Arteryman92089: does Wyoming have a baseball team? MoocluckRULES: wait, people live in wyoming? Arteryman92089: thats the thing. im not sure
(*)Embers(*): should i ask jonny this--- (*)Embers(*): ok so i know we haven't known each other for long and I really shouldn't be asking you for this..... but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful!!! (*)Embers(*): you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward but.... can I have a piece of gum? Sarah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Rostam> 1 in 4 girls has problems with incest at home <Rostam> that sickened me <Shrap|Wal> the others 3 are fine with it ?
<eviltown103> one time my friend was having ass sex wiht his gf in the living room <eviltown103> and when they were done....she dropped one on the carpet <eviltown103> then his parents came home <eviltown103> it ant biog <eviltown103> just a little thing <eviltown103> but <eviltown103> they ran out leaving it there <eviltown103> when the parents c it <eviltown103> they take the dog to the vet and put it to sleep <STLFX0> LMFAOROFL
<WDeranged> i just had a chickhan dinnhar and 4 hours of entertainment brought to me <WDeranged> sometimes life is nice <patrick``> macdonalds happy meal with a free toy?
<peer> Bad timing is when you are running late and you get all the red lights <+FyreDaug> Nah, bad timing is what happened yesterday <+FyreDaug> One of my girl friends was over and she asked me to do something and I was doing something on my computer already so I said "just gimmie another sec" <+FyreDaug> and shes like "aw cmon I've given you lots of secs already!" <+FyreDaug> as my mom was walking upstairs where the computer room is. She just looked at me funny and walked away
<M[at]> know what I hate? <M[at]> when you download shrek 2, and find its in german <M[at]> then download it again and get it in french <M[at]> then download it again and finding its a different film <M[at]> then do you know whats worse? <M[at]> when you download debbie does dallas <M[at]> and get the english version of shrek 2 :(
<Dubious|Laptop> gotta go give a training session on Cisco.
lates.
<{pdX}aldawg> isn't cisco a form of oil they sell at
supermarkets
<Dubious|Laptop> thats Crisco. Its not often that you find
someone who is both technology and culinary-impaired, but you
have shattered that paradigm.
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[ Parroflex ] I have a badass hangover. [ @Ashley ] Don't drink so much next time. [ Parroflex ] Thank you for that, Ashley. [ Parroflex ] Ow. [ @Ashley ] You're very much welcomed. [ @David ] Have a few shots to numb the pain [ Parroflex ] Thank you for that entirely unhelpful advice, David. [ @David ] You won't feel any pain with no head. [ Parroflex ] Owowow. There is a medieval re-enactment going on inside my head. [ Parroflex ] Fat geeks with cardboard armour are arguing about what type of swords they'd have had back then.
<MO-Pantsu> dentist gave me a temp crown and a HUGE lump of filling to hold it on. now I can feel the pain starting as the painkiller wears off and my jaw don't sit straight. In fact the temp crown is like sharp and shitty and I could bite my tongue off with it. <karaipantsu> Why? Linkin Park's music is awesome. Their Lyrics leave a lot to be desired, but I don't put much stock in lyrics <Cidsa> yeah <Cidsa> i like the music a lot <Cidsa> the guitar <karaipantsu> I like their reliance on more non-rock related instruments. <karaipantsu> Like Pro audio and piano <Cidsa> yea <Chimerasame> i just got my conversations crossed <Chimerasame> i'm like "what the how does dentistry involve Pro audio" <Chimerasame> i guess they can blast your plaque off with sound <Cidsa> yeah <Cidsa> they use a air blaster thing too * MO-Pantsu whimpers <Chimerasame> <dentist> "CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN" <tartar> well fuck this, i'm leaving
({emily}): ACK! Amazon.com's gold box offer today contains CSE
Natural Menopause Relief
({emily}): wtf?!
(Gwydion-): O.o
({emily}): then deodorant
({emily}): so I'm smelly and old. lovely.
({emily}): and oooh, a yoga mat.
({emily}): smelly, old, and out-of-shape
({emily}): where do I put in my credit card number?
