<Seraph> wow, on gamefaqs, they have this "top 10 games that work on mac" <Seraph> I didn't even know there were games that would run on macs <Zack> Well now that macs can boot windows they're not quite as useless <Seraph> true, but it's just creepy, like a polo player going to nascar
<Mr_Owen> I really think I should have been born Asian. Being white sucks, anyway, and I don t like country music or tailgating or alcohol or owning engineless trucks or never mowing my lawn or not wearing a shirt or screwing fat chicks at all. So I ve been trying to come up with a word for someone who s white on the outside, but yellow in the inside. <mirasaki> Like the opposite of Twinkie? <Mr_Owen> Yeah. Exactly. <mirasaki> Well, what d you come up with? <Mr_Owen> I don t know. The only thing I could think of was a toilet And once I thought about that, damned if I could get it out of my head. <mirasaki> You re storing information endlessly! You really are Asian!
D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: i got owned by my bio TA earlier in the year D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: she was like "So, what are some possible effects from mutated genes?" D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: i said "Well, it could cause different coding of proteins, or it could cause you to develop special powers, like retractable claws from your hands" D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: the TA was like, "Wrong. Those claws are government implants. Wolverine's mutant power is his healing ability."
<Zahava> <3<3happy valentines everybody!!<3<3 <@Silva> Roses are Red <@Silva> Violets are Blue <@Silva> i could never love you <@Silva> because you're 1/16 jew * Zahava has quit IRC (quit: )
<Dann> this is so sad... <Dann> i want to find the "super mario bros movie" on limewire, just for old times' sake... but guess what my first search result is? <Dann> the 40 year old virgin
<Leonn> Apparently the military has been experimenting with lasers that are supposed to fire at the speed of light. <Glaive> No shit.
<reva> so I was babysitting my cousin's kid the other day. who's like, 15 months old. <reva> he was trying to get up on the computer chair, so i put him up there. <reva> he just starts randomly banging on the keyboard randomly <reva> and the first thing that pops up says "Are you sure you want to delete Internet Explorer?" <reva> I hit "no" (because it's my parents computer). <reva> so he starts hitting more keys... <reva> the next thing that comes up: "Are you sure you want to delete Outlook Express?" <reva> ...I've never had more hope for humanity than that moment.
<Ian-W> lesbian porn <Ian-W> actually lesbian/gay porn <Ian-W> because its like two girls that are guys <CK-[away]> what would you call 2 hermaphrodites <Ian-W> tetris
<vintendo> yesterday we had to pull the plug on my grandma, i needed the outlet for my laptop.
<lostmx89> ok i like this torrent thing but when you turn off your computer how do you make sure it is still downlowding
Kristopolous: I don't think we should have thermometers, speedometers, or odometers. Kristopolous: This is America damn it! Kristopolous: Thermofeet, speedofeet, and odofeet for me, thank you very much!
<Royall> Hey everyone, did you know it's illegal to destroy coins or bills? <Royall> Those are the govenment's, they are just lending it to you. <Monstro> Which means they can take it back at any moment! <Royall> Yea <Royall> It's called tax.
lprocks: can you link me to a place that i can download roms? Kow: www.google.com lprocks: der i tried and it kept taking me to different sites
<SSmith> Wow, I was just watching this porno, and the people in it had the same monitor as I used to
<Gargoyle> seriously, between dance dance whatthefuck, singstar, and now this, what the fuck is actually wrong with asian people? <Gargoyle> I blame the americans, after all the japanese people are the only ones to have ever been nuked
<Forcepath> i need advice! <Forcepath> on second thought: asking for advice in IRC is one of the classic movie blunders...
mysteryparabola3 : at work today, my boss and another guy were talking about their status on the computer mysteryparabola3 : and my boss say "oh crap, i'm Amber" and the other guy says "yeah, i used to be Amber" mysteryparabola3 : and i said "yeah, before the operation" mysteryparabola3 : he just stared at me
<Kiell> My system clock is gaining one minute every twelve hours. <Kiell> As a result, I'm completing tasks slightly quicker than normal. <Kiell> I don't like it.
<heywood_jablomi> A lady came in today with her resume written down on notebook paper by hand and asked me if I could help her "copy and paste it onto the internet." <my_smelly_funk> lmao <heywood_jablomi> It was 4:30-ish and I leave at 5, so I told her to hold it up against her monitor for about 45 mins and it would copy itself onto the internet.
<-- djjkotze_home has quit (Quit: setlife -> work()) <lordvetinari> that's not only sad, but syntactically incorrect
<Commander> whoa that's not good <Commander> the end of my mobile plug (plugged into the USB port on my PC) was sitting in the side of a potplant IN WATER <Commander> i pulled it out and it said "new usb device found" <Commander> =/ <Commander> dunno how long it's been sitting there for <CompHobbyist> new USB device found: potted plant v.001 <CompHobbyist> power usage for this device: -10W
<Jlax> So we were watching this D.A.R.E. video in health <Jlax> and they did that thing that they always do. <Jlax> You know, when they're like, <Jlax> "If you smoke, THIS will happen to YOU!" <Jlax> And then they show a picture of a black person.
