<zoe> yeah i think so b/c otherwise, using equation 4.5 you get the force and then to work back to torque is nontrivial i guess.....how were you going to do it? <GreenPenInc> the same way i was doing all the other problems, by banging my head against the desk and weeping softly
<weht> hahaha this morning i was listening to the radio on the bus, and they were like 'its time for the not-so-impossible question. what do the first 7 gifts in the 12 days of christmas have in common?' <weht> and this dude calls in and is like 'they are all birds' and they say 'yay you win you get this gay prize' <weht> and i called in and said 'um, how long have 5 golden rings been birds?' and they said 'oh shit, we screwed that up'
TRAICOVN: so what is your address? NightEyes: One moment NightEyes: 68.35.199.208 TRAICOVN: ummmm TRAICOVN: no, your real address.... TRAICOVN: like, where you live. NightEyes: That is my real IP address! TRAICOVN: 911 address. NightEyes: I don't have local phone service TRAICOVN: right. TRAICOVN: but you have a house TRAICOVN: that you live in NightEyes: Oh, where I live? TRAICOVN: if the RIAA subpoenaed you, what would be the address they would arrive at. TRAICOVN: Right.
<dessman> man both Tesla and Newton were lifelong virgins <dessman> am i the only one who sees the link? <m0nd0m> you believe you're going to be a great scientist?
<Oceandream9> On another note, they should create a word that doesn't mean horny, but just having the urge to cuddle. <Oceandream9> Yeah, there's cuddly, but that's more of an adjective. I want the actual yearning to cuddle to become a word. <Oceandream9> Can anybody think of one? <Combat_taco> cundry <Thunder_cunt> Cuddlesome? <Unpleasantries> snugglish <Sm0t> FEMALE
<Miharu> you know you're asleep when you put your jeans on backwards. <Kriss> That, or Kriss Kross..
<mushashi>So I was with my girlfriend, right. I was looking at her face, but all I was thinking was mmm, Opeteron...
<knobboy> I hate physics <knobboy> Having to learn all this crap about wave and frequency is killing me <knobboy> Some might even say it Mhz
<MystMan> you followed me!! you freaky stalker! <Cyber_Akuma_Zero> I am not a stalker <Cyber_Akuma_Zero> btw, you're out of milk
<laertes> NAPLES, Italy (Reuters) - Christmas has never tasted this good. Thirty-two pastry chefs in the southern Italian city of Naples unveiled on Saturday what they say is the biggest ever nativity scene made entirely of chocolate. <skolex> sweet jesus
[remROM] hmmmm, a pretty girl once sat next to me in the computer room then sneezed. [remROM] I said "gbless you" and she said "thanks". Then she sneezed again and I blessed her. THen she blew her nose. Then sneezed again. Then a guy came by and she left with him. Then 2 days later i had the flu. [remROM] I guess i could brag that she gave me a disease. [remROM] and oraly transmitted disease at that.
<SnakesAnd> I have a college degree, a cute dog, I play guitar, a nice house, a brand new Harley, and I'm single <kizman> * <kizman> but your ugly <SnakesAnd> I must be <SnakesAnd> that's the only thing I can think of
<LittleBunny32> this girl on okcupid.com has six things she could never do without as: Sex, love, music, movies, dildo, water and air <LittleBunny32> notice air is last <RenaissanceGamer> i never did like people on this that took it THAT literatly <RenaissanceGamer> because food would have to be up there too <RenaissanceGamer> and shelter <LittleBunny32> haha I'd put like oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, phosphorus, sodium, potassium <RenaissanceGamer> i have always been partial to those six myself
<Nalfein> A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.
<willo_sk> Wheee <willo_sk> My $100 tires are rockin <willo_sk> Another 50 for mount and balance tho :( <willo_sk> I suspect that they fucked up my alignment <willo_sk> Hosers <josh> willo_sk: are you no longer chaotic good?
<Looney> godammit I d/led the wrong atlantis ep! <Unruly> upload it and ask for a refund
<nubber> so my choices are a diseased crack whore (IE), a ball-busting advertising exec (opera), a 400-pound hairy woman (mozilla), and a needy money grubbing model (firefox)...
CwD | Asbestos: calculus is CwD | Asbestos: triangle over triangle is equal to square diveded by - y x CwD | Asbestos: what is z CwD | Asbestos: youre like CwD | Asbestos: wtf CwD | Asbestos: there is no z CwD | Asbestos: and they say CwD | Asbestos: wtf is z n00b CwD | Asbestos: and while youre sitting there trying to think CwD | Asbestos: they say CwD | Asbestos: times up CwD | Asbestos: youve just been pwnd CwD | Asbestos: and youre like wtf h4x0rs CwD | Asbestos: thats calculus
<Shortigo> damned CS.. I keep spelling "pearl" as "PERL" <Jenny> ahahahaha <Jenny> lol <Shortigo> ironically I also find the need to add .cx on anything ending in "se" <Shortigo> "... after examining the fine detailz on the base.cx" <Jenny> hehe
<rohirrim-not-a-mofo> i have to go now <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> toodloo <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> au revoir <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> aufwierdershen <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> chin chow tay * rohirrim-not-a-mofo was kicked by Sarumatt||Lurking (Or just plain "Goodbye.")
his_madjesty: hey, I wake up in the middle of the night for all sorts of reasons. his_madjesty: mostly to get up off the computer chair and go to bed.
