ZacCichy: or why is it I can't find a chick ZacCichy: younger than 15!? ZacCichy: :-( ZacCichy: OLDER I MEAN
<LZ> when I was like 8 <LZ> I was trying to make this fanfic <LZ> where Mario met his twin sister Maria <Elmoogle> And they sexx0red? <LZ> I was 8 ;_; <LZ> Yes <LZ> They did
<javachickn> O FUCK MY FOOT IS ASLEEP <javachickn> WHAT DO I DO <javachickn> HURRY <Steve> wake it up with fire <Steve> the really hot kind.
* Arathia serepticously kicks Aytin in the shin <Arathia> (horribly mispelled) <Aytin> no, shin is right
<+IronKite> When will I learn to stop frying bacon in the nude? <@jaymeekae> shortly after an embarrassing trip to the ER? <+IronKite> good point.
--- Received a CTCP FINGER from Tru7h <scythe> stop fingering me, Tru7h <Tru7h> im just testing it out <Tru7h> I have never fingered anyone before <Tru7h> ... <Tru7h> oh god <Tru7h> that so didn't <Tru7h> sound right <scythe> excuse me while i quote that
<Monga> Any of you guys ever get stuck in your chair? <Marjerin> No <DeeDee> No <UppeRkilL> No <Monga> Yeah, uh, me neither.
(+^Bunny) without the sex (@Squiggle) the sex doesnt matter (+^Bunny) like prison mates :) (+^Bunny) lol j/k (@Squiggle) I would SO much rather have someone hold me and play with my hair and snuggle me while I sleep than have sex. (@Squiggle) sex is irrelevant to me most times. (+^Bunny) i think a lot of women would ;) (@Squiggle) Besides, my washing machine has a great spin cycle.
(Nero6) I like how you have to be 18 to enter a porno site, but the "you must be 18 to enter" page is covered with nothing but nude women
<Fox_Alan> when you have to resort to using pickup lines from bash.org things are bad :) <Borlath_Mon> Yeah, but nobody I know over here READS bash.org - I read a bit before I go out, and I'm the life of the party. Telling jokes, making fun of things... <Borlath_Mon> Of course, I -did- get into a bit of trouble when I went to the Black Pride thing. <Borlath_Mon> That antique farm equipment joke didn't go down too well.
<Penguin> All I did was try to brighten up their days, with racial hate propaganda. <cow|a> ahhaah <cow|a> as you should. <Penguin> And what do they do in return? Ban me!
(lara`) i wanna die (lara`) just like jesus christ (Ic3zero) whats stopping u (Ic3zero) ppl cant carry u up the hill?
<Tenkz> GG and Riot sitting in a tree <Tenkz> virtually undressing...ly. <MrPants> first comes asl <Tenkz> then comes cyber <Girl_Gamer_152> then comes meet in real life and IT'S A 60YO TRANSFESTITE!
* MoonKatz munches some girl scout cookies. <MoonKatz> for some reason, these aren't all that great. Maybe it's because I had shortbread recently. <Da5id> could be that they didn't use fresh girlscouts this year too <MoonKatz> true. I got them from a different troop, so that must be it.
<chobits41> You know that big mall in Edmonton has three fully working submarines. <chobits41> the Canadain Navy has two. <@Airs> lol <chobits41> So if war ever broke out in that mall ... they'd never make it past the Gap.
* Zed used to teach idiots how to 'hack' in Diablo. <Zed> I mean, I'd give them an axe, then lead them to the dungeon. <Zed> Tell them to hit a skeleton. <Zed> They didn't appreciate that :p
<foo> Damn, more spam invading my inbox <Aviator> Nooooobody expects the Spammer's Imposition! <Aviator> Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers. <Aviator> And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore servers, feeble laws and fake headers. <Aviator> And gulliable horny lamers. Our FOUR weapons are... I'll come in again. -!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has quit [Come, Cardinal Bigglesworth!] -!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has joined #chat <foo> Riiiiiight... * Aviator tortures foo with the comfy V14Gr/ and the soft Debt Consolidation
<Ancalagon> We have here a message from the National Pancake Institute: Fuck Waffles
<|TripleH|> so.. where are all the bitches who wanna make me somethin to eat.=P <epoch--> |TripleH|: they are having a meeting with all the bitches that want to sleep with you <Elmyra> so far, the room is empty.. <lenoreo> all those folded chairs for nothing... <Elmyra> but we're still hopeful that SOMEONE will show up. .. <epoch--> or SOMETHING
tobby14 (~java@1046E976.C3C0D218.2D1B8E7.IP) has joined #Lobby <tobby14> whats up you all mudafuckers <@Dante> i think you're on the wrong server <@Dante> you want irc.whitetrash.wigger.net
<Jaz> You're catholic, right jay? <@Jaayy> you and me both. <Jaz> What are you giving up for lent? <@Jaayy> Catholocism. <Jaz> how ironic.