<godgrrl43> killing babies before they're born is murder! <azlo335> I think abortions should be allowed up until two years after the baby is born <greggk> the splatter pattern on the wall is more satisfying after they're out anyway ** godgrrl143 has left the room
<justie> i did something stupid <justie> chmod -x chmod <justie> anyone knows how to fix it?
Chutt: my wife drops an earring down the bathroom sink Chutt: so i take the sink apart and get it back Chutt: while i'm hooking everything back up, she helpfully cleans out the bucket i used under the drain Chutt: of course, i called out "it's in the bucket" after she took it Chutt: but apparently that didn't register. so i got to take apart the basement drain
<CaCtus491> omg <CaCtus491> I think I have just met the dumbest courier ever <CaCtus491> I receive parcel <CaCtus491> Courier hand me a palm/PDA style device for signature <CaCtus491> Courier hands me a ball point pen to sign with <CaCtus491> I look at screen and see lots of ink and scratches from previous signatures <CaCtus491> I smile and say thankyou politely, slowly back away and close the door <CaCtus491> before breaking into hysterics
<Nofrag> It's bullshit, the police won't do a fucking thing. They destroyed one of the transformers now the power's out for twelve blocks <bawheid> It obviously wasn't one of the better transformers <bawheid> Optimus Prime, say
<lunchbox> so get this <lunchbox> i delivered pizza to the Microshaft building today but I couldn't park close to the door because they have all these fancy picnic tables out back for their employees <lunchbox> so they're standing there watching me carry all these pizzas to them and I finally get to the door and they stiff me. nothing. <fallingdogs> are you surprised? <lunchbox> next time they order I'm going to send them a bunch of empty boxes <lunchbox> and write stop messages inside <lunchbox> "0x0000000A" ... <lunchbox> "INVALID_PROCESS_ATTACH_TIP"
<fholmes> My 8 month daughter was given her first taste of Gentoo today. <fholmes> Literally as she ate my boot cd.
<yadrisil> Quit being emo. <alexsavage> i'm not emo, the glass is half full <yadrisil> Half full... with tears. <alexsavage> ;_;
<Brenty> You know, I think the media really fucked up when they called it "software piracy" <Brenty> Everyone WANTS to be a pirate <Brenty> If they'd called it "software faggotry" everyone would still buy all their shit
* kafiend sets mode: -o kafiend <kafiend> with beer comes great irresponsibility
<Hroth> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid= 8795795223394289910 <Hroth> bush's family supported the nazi's <videogameaholic> you know who didn't support the nazi's? jews. look what happened to them.
<Baloo> Supermarkets should have a newbie lane for the self-checkout. <Baloo> "If you're a loser who hasn't seen the bag boy scan shit at the checkout before, and you've never bought a soda from a vending machine in your life, use this line."
<Random> I wanna do a cpu stress test <Valaris> please to install norton antivirus <Valaris> aol <Valaris> and windows
ThPhox: Dude...there's free Cinemax, and there's porn on. ThPhox: AAAAnd it's anal. ThPhox: *does the field goal sign* SNAPEK1LSDMBLDOR: He shoots, wrong goalll!!!!!!
<Vanion> where is everybody from in here? <NemoMac> Indiana <Vanion> am I the only american? <NemoMac> Last time I checked, Indiana was in the USA.. <Vanion> wtf?
<pengrate> Because, contrary to Window's opinion, searching the internet for ethernet drivers does not go over so well
<bill> neo is spending all his time fixing his new van <Kevin> If its new, why does it need fixing? <bill> Kevin: heh, if you asked that question about software, it would sound completely idiotic
spaceinvader455: some people smash guitars after rock concerts spaceinvader455: I smash keyboards after I type up a school project
<cathy_n> That's because processed food is so manipulative. <Yawgatog> Sometimes chicken nuggets force me into situations I am uncomfortable with.
Nerdmaster I always say backups are for losers anyway. Nerdmaster I don't believe in "backing up" data. My data moves forward, never backward. Nerdmaster I'm a forward thinker. A real e-enabler of data.
<*> This mouse wheel is so loud I can beatbox with it. <*> This is a skill about as far removed from "Hunter Gatherer" as it gets.
<SHn> how come its cheaper to fly from brisbane to sydney then the other way?!!! <disco[burrito]> cause you need all the smart people you can get
<Khobai> ive never seen a fat girl who was bulemic <Khobai> so apparently the diet works :P
<Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96? <Sam> Oh wait... <Tim> :/ Thats a weird fetish and I don't want to know what it is :(
<@Malf> dude im pranking people on skype <@Malf> i called this american pizza place <@Malf> and i go "are you mexican" <@Malf> "no" <@Malf> "ok i'd like to order a pizza then" <@Malf> "sorry we dont sell to racists"
<Shaft> i was just reading a news headline and i thought it said "double amputee conquers everquest" and i was like whoa <Shaft> but is said everest <Shaft> which is far less impressive
<Chard> 3x12=36 <Chard> 2x12=24 <Chard> 1x12=12 <Chard> 0x12=18 <Monkey> NERD JOKE
<+Ethelion> i hate how busses come screaming out of no where.. <+Ethelion> it's weird <+Ethelion> they're like fucking ninjas <+FlameDrake> 2 tonnes of moving flureo yellow steel ninjas? <+Ethelion> yeah