[zerra] Just employ a number of chinese ppl and have them memorise ones and zeros.. [zerra] or force them to do that [@opeth] you gotta get one named Ping [@opeth] for network maintenance
TheGodfather2613: i mean if you're going to have upside down crosses you should also have a desecrated star of david and an upside down crescent moon as well as someone bitch slapping krishna
<rebb> chinese websites scare me :| ??????????????????????????? ??????? ? ????????????? ???????? ? ????????? Click ! ?????? ? ???? ? ???? ? <voodoochopstiks> so many questions, so few answers
<3ifLikle> I used to masturbate while listening to my neighbors wild sex. <3ifLikle> Then i met them and they were like 300 pounds. that ruined the whole thing...
<Claes> hey <Claes> I was just thinking... <Claes> If someone sent you 10 cd's and a note saying: 9 of these cd's contain porn. The last one fries your computer. <Claes> what would you do? * Claes Quit (Ping timeout)
<MisterMastermind> Reminds me of an assignment I had... I had to name 10 fun things to do in a country. I pulled out a piece of paper from a hat, North Korea. "AW FUCK!"
<@cmdr_sm> i don't mind people being gay <@cmdr_sm> i even feel honoured when someone tries to chat me up <@osi> now i know why you quit drinking <@osi> one time you just felt a bit too honoured ? ;)
<miro> ramiro@calcifer:/etc$ ping www.thepiratebay.org <miro> PING www.thepiratebay.org (83.140.176.146) 56(84) bytes of data. <miro> 64 bytes from hey.mpaa.and.apb.bite.my.shiny.metal.ass.thepiratebay.org (83.140.176.146): icmp_seq=1 ttl=48 time=358 ms
<n0vablaze> why do people automatically hate me when i join a channel? <detmer> it saves time
<steve> oh man <steve> I was watching this old kung fu movie <steve> and this crazy japanese dude ripped off this black man's testicles <steve> and then an evil american white man threw a knife into some other dudes eye <steve> then the crazy japenese dude whiped his hands off on the black man's pants <alphakx> sure sounds like kung fu
<Sakireth> Infinite can't be explained by math or logics either. <Sakireth> Well, maybe a little by logics.. <bob-E> just get 8 drunk, and then u got infinity
<Bushman> my inet sucks <pikey> oohh <impulse> does she swallow? <Bushman> impulse: yes, my TCP packets
<Cole> you totally blew me off for beards! <@Pugh> i'd never blow a guy with a beard! <@Pugh> erm...i mean a guy...full stop
<raphael_sorel> So, where you from? ;) <sweet_angel47> Chicago, Illinois. how bout u? <raphael_sorel> Manila, Philippines. :D <sweet_angel47> where is that? in like, Russia? <raphael_sorel> No, it's in South East Asia. <sweet_angel47> dude, i totally fail at geometry <raphael_sorel> ...
<Arielana> he's sitting next me on the couch with his head on the keyboard. Makes it hard to type. <@Asmodee`> just push his face into the proper keys
<Ethereal Souls> it gave me the "explorer.exe has generated errors" <Ethereal Souls> BUT IT'S OK <Ethereal Souls> An error log was created <Ethereal Souls> which will be in Hex and tell me EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW <Frag> Because, of course, you know EXACTLY what Windows stores in memory slot E35BA9564F <Ethereal Souls> yeah <Ethereal Souls> that's the line about it buttfucking me
teimujin: so i'm playing Call of Duty 2 and the other team is camping with a machine gun, and i hear one of my teammates shout "the british are camping!"
<das> Headline: Bill Gates will be leaving Microsoft in July 2008 <Cryo> I'm sure that will be delayed.
ilovelickinstamp: i had all the answers to my history final today ilovelickinstamp: and you know how you never want to get an A+ ilovelickinstamp: well i kept saying to myself ilovelickinstamp: ok you can miss that one ilovelickinstamp: and i lost count ilovelickinstamp: and i ended up getting an 80% ilovelickinstamp: i wouldve gotten a better score without the answers! YaMoMsLova: dude... YaMoMsLova: thats ridiculous mike
<Az_Eating_lunch> We had to carry our IP packets up hill ourselves <Az_Eating_lunch> I tell ya, when you are carrying your own packets, collisions suck
<Bobzilla> Curse this hooker website taking so long to load! <Bobzilla> argh <K Doc> ... <Bobzilla> I can feel your judgemental stare <Bobzilla> It feels good.
<rifkin> Happy Flag day everyone <rifkin> the US army is 231 years old today <rifkin> to celebrate I am leeching wireless from some iraqi in baghdad
Andy: when I finish a song, I automaticly hate it. Nielzor: that's quite a healthy attitude, though, I think, hating what you've created Andy: like punching babies! Nielzor: EXACTLY
<tricid> I'm going to tattoo two dots on the head of my dick. <tricid> then when I cum, my dick will go :o
<Biff> man. 3 bigwigs from the rival company we just bought came here to visit <Biff> they didn't seem happy AT ALL <hekman> well they just got owned <hekman> literally
[GOD]Smithereens> Condoms are VERY good if you don't have any water balloons near you [GOD]Smithereens> Don't EVER try the other way around though. Xyranius> It's not fun>_<
<rush> anyone ever notice that klingons speak unix? <rush> "Grep ls awk chmod" <rush> "Mknod ksh tar imap" <rush> "Wall fsck yacc" <assassin> dude. you even give geeks a bad name.
milnarmo: damn i'm never gonna get a fishing license milnarmo: lucky i already have my phishing license darkwing14: what? milnarmo: please enter your credit card number and expiration date to continue this conversation
<H0ley> Its like if you want to get a mate now a days, one has to get a myspace. <H0ley> What ever happened to getting to know people and dates and crap. <H0ley> Screw this profile crap. <H0ley> Everyone is trying to profile each other. <H0ley> Freaking meat-markets. <L4m3r> Dogs leave piles of crap for each other. We have Myspace.
