<Aryk> i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"
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<@ping> my ex was Mennonite <@ping> well, is <Xolution> What the hell does being from Minnesota have to do with anything? <@ping> are you really that stupid?
<Jay 2 da K> no ill probably just get it for christmas <cyberkk21> hah you jesus boy <Jay 2 da K> what are you getting for ramadan, besides hungry
David> Mexicans are some hardworking motherfuckers. David> This area LOVES mexicans. David> Because of all the farms and such around here. David> Particularly the mushroom farms. David> It's hard to find workers for such places David> But those fuckers could put together a house in a few hours if they'd never picked up a hammer before David> As opposed to white people David> Who would think about it for a few seconds David> Then call the contractor David> Who would assign a foreman David> Who would hire mexicans to do it
<ik0n:#2600> It doesn't take much more then a bored college student, and an ounce of pot to spawn a new warez network.
<f|ywork> 1 of our students has got himself in a spot of bother. He booked out a dv cam and a firewire hard drive from the helpdesk, then videoed some chick giving him head and forgot to delete it from the hd when he returned it <TBBwork> do u have a copy of this video? <f|ywork> it's rendering in premiere as we speak
<SupaShaD> i hate it when people invite me to eat dinner at their house <SupaShaD> cuz then i have to act all polite and shit <SupaShaD> when all i really wanna do is eat the food and then go fuck their daughter
spE4Ce pREtZEL01: how do I end up being a therapist for all my old gfs OMGIMJ4KE: comes with the territory OMGIMJ4KE: same thing happened with mine spE4Ce pREtZEL01: not that I mind, I love 'em all spE4Ce pREtZEL01: collect 'em, trade 'em, show 'em to your friends OMGIMJ4KE: gotta catch em all spE4Ce pREtZEL01: Wendymon, I choose you! Bipolar attack! OMGIMJ4KE: "Im happy! Now im sad!" OMGIMJ4KE: Monster is confused!
<tHiSiSbOb> I just lost a friend... He got into a car accident... Young people can die too. I just played starcraft with him the other day.... <black_mage_s> Well, there is always the single player campaign.
<Zeroblitzt> My seat at the Rush concert sucked :( <TheDarthster> was it at the front?
<MikeH> hey nirgle, since youve worked with php and im guessing have done a bit with sessions, whats the easiest way to keep track of multiple form entries spaced out among multiple pages, and then at the end when all is said and done, write said form entries to a text file ? <nirgle> hmm, i'll think about it in the shower <nirgle> brb --time passes-- <nirgle> i lost my train of thought in the shower <nirgle> and was thinking about lawn gnomes <nirgle> sorry
<FuRiOuS1> how bout a place where u can post something u need, like an answer to a question, or something, anything. this will all be categorized. ppl can post replies <FuRiOuS1> help eachother <braindancer> newsgroups? <braindancer> forums? <FuRiOuS1> fuck
<Dee> A man walked along and saw a ladder going up into the heavens <Dee> he climbed up a ladder and saw an ugly woman <Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success' <Dee> the man got freaked out and started climbing the ladder frantically <Dee> on the next level, he saw a plain looking woman <Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success' <Dee> seeing a pattern here, the man climbs the ladder again <Dee> on the next ladder, he saw a really hot woman, very beautiful and sexy <Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success' <Dee> the man is tempted, but thinks, 'If the woman is hot here, imagine what it would be like in the next level!' and he climbs the ladder <Dee> on that level there was this fat ugly hell's angel, with a fucking long beard, piercings and decorated with tattoos <Dee> the man screamed "who the fuck are you?!" <Dee> the hell's angel said "i am cess"
<inertia> i was looking up russian shirts on ebay <inertia> my lithuanian friend has gotten lots of marxist/ socialist stuff off of there <inertia> they sell red beach towels with a yellow insignia of the sickle and hammer for like 20 bucks <inertia> i might buy one <Bl1tz> lol <Bl1tz> that is sweet <Bl1tz> although painfully ironic <inertia> how?? <Bl1tz> paying 20$ for a towel that has a symbol of everything that was wrong with paying 20$ for a towel
<Invictus> Which professions are you getting? <Shadow> huh? <Invictus> I told you to read the manual. =p <Shadow> I got drunk instead.
<The_Fallen> He, two years ago we were at the computer lab and my friends, a dumbass farmer, wrote in the adress bar : "I wanna see a website about car, please, thanks alot" <The_Fallen> Oh, My, Fucking, God.
