--> therevelator (~none@artemis.stud.uni-goettingen.de) has joined #linux-kernel <therevelator> hi. does anybody know how to make the init-process look look like star wars?
<tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the mars <tangent3> i think the search for weapons of mass destruction is getting desperate
* Quits: Serge (Connection reset by peer) * Joins: Abe <Locke|Away> Have you considred sacrificing a pig to appease the evil spirits plaguing your internet connection, Serge? Western medicine seems to have failed you. <Abe> well, right now it all comes down to the network engineer's bad back. if he hadn't hurt his back, he would have fixed it by now; as it is, he's off until monday <Locke|Away> Well, have you considered sacrificing a pig for his back? An evil dab may have followed him home from work. It might be eating his marrow. <Locke|Away> Look, I'm hungry and I want some fucking bacon. Just kill a pig already.
Berrik I swear I hate German Berrik You take some 3-letter word in English Berrik and in German it's "Schtuffwaftefloswhosit"
<Trigger> anyone here know what kind of virus would create about 100 directories that don't exist? <Rakoth> windows <Adam9> or a corrupted filesystem <Rakoth> that's what I said ;)
<asial> fuck you, youre sometimes just a fucking baby! <`Riku> oh yeah? <`Riku> Well, guess what that makes YOU? <`Riku> A pedophile! <`Riku> and I'll be damned if I'm being lectured by a pervert!
WallJam7: roses are red WallJam7: violets are blue WallJam7: all of my base WallJam7: are belong to you
<The`Artful`Dodger> My fucking physics teacher has a spongebob squarepants poster in his class :| <The`Artful`Dodger> It says "E = MC Squaredpants"
<[NCA]Spank> I was pretty dumb about computers. <[NCA]Spank> Then I learned you could get porn on them. <[NCA]Spank> 3 years later I'm a system administrator.
<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name :) <Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. :) * Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax <Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.' * Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner * <Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today. <Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!! <SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu * Dark_Fax displays wrong time * * Dark_Fax rings for no reason * * Kami is now known as VCR-clock * Dark_Fax gets a paper jam * * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks <Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR * VCR-clock blinks <Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR * VCR-clock blinks <VCR-clock> :) * Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter * <Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!! * Dark_Fax rings again for no reason * * VCR-clock blinks some more * SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here * Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!! * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks <SailorV> EEEE! * SailorV unplugs the VCR * VCR-clock has quit IRC * Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox <Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that
<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
* maria hurts <maria> and whenever i close my eyes i can see scrolling arrows and hear j-pop <peterS> the first step toward getting rid of a ddr addiction is to admit that you have a problem <maria> yes, i do <maria> one of the pads is broken
<fate-sg> it's almost as bad as rofl <fate-sg> which to me is a bark gone wrong
<Fuzzi> I've never seen more stars in Ozzfest before. <GoRe> Stars? I've seen bigger stars when I accidently sat on my nuts.
<Eglin> yuck.... didn't think that asking about a c# like static string method would start a stinking flame war. <pedantic> Eglin: you are new to irc aren't you
<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt * Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@* <@Acaila> FINISH HIM <mat|t> rofl <MortalKombat> omg wtf man * MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch) <@Acaila> FATALITY!
<@Karnaugh> amazing, Cat5 seems reletivly imune to cellphone radiation <@Pandaemon> Karnaugh: you're going to start wearing a Cat5 turban, aren't you? <@Karnaugh> Pandaemon: Thats what all the arabian hackers wear these days
<Ruth> hmmm first thing to do when one gets home is .... check spam for emails
< tcowher> personally I'm annoyed that they can get 11KBps from mars but can't get me a stable 5KBps over 17 miles.
<Kintai> Yes, boobs are like toy trains <Wallaroo> ? <Kintai> They're meant for children, but grown men tend to end up playing with them anyway. <Placebo> hahahahaha <Placebo> ROFL
* trib has just *almost* burned his flat to the ground <bobstay> wow <bobstay> how did you manage that? <bobstay> the ground's quite a way away <trib> I put a big lump of meat int he oven and roasted it <trib> and used the smoke detector as a timer
<Xenocide> i brought a dvd for a teacher <Dodge2k1> huzzah! <Xenocide> and i have 2 differnt things named EVA on it <Xenocide> iatneh and regular <Dodge2k1> lol <Xenocide> :( i was supposed to bring the regular <Xenocide> but i brought the iatneh on accident <jasonn02> PRON? <Xenocide> It was about to start on the projector <Xenocide> but then i saw the label on the dvd <Dodge2k1> omfg <jasonn02> IT WAS PR0n?!?! <Xenocide> and jumped over and pressed eject before it could start <Xenocide> YES <jasonn02> LOLOL <jasonn02> ROFLMAO <Xenocide> ALMOST PROJECTED ON A HUGE FUCKING SCREEN <jasonn02> NEET <Kabuki_Dude> OMG <Xenocide> i almost had a heart attack
<PitChic> did you all see about that 97 year old woman who was found alive in the rubble of the earthquake in Iran, after 8 days burried? <Marcus``> that's fucked up <Marcus``> old people are like indestructible, as long as they don't don't fall down and break their hip <Marcus``> help! i've fallen and I can't get up! <Marcus``> and a house is on me!