<jettekuk> can anybody help me? <ironi> jettekuk: i hope you realize your nick mean huge cock in swedish (and maybe other languages as well) <jettekuk> no i didn t know that <jettekuk> my name is jettek and i live in the uk
Sarah: I hate how society says we all have to be thin Jenn: I'm fat because I'm rebelling
<phazonfox> Mario Kart is socialist. <phazonfox> People in last place get better items.
<FireHmpstr> My friend broke up with his girlfriend or whatever <FireHmpstr> So now every damn time I see the fucker I have to hear him whine <FireHmpstr> "But I loved her so much, how could i ever live without her, Blah blah..." <FireHmpstr> And all I can think about is how to kill him without anybody finding out. <FireHmpstr> and then maybe rape that bitch too <XKKBK> err, are you talking about me? <FireHmpstr> OH SHI- <FireHmpstr> forgot you were here
<TreCool> I had the stupidest secretary ever today at the unviersity. I walked in to get my transcripts and she tells me she needs my school ID number and my first and last name. Now I'm wearing my hat that has my last name on the back of it over the Oilers symbol and I'm wearing the hat backwards so its right out there for her to see. So anyway, I give her my id number and my first name then say my last name. The secretary said "Oh cool! Just like the one on your hat! Now how do you spell that?" I was like "...". I was so tempted to bitch slap that moron.
<nickee> how can i se the size on layers in photoshop ?? <Unhold> ctrl+acn return ctrl+v alt+ii <Unhold> common shortcut <nickee> huh o_O <Unhold> yeah, sometimes i think photoshop evolved from emacs
<_grunt> wife washed my damned wallet <_grunt> i got freshly laundred money <_grunt> my driving record is now clean <_grunt> a new social security card washed up <_grunt> wonder if the soap washed the debit off my credit cards
<GoreJanez> I hate that captain of Enterprise from star trek <GoreJanez> He's like an irc-newby <GoreJanez> when he meets someone in space, he's all like: "hi, how are you, where are you from, wanna be my friend?" <R_Nereda> #gothicmetal solar system would be his final frontier <GoreJanez> he'd got attacked by ban-beams in no time
<blast007> okay, here's what you do <blast007> you go to a resturant, and you ask for a grilled cheese sandwich <blast007> and ask for limburger cheese on it <A-Delusion> I always ask for a chicken and an egg, to see which comes first.
<@Kaczynski> I say reinstate the death penalty <@Kaczynski> and execute corrupt politicians <@Kaczynski> how are they acting differently from organized criminals? <@andro> they're getting caught
<killsdow> do harddrives like... <killsdow> lose speed if u rewrite on them too much?
<okin^2> hi <okin^2> how can I retrieve my password? <@shasta> refresh your memory <@shasta> :)
<Gayo> I miss being able to type. <Gayo> It was nice. <Amy> ... <Amy> What are you doing now then, using telepathy? <Gayo> I'm dictating to my secretary <Gayo> semicolon close parantheses
<iFx|shade> this guy aidan was aruging with this chick emma at tea <iFx|shade> and shes like saying it wouldnt hurt that much getting kicked in the balls <iFx|shade> and he goes spread your legs then and ill kick you in the balls <iFx|shade> and shes like i dont have balls <iFx|shade> and he goes who are you trying to kid with a mostache like that <iFx|shade> and she got up and left
<Eric> I feel bad when handshaking with PuTTY. It supports so many features. "I can tell you what sort of client I am, would you like to know?" "Nope." "Well, in that case, let me just tell you my screen dimensions." "No thanks." "Do you... uh... want to support environment variables? I got some variables." "... no." "Well, I guess it's echo off and raw mode, then."
<Mikey> So theres this chick at work thats pretty cute <Mikey> And she saw me outside having a smoke one time on a break <Mikey> And she goes "You should give that up" <Mikey> That means she cares about my wellbeing and would possibly sleep with me right? <stevenst> No, it just means she's an opinionated bitch <Mikey> :(
eI pianisto: So.. eI pianisto: I called to complain about the slow DSL speeds. eI pianisto: and they told me eI pianisto: that it was because all the kids are out of school and "in their stupid chat rooms"
<S_Sprite> oh god <S_Sprite> all I can hear <S_Sprite> right now <S_Sprite> is the squeeking of my housemates mattress <S_Sprite> I'M TRANSLATING ANCIENT GREEK YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKS <S_Sprite> well they'll be sorry when my hard studying has got me a PhD in classical studies and all they'll have is MDs from some top-rated med school <S_Sprite> fuck
<Nick> how come everytime I see the phrase "Future-Proof" I read it as "yesterday's obsolescent" <Lanei> because you posess sufficient quantities of the cynicism necessary for survival <Force10> Man, if cynicism is all you need to survive, I'm gonna live to be 150.