<Gladiator> Jesus christ, my mom is so fucking stupid <Gladiator> She was complaining to me about how "all the french stereotype us"
<Thanatos> Let me touch your bountiful lips once more ere I plonge into the emptyness that the world is without your touch <Musashi> translation: suck me, woman
<CrazyHarij> But stuff like that messes up your mind.. try imagining what really is outside the universe and stuff like that.. or what happened before big bang / the creation, and before that and before that <BadHat> yeah, and where the fuck the remote's at
<%TTK> How would I start overclocking <mikeszewil> don't know <+Fizban30> first <+Fizban30> open the box <+Fizban30> make sure its on <+Fizban30> and stick a knife in random spots <+Fizban30> when you feel the zap your done
(Cap`nRoy) I hate salt (Cap`nRoy) but I am the saltiest of the sea-dogs (KaLdAiS712) If you were to lick Cap`nRoy, you would die of salt. (KaLdAiS712) Also several venerial diseases.
<Flatland> turducken should not exist <Anomaly> Eh? <Flatland> a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey <Flatland> the ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom
<deltabravo> ughh, this beer is terrible. <deltabravo> it's a bad sign when the beer company isn't running any sweepstakes, yet all the lids say 'SORRY' underneath them :<
<mattbuck> !pball <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> i would start by kissin you softly on your lips <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> whilst undoin your shirt <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> then i wud move down your neck and start kissing your chest <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> all the while i woould be undoin your belt and your trousers <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> i would then rekease your long hard throbbin cock from your underware <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> and move my tongue down from your chest to your waist onto your penix <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> *penis <mattbuck> not that one AGAIN! <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> then i wud give u the best head of your life <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> and i will let your imagination take you from there <mattbot2> | !pball 10 | <Peel> NOW can i have my ops back?
<redbud> so i was sitting there listening to some ska with your girlfriend <redbud> then all of a sudden she started making sexual advances towards me <Micah> wait a second <Micah> nobody listens to ska
NipokNek: I can tell it's christmas time cause my p2p programs are serving more xmas music and less porn. :D
<Patrick`> holy crap, I'm 20 on wednesday <Patrick`> I'd better get pregnant in the next 5 days or I'll miss out on the best part of being a teen
<diegost> omfg lol <diegost> i tried to change my gmail pass to "boobies" and it went like... <diegost> "please use another password, the one you hv just entered is very used on the internet" ^^
<FireCat> Hmm, just wondered if using Windows, IIS, Mysql, and PHP would be called a WiMP platform :) <modn> roflmfao
[ Stryker ) OMGZ ASLZ [ Stryker ) ^_^ [ AnFguy ) omg like [ AnFguy ) 14/f/naked [ Stryker ) omg like [ Stryker ) 13/f/OMG [ Stryker ) w/ pix ^_^ [ AnFguy ) pix u say> [ AnFguy ) we should do tradsies [ Stryker ) omgz you have piz too?!?! [ Stryker ) HERE_THEY_ARE_JPG.EXE
<F7> nifty <F7> its nice to have a working laptop again <F7> now i can be unproductive anywhere
<PetrDoubt> By the way, you misspelled "B4s74rd." <B4s73rd> no way <PetrDoubt> way <PetrDoubt> It's easy to spell if you remember it has "74rd" in it.
<Stapler[BTEG]> When British police conducted a drug raid during a party at Keith Richards' Redlands estate in 1967, they found Mick Jagger eating a Mars bar out of Marianne Faithfull's vagina. <Stapler[BTEG]> FALSE <Fortyseven[BTEG]> Who hasn't done that? <Fortyseven[BTEG]> Oh. <Tristan> It was a snickers. <indigoflo> i heard thats how you catch genital hersheys
<Auratus> I'm making fun of you because I can <DeepSeaFishin> Well its thanksgiving <DeepSeaFishin> and we should be giving thanks to each other <Auratus> I give thanks for the fact that i can make fun of you over the internet
<CrazyMAC> i wish i liked whiskey <CrazyMAC> then i could drink it and stop shaving and look tough
<feste_> I had a traditional thanks giving..invited the neighbors over for dinner..then killed them and took their land!!
<Ark> whats burnt to a crisp and sits at the top of a staircase? <Mattyoo> ??? <leoN> wha? <Ark> christopher reeves in a house fire <leoN> dude that is not cool
<conVict> omg my older bro is a bastard <conVict> it's mum's birthday, and he set up a treasure hunt for her to find her gift <conVict> she went all aroudn the house. up and down the stairs <conVict> finally found the final clue <maxi> lol <conVict> it was a picture of goatse <maxi> ROFL!!!! <conVict> mum started crying <conVict> he got banned from the comp for a month
<Phil> i wish my girlfriend was into DDR <knuck> i wish my girlfriend didnt end in .jpg
<@MajorKong> man, it is quiet in here.... <@MajorKong> either you are all asleep in anticipation of tomorrow's feasting..... <@MajorKong> or I seriously need to buy stock in kleenex.
Julliana`: I live in LA. Girls like to say "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual." I like to reply "I'm not honest but you're interesting."