<@KrayWolf> Microsoft Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
*** BennyHill has joined #lobby <Benny_Hill> BOOBIES, TITS, CANS, BEWBEEIS, MUFFINS, BOULDERS, YABBOS, SWEATERMEAT, JIGGLERS, BAZOOMS, MEAT PUPPETS, MILK WAGONS, JUBBLIES, BREASTESSES, HAPPYSACKS, TATAS, BAAABOOMS, TWIN PEAKS, TWEETERS, CHI CHI'S, COCONUTS, BOOBLATINES, MAMAMAMARRIES, SWEATER PUPPIES, BAGOS, FLESH BAGS, WHOOPERS, PILLOWS, BOYS TOYS, DOUBLE MOUNDS, TEATS <Benny_Hill> GLOBES OF WONDER, BAZONGAS, BOSOMS, BLOUSE WEASELS, BIG'UNS, MELONS, TITILATIONS, BAZOOKAS, JIGGLYS, HOOTERS, BREASTS, JOY TOYS, SQUEEZIES, KNOCKERS, FAKE O BAGOS, JUGS, RACK, WUBBAS, KNOBS, HEADLIGHTS, FUNBAGS, PUPPIES, and of course WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION !!!! <ProfessorEvil> :O <ProfessorEvil> I don't think i've ever seen it put so eloquently before.
<noc`> I like rice <noc`> rice is good when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something
<DavidC> I once got some beer bubblebath for my birthday. It looked and smelled just like beer, complete with a foamy head, and made me stink of beer for a week. No amount of bathing/ showering/scrubbing would get rid of it. <DavidC> But I was a student at the time, so no-one noticed.
<GeneticFreak> The office is like a tree full of monkeys trying to climb up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes...
lab_rat_inph3ct3d: spiderman isnt the only one who gets his hands sticky on the web
<holgie> One day a husband and wife were in the bathroom,The wife was getting out of the shower and the husband grabs her boobs and says "If these were firmer you wouldn`t need a bra." The wife was repulsed by his behavior and ignores him. The next week the two are again in the bathroom and while the wife was getting out of the shower he grabs her ass and says "If your ass was firmer you wouldn`t need a girdle." The wife is now pissed and is ploting her revenge. One day a week later the husband is getting out of the shower and the wife grabs his dick and says "If this was a little bit bigger I wouldn`t need your brother."
<T-Dragonus> Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!" <T-Dragonus> Woman: "No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now."
<T-Dragonus> There was a young fellow named Bliss <T-Dragonus> Whose sex life was strangely amiss, <T-Dragonus> For even with Venus <T-Dragonus> His recalcitrant penis <T-Dragonus> Would never do better than t <T-Dragonus> h <T-Dragonus> i <T-Dragonus> s <T-Dragonus> .
LoCo643: if you masterbate to the same girl more then 10 times, it is ok to call them your girlfriend LoCo643: its a rule
<zerox-> who has paypal <KermyAWAY> thousands upon thousands of people <zerox-> ok who has paypal that would be willing to do me a favor <KermyAWAY> no one <zerox-> ok let me rephrase it 1 more time * SNguyen sets mode: +o zerox- <@zerox-> who wants to do me a favor or else be banned
Nick: yeah the other day i was late for work and kinda half-pushed this lady over Nick: like, the lady fell completely over Nick: but i was only half responsible
NgOs_WiLL: how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? NgOs_WiLL: One to change it and fifteen to form a support group! E30SupeR: it's a trick question - feminists can't change anything.
[+MrCow] linux=allah [+MrCow] people like it but are scared to say it [+MrCow] then you get the random people [+MrCow] who run in with bombs screaming LINNUXXXXXXX WINDOWS SUCKS LINNUXXXXXXX
<+Aegis> fried chicken and malt liquor <+Onic> what you using fried chicken and malt liquor for other than the obvious Aegis <+Aegis> bait <+Aegis> my TV was stolen
<WarrioR> The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.
<@topsoil> The College Jeopardy winner wagered $1,337 in Final Jeopardy... seems more like the geek hero to me :) <@topsoil> I was hoping he'd come back and lose and then Alex would be like, "Sorry to say this...but you wagered $1337 and lost, which now means, *holds up sign* 'j00 4r3 n0t 1337.'" <@topsoil> Either that or Alex would just look at him and say, "pwn3d".
<KK> Anyone here speak Spanish? <ste> i do <KK> Shut up. You can't even speak English. <ste> thats cuz i spanish
< RichiH> so, there was this big "companies tell you how great they are" day, today. to make sure people went from stand to stand, you had to pick up small stickers, put them on a A4 sheet and if you collected all of them, filled out your name, et al, you had a chance to win a kickass laptop < RichiH> when it was time for the drawing, the roon was packed. i would guess about 1000 people, a bit more, perhaps.. < RichiH> they draw the winner and someone i personally can not stand wins the laptop < RichiH> he walks down to the laptop and is happy as a clam. he needs to show his student id so they know he really does study here * RichiH hears needle drop, everyone is listening to me. badger badger badger < asg> yes < asg> :) < Phated> Go on. < RichiH> so anyway, that guy mentions the id is from last semester. the other guy says that should not be too much of a problem and asks the room about it. not really serious, just a side pun < RichiH> about 1000 voices shout "NO!" at the same time < RichiH> guy is sent back, another one is drawn, show over < RichiH> we were laughing so hard.. :)
<PuddleDuck> God damn it times have changed <PuddleDuck> ah, there was once a time when we were called secret admirers <PuddleDuck> but now we are just called stalkers :(