<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." <@cky> opposite over hypotenuse <@cky> dipshit
<@Weirdbot> Question 11 of 12: Where is it illegal for chickens to cross the street? <+Evil_Chipmunk> crawford, texas <+Evil_Chipmunk> ... <+Evil_Chipmunk> aw, why not... everything else that's come out of there has been retarded.
<Booster> whyd you get a mac? <Nick> I have conqured the PC <Nick> just wanted to try it out <Booster> you got it cause you were bored? <Booster> thats like saying "ive mastered walking with 2 legs" so you cut one off
<@[S]W|Supey|Around> what the fcuk? a DVD enlargement system? did my two spam senders mix their titles?
<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks. <Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
<Crac|ked> So anyway my griendfriend came over last night and like i was playing CS and not paying her any attention, <Crac|ked> so like she silently slid under my desk and undid my pants and gave me oral - <Crac|ked> to cut a long story short after i was done, she looked up at me and said: <Crac|ked> "You do realise i just gave you a geeks fanatasy - CS and a blow-job!" <RoCkYTrAiL> lol. <JimmyBoy> I don't think that's a good fantasy... <JiveHut> FAG!!! <RoCkYTrAiL> fag! <Treader> homo <JimmyBoy> :(
<Innkeeper> ===== Question 15588/19999 ===== <Innkeeper> What is the first book of the Bible <Innkeeper> Hint: @@@@@@@ <looloo> genocide
Be1ial: remember the old arcade games that had a message from the president about saying no to drugs? Krizkor: haha yeah. Krizkor: because of that blue screen before mortal kombat, i stayed off drugs. Krizkor: but unfortunately, i began pulling people's spines out.
<Rachel> 15. Mycophobia is the fear of? <Vaen> MY COCK <Skylar> small things <Vaen> fuck you
<_chaos> The world will be perfect when you can log conversations from real life. <_chaos> For example if a man denies sleeping with another woman his wife can just check the logs. <_chaos> And the only way to cheat is if you had admin powers to edit the logs... like me. heh :) <CCDude> or i could kick your nerdy ass and make you do it for me <_chaos> Then you would be arrested after they checked the logs! <CCDude> shit <CCDude> your still a fucking nerd <_chaos> And your still an idiot. :D
<Dogan> Just try and imagine michael jackson as a football player <Samurai> .... <Samurai> All that i'm going to say to that is: <Samurai> the touchdown dances would be insane
JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.
MycenaeSC2K4: Sigmund Freud once thorized that all male children have, at one point or another, want to have sex with their mothers. MycenaeSC2K4: Now, one might think "OMG WTF?!" MycenaeSC2K4: Until they get a look at Freud's mom... Surfrider132: uhh, yeah MycenaeSC2K4: Holy fuck, I'd want that!!
* halocy goes for laundry like the good house-bitch she is [a few mins later] <halocy> my bf's socks are all kinda ... crunchy <halocy> wtf? <halocy> his feet must sweat a lot <rvrsl> haha <smashi> ew <smashi> hehe <smashi> are you sure it's <smashi> SWEAT! * smashi giggles <halocy> what else would it be?
<randomnine> i bet the internal age variable is protected <randomnine> it's always accessible to anything that inherits <Entrope> i can understand making getAge() protected or private, but there should definitely be a public isLegal() function
<Advocate> n00bface, in other words, die a virgin? <n00bface> id rather just think of hot 50 year old fat virgin bosses <n00bface> yes, i said hot fat. <Advocate> ...................... <Advocate> Chubbychaser <n00bface> at least i can catch them <Fubar\anime> rofl <Advocate> ... <Advocate> rofl
HitMan: have you ever played that game "Taboo" ? Spanky: nope Spanky: don't think I've ever heard of it HitMan: oh, well there's teams of two people, and you have a card that has a word on it, and you have to make your partner guess the word. but there's 5 words you're not allowed to say Spanky: oh. it's like that stupid gameshow that used to be on a million years ago HitMan: so we were playing that tonight, and I was teamed with my buddy Matt, and the word was "pornography" ... so first thing I say is "what you masturbate to" HitMan: he replies "Hillary Duff!"
Kult Radio: So I was with this girl Kult Radio: She said "Give me eight inches and make it hurt" Kult Radio: So I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.