<Serafijn> what's that film with the ship and the ghosts? <Nightchill> Ghostship? <Serafijn> oh yeah
<Bmann> its supposed to be 60 tomorrow? <brendando> its nice out here <brendando> Not that I have been outside in 2 days <brendando> But I'm near a window
* MogKnight fires suicide bombers at acpo <MogKnight> FOR ALLAH. <Cassie> don't mock allah :( <Cassie> he is my god <rikku> SO YOUR ARBIAN!!!! <Cassie> yes, i'm from Arbia
<the_stick> I finally managed to get rid of Linux <the_stick> Unfortunately I got rid of windows and all my data in the process <the_stick> guess it didnt want to go down without a fight
* Lembas found an awesome headline in today's paper. <Lembas> Violence in Israel. * Bonzai fails to see the awesomeness, that's like "Snow in Siberia" <Bruce_MacCulloch> or "Idiots in Washington"
<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D <!fis> FUCK <!fis> i think my screen just burnt through <!fis> i can type <!fis> but i don't see anything <!Purge> fis <!Purge> fis <!Purge> fis <!Purge> fis <!Purge> fis <!Purge> fis <!fis> stop that <!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/
<amped> f7 then :D <Pockets> lol <Pockets> yup <amped> heh <Pockets> bye bye cruiser :P <amped> a3? <Pockets> miss <Pockets> i3 <VanJeans> there's something very sad about IRC battleships :/ <Pockets> yeah ur in the middle of it biartch! :D <amped> miss, a4 <Pockets> sunk :/ <amped> woo! <VanJeans> ...sad ... very sad
Dracula: Roses are red Dracula: Violets are blue Dracula: this line doesn't rhyme Dracula: and neither does this one
<Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's. <Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!" <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!" <Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!" <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!" <Tedward> now he goes to his third ho. <Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!" <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!" <Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho. <Tedward> he asks her for his $250. <Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec <Tedward> what? <Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth. *Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman <Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.
<Clinton> "Here in canada, we have a special program to deal with the homeless, its called "winter""
<@debaser> so <@debaser> i'm kinda looking forward to seeing the passion <blister> the question is though: which bitch is going to get naked in this story (the hotty from Braveheart == win!) <Azra`el> jesus died a virgin man <Azra`el> remember? <Pi> Azra`el: but Jesus got tempted like a mofo <Pi> so some chick's probably all "let's sex0r" and he's all "get thee behind me" <blister> if they did that <blister> i'd go see it
<chanman3> i was looking up slaves for a school project on yahoo <chanman3> on of the ads was: Buy and Sell "slaves" on E-bay.
<JerZgirl> damn i wish my husband would quit cruising around looking for access points and come home already! <Demon> Back when I was a kid, we just called them `girls'. <digia> lmao
<Dan> I was at a funeral <Saria> catholics suck.. <Dan> And I was drinking a pop <Dan> And for some stupid reason... the holy water was plugged into an electrical socket <Dan> So the wire was just kinda hanging out <Saria> so do pentecostals <Dan> So I trip on it... land in the holy water, spilling this brown pop in the holy water <Saria> lol <Saria> :/ <lophyte> LOL <lophyte> awesome <Dan> I look down and said "Whoa.. it's holy crap!" <lophyte> LMAO <lophyte> HAHAHA <Saria> LOL <Dan> Never saw the inside of that church again...
<kjones> last night i had sex with a model. <simtaxijunki> O.o <kjones> but then the glue melted <kjones> and one of the wings fell off. <kjones> go figure.
<mrsnazz> I'm a phreaker, you know what I mean, and I flip the little switch on the red box <mrsnazz> on the redbox, on the redbox yea <mrsnazz> I'm to elite for my shirt, to elite for my shirt, so elite it hurts <nickr> on the pay phone, on the payphone <mrsnazz> yea <mrsnazz> i play my little tone to the payphone
<Rendrag> just remember your car actually has to stop at stop signs <Rendrag> my driving teacher only told me my wheels must stop rotating <Rendrag> i took her at her word <Rendrag> and slid it round the corner onto the main street at 60 with all four wheels locked up <LDM> hahahahahaha, Nice one. <Rendrag> needless to say i had to sit my test a second time :
<jamesd> "... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed." * kop_ (~2@sdn-ap-019watacoP0124.dialsprint.net) has joined # solaris <sheenmaster> jamesd: being an OpenServer or UNIXWare user is like living in a house that hasn't been touched by a carpenter or inspected by an architect in years. Every morning when you wake up, the neighbor's house is a little better. You are justing thankful that the floor hasn't fallen out from beneath your bed, cause you know it'll be half a decade before its fixed. * RainbowW has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <sheenmaster> jamesd: being a Windows user is like living is a cheap vegas hotel. Every morning, you wake up with a new disease. The floor beneath your bed is likely to fall through at any time, but at least you can burn the hotel down and rebuild it or move to another room. <jamesd> "Memory is like gasoline. You use it up when you are running. Of course you get it all back when you reboot..." <jamesd> -- Actual explanation obtained from the Micro$oft help desk. <sheenmaster> haha <sheenmaster> Damn Microsoft for coming up with better jokes than we do!
<@Dogpile> 88. Who recorded "Join Together" in 1972? <Tback> like who knows these <@Dogpile> Tback got the answer: the who. In: 2.43 secs. Streak: 1. Current wins 23!
<LukeIsTerrified> R. Kelly says: "Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through." <LukeIsTerrified> I love it. <Brave-o> He believes he can fly. <Brave-o> Into buildings.
<David> Finally. It works. My Palm is working. <schnorks> Now you can hold stuff
<~DuDE~> My sister was driving home today <~DuDE~> Somebody comited suicide by jumping of a bridge onto the motorway <~DuDE~> And landed on my sister's bonnet! <Barnes> Jesus christ that's terrible! <Barnes> She'll lose her no claims discount on her insurance!
<[-will-]> damnit <[-will-]> I cant find my video card <Excors> Overclock it, then look for the source of the smoke
<Tempest> Has anyone seen Passion of the Christ? <Yuki> I heard the guy playing Jesus was struck by lighting twice while working on the set. <Mister Mittens> I've heard that as well... And I think someone else on the set was hit by lightning as well... not sure <Quinton> GOOD MOVIE <Teal> They weren't hit by lightning. They were smote. There's a difference.