<DrBacchus> fajita: RFC 2795 <fajita> DrBacchus: excuse me? <DrBacchus> fajita: You're supposed to give me a link. <fajita> DrBacchus: i'm not following you... <DrBacchus> dumb bot <fajita> Stupid human
<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
< DiEsElBoY-DnB> i gotta a pretty hot woman, she cooks and cleans for me too <@Scruffypoo> DiEsElBoY-DnB: and every night you kiss her before she tucks you in, cause you love your mommy
FFVI: I once told a friend to shoot me if I ever passed 3000 posts on AT. Total Posts Made - 8000...wow :/ arctic pirate: you once had a friend? FFVI: One. But then his parents got a restraining order when I showed up for his kindergarten graduation.
<FirebirdGM> I just called my Futureshop and asked them how much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with information, compared to when it was empty. <FirebirdGM> The guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few pounds difference. <FirebirdGM> And that's why I don't shop at futureshop.
<Masoumi> guys do you know what 133t means? <Zandog> ít mëâñ§ í'££ fµ¢kíñg hâ¢k ÿøµ® ß®âíñ§
<shortyz> call your isp <shortyz> god help whoever has to help your sorry ass <bette> how do i call internet explorer?
<spider> sigh, i gotta go find my alcholic truck again, bbl <FRiZzO> oh yeah she didn't come home with you last night? <spider> negative
<@maddox> FUCK! <@maddox> my mom just found my website <+DMTec> isn't she proud? <+khoveraki> ha <@naken> you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews <@naken> and you didn't tell your mother? <@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis" <+DMTec> ROFL <+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good <@maddox> now she's crying <RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website? <@maddox> (on the phone) <+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card? <@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis. <RichK> bahahahaha <@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you" <+khoveraki> rofl <@maddox> she hung up <RichK> You are dispwned maddox
<Kalium> "Home is where the bandwidth is." <Milkdud> lol <Kalium> Someday, I'll have that line on my doormat
<@Butcher90210> lesbian porn is gods way of telling man "you fucked up but i still love you"
<Beska> Look at these tom: <Beska> SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. <Beska> FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. <Beska> ACTION: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling <Beska> lo <Tommy> wtf.. rotf <Beska> SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark. <Beska> FAULT: The Bar is closing. <Beska> ACTION: Panic. <Tommy> O.o
<j0n> Let me tell you about the first time I ever made love to a girl. We were out in a little meadow/park kind of thing, and we laid down on the blanket, and afterwards we both just lay there staying into each other's eyes. Neither of us said anything, it was kind of creeping me out. Then finally she looks to me and she says, "Baaaaaaa."
<weeflig> i had a dream last night that i could switch back and forth between being me and a superhot girl by changing between two pairs of pants in the changing room at target <Hallucination> ... <Hallucination> lets not even break that one down <Syntacs> Do you remember which changing room?
<Dante> i was going to stamp out forum moderation facism <Agent-Smith> And...? <Dante> but the god damned Vb sig editor kept fucking up my ASCII swastika >:( <Agent-Smith> LMAO
EternityAndAHalf: OMG EternityAndAHalf: MY BROTHER IS PRACTICING HIS HORN EternityAndAHalf: AT 2 A.M. EternityAndAHalf: BRB, MY CAT IS GOING TO HAVE A BRAND NEW USE HotDamn14S: lmfao
Steal My Bagels: okay Steal My Bagels: amy amy did not say: okay amy did not say: mat Steal My Bagels: best friend to best friend here amy did not say: yes? Steal My Bagels: whats the key to scoring amy did not say: hahahaha Steal My Bagels: you know there's an actual way that will always work Steal My Bagels: but girls won't say Steal My Bagels: what is it? amy did not say: hmm amy did not say: well the way that will ALWAYS work involves drugs/alcohol amy did not say: hahaha Steal My Bagels: hahahah amy did not say: the other ones take time and lots of getting-to-know-you shit
«FSK405|digital`pBook» crap «FSK405|digital`pBook» someone's banging on my door, yelling "POLICE!!! OPEN UP!" «FSK405|digital`pBook» what should I do? «GI_Suck» whip out your dick and open the door «GI_Suck» and ask "are you the hookers i ordered?" «FSK405|digital`pBook» you think?
<Comrade_Zoo> If an animal rapes you, can you sue it's owner? <Revolution_Man> I did. <Revolution_Man> And I won. <Revolution_Man> Take THAT, Richards Fish Mart.
<Shloom> OMG <Shloom> FUCK <Shloom> I just showed this girl my wang on my webcam <Shloom> But not only did I hear her giggle <Shloom> but 2 other girls and a man <Shloom> D:! <Shloom> FUCK <El_Diablo13> ... <El_Diablo13> LOL!
<Quasar`> fuck off <xooz98> i swear. i'm going to change my name to off and follow people around
<Ashen> sometimes, we get users that suddenly make me realise why the mirc troutslap command was invented.