<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me <BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him <BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked <BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage <BlackDeth> boglins own <ikkenai> so how much did he pay you <BlackDeth> he didnt <BlackDeth> he just offered <ikkenai> oh <ikkenai> so you did it for free
<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common <ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water
<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married <GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks <GreenJelly> IM SO IN
<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life. <gloone> but it also made it worthwhile
<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt <hypr> haha
<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons <papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each one <papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories <Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"
<ikkenai> these tortilla chips are growing dangerously salty <ikkenai> old dutch is approaching the limits of the sodium frontier <CanuckGod> ikke: the Ristorante ones? <ikkenai> yeah <CanuckGod> those things are as salty as a nigger's balls
n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. That's my bandwidth. <Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please" <Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken <Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum <Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass <Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"
<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees.. <hypr> fucking bitch
<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes <SWM> i never eat them <SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up <Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like. <reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me! <Taurclave> You dream of handjobs <DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl <Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1 <johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn. <repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D <lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle? n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
n e r d b 5: you use redhat? n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right? n e r d b 5: like napster n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
e l i t e m r p: first type this CD WINDOWSCOMMAND n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
<SWM> if the average penis is 6" <SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site (McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com [thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo [kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
<ArIck> mann <ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction <ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett <kisama> cockface is hooking me up <kisama> :) <Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes <iMike> id see your penis <iMike> it was great <iMike> i mean disgusting.
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system! <Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors <timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT <timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT <timmo> weirdo
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then. <Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot <Guilty> It would never end
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING. <Intra> exactly amanda
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime.. <CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot) <Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester [iMike] get a kickass one
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average <DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =) <X15> there are ppl in texas?
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language <DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl <D1> in comic book form
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3