<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever <MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!
<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix
<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again
<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)
<DigDug> warez > sex <kisama> it is true. <kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.
<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement <Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly <DigDug> Yes. <DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello <DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug
<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D <BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work <BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house <BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone <DigDug> How much? <jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life
<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u' <Ohtani> err <kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they? <Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins
<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob <ckx> and i was considering it for awhile
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games: <VIVI> Microsoft Word <VIVI> Microsoft Excel <VIVI> Solitaire
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me <iMike-> and it's not working properly
<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh' <Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim. <MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96
<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes <EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass <scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt
<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work <Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks <AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her. <ooze> thats swedish rodeo.