<[GSF]Nitro> if that hot assistant had done a tumor check on my nads, it would have been an embarrassing experience for both of us <Quizical> heh <PunMeister> lol <The_Spaniard> excuse me sir can you do something about that erection <[GSF]Nitro> unless she found a tumor.. that would kill the mood pretty fast I bet <[GSF]Nitro> 8=============D <[GSF]Nitro> you have cancer <[GSF]Nitro> 8D
<SaBoTaGeR> A little boy walks into his parents room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. <SaBoTaGeR> The son sees his Mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing? " The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." <SaBoTaGeR> "You're wasting your time." say's the boy. "Why is that? asked his Mom, puzzled? "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up"
<slayer4si> hey does anyone have a good version of Hackers? <slayer4si> or can get one? <zMonk> no, but I could mail a pointy stick you could use to poke one of your eyes out, if that helps
<Yoshio> OMG <Yoshio> MY FIREWALL <Yoshio> IS BLOCKING <Yoshio> PORN!! <`Bloodlust> lmao <Yoshio> ahh much better.. <Yoshio> although i am looking at tubgirl. <Yoshio> ewww. <Yoshio> that so cant be real
<Ironballs> State media have said the orgy at a five-star hotel in the coastal city of Zhuhai in Guangdong province in September involved about 400 Japanese tourists and 500 Chinese prostitutes. <Ironballs> talk about improving internation relations
<A_Witt> it's 1:45 am and I swear I just heard somone walking down the street playing a trumpet
tigeraid: another baby? tigeraid: jesus christ lady it's a vagina, not a clown car
<guider> i fucking hate my biology teacher <garfep> why? <guider> hes such an asshole, he treats me like his fucking personal assistant <guider> he has me file shit for him and like make his lesson plans and shit while he sits and flirts with the chicks in my class <guider> so i'm skipping his stupid class tomorrow <garfep> you should just leave and be like "suck my cock" <guider> i bet if i was a girl he would
<PotatoSan> Why in the hell is King Boo a heavyweight character in Double Dash? <PotatoSan> HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING GHOST!
khoveraki: anyway, Desert Storm is so blank to me khoveraki: I don't know much about it khoveraki: did we even finish that one? Screamer499: Nope. Screamer499: We stopped when we hit Baghdad khoveraki: figures khoveraki: any of our guys still there? Screamer499: It's the same country we're fighting now, man. Screamer499: so yeah. Screamer499: A LOT of our guys are there.
<Fina> After American Idol, they came out with The Sims : Superstar <Fina> After this Harry Potter crap got popular, they came out with Makin' Magic <Fina> lol What if next year we get a bunch of WW2 movies? <Fina> The Sims : Hailin' Hitler
Flint62704: Maybe someone should invent floating point D&D Flint62704: Roll a d[1,6] Flint62704: I got 4.4546347578554! Flint62704: Sorry, he still has 0.000002425 hp left Flint62704: You lose
* sipr has joined #winprog <sipr> Where can I find information on dynamic data exchange? <drano> 1994
<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking ceremonial <dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!!
<+nH|BradGTS> canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party <@TnH|Chick> yeah it is brad, and they're always bitchin
<Rhesirus|Work> yah, i could see how using a code would activate some buggy code that would cause it to malfunction, i don't see any way it could physically damage the media <Tamutnefret> The special "read CD as if vinyl" code
<_TP_> "My name is Reginald P Linux and ever since my wife died Ive been VERY depressed" <SanityClause> He should recompile her kernel
<Kris> fuck! someone stole all my beer and drank it and left the empties all over my apartment! <Kris> either that or I now know why I have a headache and no real memory of anything after 21:00
* Snake is now known as Snake|Food * Magus steals snakes food * Snake|Food is now known as Snake| <Magus> lol <Magus> score! * Snake| is now known as Snake[[Food]] <@Snake[[Food]]> it's in a cage <@Snake[[Food]]> leave alone <Magus> fux
taz10021: sleeeeep VindicateD: Writing Paaaaaper taz100: lol taz100: you're still awake? taz100: heh VindicateD: No...this is the world's smartest away message talking. VindicateD: ;) taz100: not if you couldn't figure out that was rhetorical taz100: ;-) VindicateD: touche
<g-core> Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long 1, Michael J. Fox has a little one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope has one but doesn't use it. What is it. <pip> last name <pip> no wait <pip> penis
<mizery> woot, I so got owned <mizery> my laptop is dead <aabnusar> ? <Rhodz> MOUTH TO HARD DICK RESUSCITATION * aabnusar laughs at mizery <Rhodz> lol <Rhodz> HARD DISK <Rhodz> LMAO <Rhodz> omfg <aabnusar> lol <Rhodz> wow what a typo to make
<Ich> broadband sucks in the sense that goatse loads before i can close the window
<Valen> I'm doing a quick essay on differences between genders. Anyone got any point they think I should make? <Ten> one has a penis, one has a vagina
* Eudoxus has joined #math <Eudoxus> Can anyone help me write 1/(x^2-3x+2) as a power series in x and find its radius of convergence? <vrover> No <vrover> But we can give you a lollipop <vrover> Have a lollipop?
