|

<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder
then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then
FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's
not for desktops.
<DigDug> slack is for linux zealots :-D

<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of
mars than a pair of breasts for one evening

<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid
onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse

<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts
centering mostly around the anus.
<Ash> You've solved the mystery!

<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
<Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his
office (that's pretty damn fruity)
<guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL
<Dipstick> NO!
<Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :

<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.

<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a
sunday morning"
<migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i
cant get my dick out of this cow"
*** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my
friend for makin fun of music i listen to")

[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied

*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too
important to be left to chance)

<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say
that you were special?

<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop
2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!

<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls
any bigger
<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth

<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and
country

<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.

<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me =
female }/surrey

<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this
channel :/

<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? -
something is listening there

<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile

<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?

<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T,
gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> PANTIES!
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close!

<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should
be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please
reply.

<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?

<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(

<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial

<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot
windows

[02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.
[02:16:12] <AlmtyBob> the question is
[02:16:16] <AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?

<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i
wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad

<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway
<DooD> yeah fuck mailing stuff, i DCC it

<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show,
she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation

<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you
:-)
<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well
<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him

<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS?
<goh2> well i wanted to try defraging
<goh2> w/o windows

<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
<TheFlux> not an oil based one
<TheFlux> it may catch fire

<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities,
fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and
hardcore pornography
<Mooglezz> Among other things
<MoogIezz> :(

*** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
<corra> FUKR
<corra> I KIK UR AZZ
<corra> ....
<corra> i ain kiddin
*** Parts: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)

<skunko> dammit
<skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
<AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start

<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me
<ckx> they're alright
<gb> what if they cum on you
<ckx> that's a grey area

<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!
<Evilspoon> wait nm

<rouge> you vegetarian?
<AlmtyBob> yah
<rouge> i'm sorry. :/

<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man

<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some
condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your
daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just
lies there like her mother'

<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<HomerJ> blows up
<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking
battery acid.
<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for
'rechargeables' and ---
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH