<Greg> I think the messaging service is down. <Terry> I guess we'll have to go to the backup system. <Greg> Yes. Paper airplanes. With messages written on them. <Greg> Like right now, I want to talk to Brian. <Will> His door is closed. It won't work. <Will> He's in 'Away' mode.
<triple> Hi, I'm a GPL virus, please replace this code with a more bloated one!
PsychoJ:My views on the new nintendo DS and Sony PSP... Zaheera:Go on. PsychoJ:PSP is like a hot girl with full round C cup breasts. PsychoJ:Is experienced and has alot to offer for relatively little effort. Zaheera:And the DS? PsychoJ:Her flat chested 12 year old sister with a unibrow.
<angeles> i really shouldnt take you seriously should i <hoyhoy> sure <hoyhoy> it makes the channel amusing for the rest of us <angeles> i'm pretty gullible <hoyhoy> angeles: LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY , I AM MR. TIJANI YUSUFU CREDIT OFFFICER WITH THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC (UBA) BENIN BRANCH, I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION,WHICH INVOLVES TRANSFERING HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE
<RU5TY> I just called in to work today. I told my boss I had Anal Glaucoma. <RU5TY> I told him I just couldn't see my ass coming in today.
<senorperrito> jesus christ my moms a n00b <senorperrito> she walked into my room and asked what i was doing and i told her i was burning CDs <senorperrito> she was like do you want me to open a window so u have ventilation?
FecalAlcoholSyndrome> i love how they try to say that homosexuality is a leading cause of pedophilia <angie> i think perverts are the leading cause of pedophilia <h4ck> homosexuality is the leading cause of caring, compassionate men <sunrinse> sexy children are the leading cause of pedophilia
<Shempo> Fox just interviewed the 8th grade teacher of the American who was bedheaded in Ira. <Shempo> beheaded in Iraq* <leg0man> how the hell does that have any relevance at all? <Zaphod> how the fuck do you interview someone that was beheaded?
<MXi>My family never let me feed the dog under the table <MXi>So one day, I made everyone dog food for dinner <MXi>I swear you might as well have stapled a sign saying "Hypocrite" to their heads.
(+PJx5x) yesterday u said ur so good at math cuz all u do is think about pie (+PJx5x) u fat piece of lard (@OCNoy|At|Work) well you just have to think about it in terms you understand (@OCNoy|At|Work) for example (@OCNoy|At|Work) SIN pi (@OCNoy|At|Work) is 0, because, if you sin (make love to) a pie, there's none left to eat (@SmurfiCus) ..... (+PJx5x) riiight (@SmurfiCus) good way of rember it... (@SmurfiCus) whats COS PI? (@SmurfiCus) :) (@OCNoy|At|Work) -1 (@SmurfiCus) >:X (@OCNoy|At|Work) it's twice a bad because your cousin had sex with the pie
<Evil Steve> Theres an advert in MSN Messenger: "Buy your winning lottery ticket here" <Evil Steve> I reckon thats false advertising <Evil Steve> I should buy one then sue them when I loose <AnonymousPosterChild> I can represent you in court <AnonymousPosterChild> I got my law degree online
<nherzhul> I never realized how much my penis looks like Barakka from Mortal Kombat.
<zetec> I don't think it's physically possible to both laugh and ejaculate at the same time. <zetec> But I plan on finding out. * zetec is away - midget porn.
<Simich> omg its too hot here <Simich> and yes, hot in canada, and no, my igloo is not melting <Simich> BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ONE <Simich> BITCHES <[Evil]Zen> O.o <Rhodz> heh, we dont insult simich about being canadian so he insults himself then lashes out at us
milkmanjb2000: We're talking in biology about dominant and recessive genes in reproduction milkmanjb2000: and I said "I'm white because I have all dominant genes" milkmanjb2000: and Matt said, "um, actually, black people have all dominant genes" milkmanjb2000: looks like someone's genes haven't read world history
<Arkangel> If I caught my mom performing at a strip club I'd cheer her on. You know, pay her back for all those times she cheered me on at little league baseball games. <Arkangel> It's just good karma, ya know? * [TMBJ]SensoryOverlord makes no little league comments about getting a good grip on your lumber. <[TMBJ]SensoryOverlord> 'cause that'd be wrong
<Jess> r u chatting to her? <Orestes`> of course I am! <Jess> u want to start a 3 way? <Orestes`> kinky. <Jess> hahahaha!!!! <Jess> well... <Orestes`> I'll probably never hear a girl say that again. <Orestes`> I'm keeping that. <Orestes`> and I'll add it to my "Thing's you'll never hear a girl say" archive <Jess> don't u dare!!!!!
<[Crunt]> dammit i thought the rocky horror picture show was on <[Crunt]> but nooooooooooooooooo <ha|cyon> it was just family home videos all along?
<%Makoto> How long can a CAT5 cable be, and still maintain a strong signal <%Makoto> ? * Makoto (WinNT@hidden-60382.we.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <@Col_Kiwi> a little shorter than that
niteowl7710: When I went to the website to see what the current cover niteowl7710: And I got a pop-up from Spice.net...offering me (and I quote) niteowl7710: MONSTER TITS -- THE LARGEST BREASTS ALLOWED BY LAW enigmamofm: Wow. enigmamofm: wait enigmamofm: "By law?" niteowl7710: That sir, is what it said enigmamofm: There's some sort of regulatory legislature on this issue? niteowl7710: I'm not sure but I now have a new goal in life niteowl7710: Figure out how to get a job in the Department of Health & Human Services (makes sense to me) niteowl7710: In the "Breast Measurement Bureau" niteowl7710: I'm sorry ma'am but those are just too large, I'm going to have to fine you niteowl7710: Well yes Ms. I'm sure this does just seem like titty fucking, but I assure you is a valuable tool we use here at the B.M.B. enigmamofm: You are a credit to you community sir.
* Mazca just had a singularly scary experience there... <Ephialtes> what happened Max? <Mazca> I was just feeling sorry for myself and pissed off about not having a girlfriend, and wondering what I should do to sort my life out... <Mazca> then my iTunes, AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, started playing "Gay Bar".
<Hagane> I can squeeze through 5 foot gaps in Crimson Skies. <Michael> Trouble is you can't do that in real life... <Hagane> Yeah, but it isn't that hard in the game... So it can't be that hard in real life... <Michael> It's exactly that type of mentality that drives this country forward.
Sonsquidku: You know how people always say "it could be worse"? theonewhotells: yea Sonsquidku: Could it get worse than the holocaust? Sonsquidku: Was there a guy going "it could be worse" while they were being fed into the gas chambers?
<@len> someone just asked me how to print half a page <@len> "do you type in .5?"
<ednometry> what seperates man from the other animals <fripple> the 401k <lavalamp> a condom, hopefully
<Modok> going to England, Germany, Amsterdam, Italy, and then Netherlands <Numbus> Amsterdam isn't a country it is the Capitol of the Netherlands... <Modok> It is?
<Fiz> i'd rather type than talk to a fucking computer <Fiz> i feel stupid talking to a computer <Fiz> talking to the TV is okay, because it talks back
<Anomaly> There's this one guy in my comp diag class who I've started holding up a folder or paper or something when I'm talking to him just to get him to look me in the eye <Zero> boobs: a breasting and a curse <Zero> WHOA <Zero> a BLESSING and a curse
<snack`brb> You read about that guy on BBC that got 6 nails stuck in him? <Crips> yea, mustve been a quake 1 addict suffering withdrawal...i bet he had like 1hp left <Crips> if it was a super nailgun hed be dead
<SCVirus> John Stamos is getting divorced just as the Olsen twins turn 18. <SCVirus> Coincidence? I think not. I think someone is going to be entering <SCVirus> the backdoors of two little houses very soon. Harder, Uncle Jesse! <SCVirus> Harder! <TucksMa> LOL <kdub> haha
<Dante> so this cinco de mayo bullshit right <Dante> all the mexicans go cruising in their lowriders all decked out with beaner crap down a certain avenue here <Brian> haha <Brian> yeah <Brian> that would be today <Dante> so when we got off work, an associate and i <Dante> we went and bought a big fucking french flag <Dante> and berets <Dante> and the french national anthem CD <Dante> and draped the flag over his Charger <Brian> HAHAHA <Dante> and cruised with the mexicans wearing berets and blaring the french anthem <Dante> we got so many bad looks <Dante> and whenever we'd pull up at a stop light <Dante> we'd starting talking about pastries and perfum in french accents to the car next to us
Terron: I told him I was sick Terron: He was all like.. bullshit you're not sick reddkin26: So how'd you get off of work yesterday then? Terron: I said, "I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you mother fucker?" Terron: I got my final paycheck yesterday
amandahirst2007 : why is it that when you ship something by car it's called shipment and when it's shipped by boat it's called cargo Vincent_Valentine9 : Cargo is simply a term to describe something held on a ship, plane, truck or train. It has nothing to do with what the cargo is actually used for. The "Shipment" is an item being moved, it got it's name because back in the day, before cars, ships and boats down rivers and oceans were the main form of travel. Vincent_Valentine9 : When Planes, trains and automobiles began to be used, the term simply carried over. amandahirst2007 : ur stupid. asl? Vincent_Valentine9 : ..........
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<Supamoochu> do you know durex have a guaruntee that their condoms will not get people preggers <Supamoochu> i wonder how they refund <Flamebird> with a free coathanger
<@Aeriana> University union elections next week, there's this candidate <@Aeriana> Her poster is like... <@Aeriana> It says "people + vision = change" <@Aeriana> I'm thinking..... <@Aeriana> It doesn't equals change, it will return a data type mismatch.
<Tigwa> how funny would it be if you got held-up by a tshirt ninja <Tigwa> 'can you describe the man?' 'errr....well he looked like he had a ninja hood made from a tshirt, was very pale and thin, and kept yelling i will haxx0r j00'
* kipton is listening to cute gay boy jacking of in his underwear :: 13s <sprite>... <kipton> the description is misleading
<Bubbaprog> sweet <Bubbaprog> my posters came from the museum of modern art <Bubbaprog> three huuuge art prints, magritte and miro, for 20 buckls shipped <Bubbaprog> you should see the giant bazooka they came in <Bubbaprog> it's like a tampon applicator for rosie o'donnell
<Otakutard> Dude... if you put the words "I want to have sex with you until the sun goes down." into a translator, and translate it into Dutch, then back to english <Otakutard> it comes out <Otakutard> I want slaughtered with you have to the sun decrease. <Otakutard> Kinky dutchlanders
* The_Epitome [Playing]: [Enya - Only Time] [3:40][3.36MB] <Ochre> Enya? My father loves that Enya song at the end of LoTR <Ochre> but usually by the end of the movie he's drunk as a post, so He'll pretty much listen to anything
<@knucklz> and i was going to make a joke about the shit i just took <@knucklz> but it was corny
[+Hobbes] I was driving by a church on the way home and on the message board out front it said "Under new management"
<SuperKing> 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. <SuperKing> The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
<vai> My mom is like, deathly afraid of worms and she saw one on the sidewalk <vai> so she made me go get it and she went inside the house, so I went in the house with the worm in my hand <vai> and she yelled my name and told me to get rid of it, so I threw it outside I came in the house <vai> she called me an asshole and a son of a bitch <vai> so I was like "son of a bitch?" she said "shut up, you're adopted go away" <vai> =(
<icekickr> i think i made my mom wonder why she ever had me <icekickr> she told me she was going to a couples shower <icekickr> so i said, "oh a gangbang" <icekickr> i guess its times like that
<CharColt64> I think when you get a roaming charge a lil icon should pop up, of a guy gettin fucked in the ass
<Sholin> You know, I went to KFC the other day with my Mother, And she asked them if they had anything fried..