paper: shit paper: flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?! paper: shit i gotta warn bob
<Oceania> you penetrate my mouth <Oceania> your in-and-outs are furious <Oceania> sometimes a hair get stuck between my teeth <Oceania> you always leave that white tasty liquid in my mouth <Oceania> good ol' toothbrush
<luxe rabbit> did u hear about the 2 guys who robbed a calendar factory? they each got 6 months <djmaximus16> hm ? <djmaximus16> i didn't hear about them <djmaximus16> what happeend
<Comatosis> wow this room is empty! we have it all to ourselves :-p <Alain> yup, just you and me :-) * Comatosis gets naked <Alain> uh, my mom is sitting here next to me, i dont want her to think i chat with perverts * Comatosis put his clothes back on <Comatosis> sorry
<LexMortis> you know what would be nasty? <LexMortis> if a pack of condoms said "tested on animals"
<SpAz> watch me rap <SpAz> <rap> <SpAz> yo yo yo <SpAz> nigga bitch hoe <SpAz> slap fuck bling <SpAz> bling eskalizzle beeoch <SpAz> yo <SpAz> word. <SpAz> </rap> * McBilliam applauds <Wyder> glad to see you listen to music.... (sarcastic) <SpAz> thank you my record contract is in the mail with def jamz
<whitcomb> there's this thing on the news about what to do if someone cheats on you <whitcomb> the simple answer, whether this is a relationship or a video game, is to kill them
<faded> i found a pocket pussy in my cousins room last night <SpaceGoat> even fat chicks <SpaceGoat> hahaha <dfury> hahaha <faded> so i put it in the dish washer <faded> to clean it so i could use it <faded> and it fucking melted
Mario has joined #teens <Mario> Hi r there ne hot gurls in here <Coolguy3432> Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another chatroom
<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG! <Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for <Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??" <Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online. <Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch. <ctone> ... <ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org <Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.
<Caedar[SOT]> God, I hate people with no game experience who work at game stores. <Kaelo[LoR]> yeah me too Caedar[SOT] ... You want what? Gay Sex 2? <Kaelo[LoR]> *sigh* nonono, DEUS EX 2
<Jenova4> i eat whatever's in the panty <NeroMan> I am lightweight <Jenova4> pantry* <MattW> what the <Karva> YES! <MattW> whoa <MattW> whoa
( jamesog ) grr ( jamesog ) heh, milk seems to stain CD-Rs rather well ( kevin ) dude thats not milk
<Pursey> Spam has dropped to new lows <Pursey> THIS IS WHERE THE CLITORIS IS LOCATED XSGS <Murphy> is that with gps coordinates?
[ Smitten ] My computer just asked me if i wanted to install 'Icons for blind users'.... [ Smitten ] HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?!!?!?!?!
longislandicedtea: What about New Jersey? It has all the glamour of NYC with half the price BarbiefromBR: whats in jersey longislandicedtea: Nothing longislandicedtea: Toxic waste
<me|sleep> Friends, let me regale you with a story of my past and enlighten you with wisdom far beyond the reach of your feeble minds... *** Signoff: me|sleep (Excess Flood)
<RDrR> FUCK FUCK FUCK <RDrR> i was tryin to do that spray whippd cream snorting thing <RDrR> i filled my entire fukin nasal cavity with whipped cream <RDrR> fuck its bleedin
sUpRbritt420: im writing a persuasive essay on why the drinking age should be lowered and breathalyzers should be installed in cars while they are being built sUpRbritt420: how do you write a persuasive essay ------like are you allowed to ask a question? VV1Z0: Sure VV1Z0: You can start with a question like "Ever wondered why there are so many underage drinking arrests? Because it's fun, that's why. We should let teenagers get as drunk as they want, so long as they don't hurt others."
<MJL> The only thing that pisses me off is when someone randomly enters my room at night during happy time. <MJL> It's like a mad scramble to look innocent <MJL> And it's a lose lose situation <MJL> Because it's obvious you're trying to cover it up <MJL> But I guess it's better than staring at your mother with your penis hanging out and asking what's up.
RegEdit: Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste. Wow. Even toothpaste can be extreme hyt: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH... and to the next event... extreme gargling RegEdit: It's called bukkake hyt: Ewww
<ped> man hotmail is so gay <ped> ecspecially now <JC_Omega> ped, I've told you before its hotmail not www.hotmale.com <@SJr> LOL
<AL9000> I think it would be funny to bust up into somewhere wearing a trenchcoat and start shooting people with a brightly colored Super Soaker, and then after the intitial shock is over and people are laughing or getting pissed off, you pull out a real gun and start taking them down <AL9000> But that's just me