MightyMooquack> Huh. This is something I've not seen in C code before... Iconoplast> comments? Iconoplast> HA HA HA BURN
<HardlyJW> anyone know how to change an ip? <lysip> yes <lysip> clone your mac <HardlyJW> ? <HardlyJW> i have windows...
Hekili_Manu: Ok. So I called my bank's fraud dept about that hotels.com letter I got since I apparently used them twice with two different cards. I forgot completely that when I signed up you can assign your own security question online. Hekili_Manu: So when I called and spoke to the guy they use the same security question and he asked me "Ok, I just need to verify one thing. How big is your c**k?"
<ido> anywho, i'll go write my own <ido> it should only take a few hundred lines of coke <ido> i mean code...
(+Cafe`) I am into AZN GANGSTAS (tehjeebus|x) gangstas that can do math... that means they're the worst people to buy crack from
nocashvaluedrumz: they need to reinvent the internet nocashvaluedrumz: so i can enjoy it with both hands
<Razhal> The internet is a beautiful place.... <Razhal> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D <Razhal> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire." <Razhal> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"
ClonaZjeveni5: It isn't a biased opinion ClonaZjeveni5: its true xenotwuz: I'm thinking your opinion on biased opinions is biased.
<HarbPBN> I got home at like 4am. <TruckPBN> Get layed? <ebolaaaa> Isn't it "laid"? <TruckPBN> ebolaaaa: I'm married... I dont remember.
<@pinata> i am going to be patenting my new method of internet access. <@pinata> it will be 6 times as fast... <@pinata> but drop 90% of all of your connections. <@pinata> i will call it ADHDSL
<codyryan> because men, have problem controlling their testosterone <Skiz> not me I'm a pretty good shot.
<AwwJeah> I want to fill a super soaker with cheap vodka and spray down other drivers. <AwwJeah> Then call the police and tell them I think they're driving drunk. <AwwJeah> Because, seriously, who would believe that story?
<Shadow> A super computer running on Windows XP? Thats like a tight rope walker walking on barbed wire...
Sleepaholic88: >>> Sleepaholic88: Err. I tried to capitalize a period so it would be bigger.
<Nacho> So, you have several types of tourist: You have the "I'm on vacation, so I'm just gonna relax" types, that just wear comfy clothes. <Nacho> You then have the "I'm in some place special, so I'm going to dress nice" types. <Nacho> And then you have the "What happens in $location stays in $location, so I'm going to dress like an exhibitionist slut" types. I like those... ;-)
<Rolan> I think black people on TV is illegal in Texas <CatSkills> and it will remain so until they televise executions
<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month <kosh> so once a month we get a bug report <kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours <kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce"
<Orphic> you any good at physics? <meowcow> when i run into a wall i usually stop
<Beowulf> ever since I switched to wireless I get disconnected whenever I get a phone call <Beowulf> :( <squirrel_remote> What's your phone number? <Beowulf> fuck you
<Eddo36> sometimes I feel like shit, you know, what sick shit I get off to. but I can't change <Littlelisa> You know eddo, if you never said anything, people may like you <Eddo36> if i never said anything, who would know me? <Littlelisa> thats the point
sw0813: you know, the movie ray really was inspiring sw0813: he was blind, and yet still managed to hit his wife sw0813: that means either of two things: sw0813: 1. his wife was stupid or sw0813: 2. he wasnt really blind sw0813: i mean seriously, was it like "marco," "polo" WHAM!
<Heiler> I feel stupid asking this, but how many pints are in a cup? <Swinky> it depends on how big the cup is <Heiler> Thanks, suddenly I don't feel so stupid.
<Greenbox> the place i ordered chicken parmesan from forgot the chicken <Greenbox> so instead of calling and complaining, like a normal person would <Greenbox> I used asterisk and called them from the number of the department of health <Greenbox> and told them a random screening of their food had just been conducted, and they failed miserably <Greenbox> so they were ordered not to serve food until an inspection later today
<Sid> I'm running a joke so far into the ground it'll become the next major oil supply.
Begging to Limp: heh Begging to Limp: so, apparently al gore's last speech on global warming flopped badly Begging to Limp: he gave a speech last winter in new york city on global warming Begging to Limp: the result? -1 degree fahrenheit average temperature for the day, the coldest day in new york's history Begging to Limp: when mother nature disagrees, she proves it
<sh4ve> hehe, i wrote a assembly proggy to convert normal numbers to roman ^^ <GodOfGoats> You are so MCCCXXXVII
Charmaine----: I'm a 26 year old single mom ;-) Kolobos Psychi: Holy crap! a black women IMed me! @_@ Charmaine----: How did you know I was black?