<Reliken> AIM is like the ugly chick who gives SUCH good head, and works sooooooo well. MSN is like the typical hot blonde. Gorgeous, but you can't communicate with her. Yahoo! is the creepy guy whacking off in the corner that no one likes, and Trillian is the average looking bisexual male.
<+Celestar> there was some gun with a warning:"When shooting on people, clothing may be damaged"
<cyan> You know what would suck? <cyan> If an accident happened and you had to dial 911, but you have dyslexia.
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<|HashBot|> Geography: Name a country which has the same name as a bird? <jms> soctland <jms> ireland <jms> wales <jms> kuait <|HashBot|> Here's a hint: t**k*y <jms> tuckey <|HashBot|> The answer was turkey. Try and get the next one... <jms> wtf
Osaka> There's no room to be deppressed anymore. Osaka> I'd angst, but you'd all go to the "Emo" routine. Osaka> What am I to do, bottle my emotions? CodenameROFL> yes. Osaka> ... Osaka> Teh world = Teh suck CodenameROFL> YOU'RE NOT BOTTLING!!!! Osaka> Code, you suck. CodenameROFL> :P CodenameROFL> I know Osaka> Well, suck elsewhere. CodenameROFL> ... CodenameROFL> If I could do that, do you think I'd be lurking on the internet? Osaka> Nuff said.
<demios>Nothing is quite so disturbing as looking under your parents' bed and finding a box labelled "extra-stretchy cock ring"
<+Nobody> Stephen Stack and James Gundlach were awarded the 2004 Ignobel Award for their paper The Effect of Country Music on Suicide that links the suicide rate to the amount of country music played on the radio <+private_meta> hmm... if they would play country music in the radio i would commit suicide too... so whats so phenomenous on that paper?
<RedLeader> So you like ju-jitsu tonight? <Cigz> Yea, it was fun but I prefer my judo <RedLeader> why, you think all of that throwing people around is cooler? <Cigz> Ya damn right, the laddies love that stuff <RedLeader> ... <Cigz> shit, LADIES <RedLeader> ba HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Cigz> look, let's just keep this our little secret, alright? <RedLeader> Sure dude, don't worry about it ;) <Cigz> you bastard....
<leif> well I used to go to a "special" school for troubled kids, so our classes were really easy and pretty dumb. One of them was "work study" and I remember one day a few kids were playing jenga on the main "study" table, and i got the most exellent idea to grab a small model plane from the teachers desk, throw it at the blocks, then after they fell over I shouted " HEY GUESS WHO I AM?!?!".... <leif> That's why i'm home schooled now :-(
<d-dog> know any thing that stops acne oh great kurty <kurty> uh yeah <kurty> finishing puberty
<Casualty-> i did weed once, fuck that shit <Casualty-> and pot once <CAL-bf|Russ> Weed was amazing <eI|Katie> casualty... <eI|Katie> weed = pot * emolithic|Icon_class has joined #gxl <Casualty-> err <Casualty-> not pot <Casualty-> cocaine <Meta474> hahaha <Meta474> Nerd.
*** DickHead5 was kicked by TJ32 (3.80265176 × 10^-09 millenia long ban. (394 Served.)) TJ32 sets mode: +b *!*java@*.cos2.cable.ntl.com <@DrLavaGoddess> LMAO <@DrLavaGoddess> Now that's funny <WhoaOutOfControl> Haha <WhoaOutOfControl> how long is that ban <@TJ32> 2 minutes.
<adidasdood> anyone smallville 403 yet? <spacerat> verbs, dude, verbs <spacerat> that sentence clearly requires a verb
<TorpedoDog> well whats your take on the whole refugee bit then? <MalcomX> sailings not the fastest way to get places
<LegCow> he's about as funny as aids <`Sage> HAHA AIDS! HAHAHHA! <`Sage> LOOK AT THAT CUNT DIE! HAHAHA <`Sage> HEY! HOWS YOUR IMUNE SYSTEM? OH? DONT HAVE ONE? HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
<GaronSemi> The media players of the future will -kill you- if you associate their filetypes with another program.