<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan <blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight <blazemore> we were walking out of tilt <blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting" <blazemore> and these black guys were walking by <blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses
<Seraph> wow, on gamefaqs, they have this "top 10 games that work on mac" <Seraph> I didn't even know there were games that would run on macs <Zack> Well now that macs can boot windows they're not quite as useless <Seraph> true, but it's just creepy, like a polo player going to nascar
<Mr_Owen> I really think I should have been born Asian. Being white sucks, anyway, and I don t like country music or tailgating or alcohol or owning engineless trucks or never mowing my lawn or not wearing a shirt or screwing fat chicks at all. So I ve been trying to come up with a word for someone who s white on the outside, but yellow in the inside. <mirasaki> Like the opposite of Twinkie? <Mr_Owen> Yeah. Exactly. <mirasaki> Well, what d you come up with? <Mr_Owen> I don t know. The only thing I could think of was a toilet And once I thought about that, damned if I could get it out of my head. <mirasaki> You re storing information endlessly! You really are Asian!
D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: i got owned by my bio TA earlier in the year D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: she was like "So, what are some possible effects from mutated genes?" D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: i said "Well, it could cause different coding of proteins, or it could cause you to develop special powers, like retractable claws from your hands" D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: the TA was like, "Wrong. Those claws are government implants. Wolverine's mutant power is his healing ability."
<Zahava> <3<3happy valentines everybody!!<3<3 <@Silva> Roses are Red <@Silva> Violets are Blue <@Silva> i could never love you <@Silva> because you're 1/16 jew * Zahava has quit IRC (quit: )
<Dann> this is so sad... <Dann> i want to find the "super mario bros movie" on limewire, just for old times' sake... but guess what my first search result is? <Dann> the 40 year old virgin
<Leonn> Apparently the military has been experimenting with lasers that are supposed to fire at the speed of light. <Glaive> No shit.
<reva> so I was babysitting my cousin's kid the other day. who's like, 15 months old. <reva> he was trying to get up on the computer chair, so i put him up there. <reva> he just starts randomly banging on the keyboard randomly <reva> and the first thing that pops up says "Are you sure you want to delete Internet Explorer?" <reva> I hit "no" (because it's my parents computer). <reva> so he starts hitting more keys... <reva> the next thing that comes up: "Are you sure you want to delete Outlook Express?" <reva> ...I've never had more hope for humanity than that moment.
<Ian-W> lesbian porn <Ian-W> actually lesbian/gay porn <Ian-W> because its like two girls that are guys <CK-[away]> what would you call 2 hermaphrodites <Ian-W> tetris
<vintendo> yesterday we had to pull the plug on my grandma, i needed the outlet for my laptop.
<lostmx89> ok i like this torrent thing but when you turn off your computer how do you make sure it is still downlowding
Kristopolous: I don't think we should have thermometers, speedometers, or odometers. Kristopolous: This is America damn it! Kristopolous: Thermofeet, speedofeet, and odofeet for me, thank you very much!
<Royall> Hey everyone, did you know it's illegal to destroy coins or bills? <Royall> Those are the govenment's, they are just lending it to you. <Monstro> Which means they can take it back at any moment! <Royall> Yea <Royall> It's called tax.
lprocks: can you link me to a place that i can download roms? Kow: www.google.com lprocks: der i tried and it kept taking me to different sites
<SSmith> Wow, I was just watching this porno, and the people in it had the same monitor as I used to
<Gargoyle> seriously, between dance dance whatthefuck, singstar, and now this, what the fuck is actually wrong with asian people? <Gargoyle> I blame the americans, after all the japanese people are the only ones to have ever been nuked
<Forcepath> i need advice! <Forcepath> on second thought: asking for advice in IRC is one of the classic movie blunders...
mysteryparabola3 : at work today, my boss and another guy were talking about their status on the computer mysteryparabola3 : and my boss say "oh crap, i'm Amber" and the other guy says "yeah, i used to be Amber" mysteryparabola3 : and i said "yeah, before the operation" mysteryparabola3 : he just stared at me
<Kiell> My system clock is gaining one minute every twelve hours. <Kiell> As a result, I'm completing tasks slightly quicker than normal. <Kiell> I don't like it.
<heywood_jablomi> A lady came in today with her resume written down on notebook paper by hand and asked me if I could help her "copy and paste it onto the internet." <my_smelly_funk> lmao <heywood_jablomi> It was 4:30-ish and I leave at 5, so I told her to hold it up against her monitor for about 45 mins and it would copy itself onto the internet.
<-- djjkotze_home has quit (Quit: setlife -> work()) <lordvetinari> that's not only sad, but syntactically incorrect