<cdowdsux> So my friend was telling me about how he tried to commit suicide by taking 20 Advil...so I was just like.. "Dude, why take 20 Advil when you could have just taken 3 Aleve?"
marek: hey, this is great. we finally have our own chatroom on irc. marek: now we can be on bash with our amazingly witty retorts, counter retorts, and general repartee! Palladia: fag
<@minion> i think abortion is a time travelling alien's plot to stop us from advancing <@NrK> no <@NrK> conservitives are
<@Black_Dog> ryo: if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep? <@Ryo_Hayasa> BD: damn straight i would <@Ryo_Hayasa> BD: or the farmer's daughter
*** PoisonPen changes topic to 'Matrix Revolutions: Smith: "I R teh Ubermensch! U R 0wn3d w/ my awesome Will!" Neo: "No! Because I will refute teh diabilical existential angst w/ kung fu!" Smith: "Argh! Now I must stand in the rain and shake my fist at you! Why? Why?" Neo: "Ha ha! I win by losing! I R teh Jesus!" The end.'
<Pixistix> I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete. <Pixistix> If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice <Pixistix> Problem solved.
<theclubhousebarandgrillgod> i have a ????? who is the admin here <Kyle> You have a horse? <jeff> I'd like to buy a vowel.
<@gloriaea> this is how wars start <@gloriaea> someone puts up a swedish pop poster and a german blames it on a finn
<zidane> hackquest.de is encrpyted! <alucardo> german isn't an encryption method <ps> the infamous "DE" Cypher
(Freddo) wasnt tetris supposed to be a statement about the futility of a capitalist government (Freddo) ? (jayseven) O_o (jayseven) dude (jayseven) it was just a game (jayseven) :P (Freddo) yeah but it was coded by a red :P (jayseven) you mean.. the blocks symbolise the commies? (Freddo) i think the blocks symbolise money (Dom^TopSpin) O_O (Freddo) or maybe debts (Dom^TopSpin) lol (pdhq64) make a row of money, and it disappears? (Freddo) something like that (Freddo) its an important message to the children of today :P (jayseven) maybe it's the publics efforts to banish their tyrant (jayseven) the more of them that attempt to reach the top, the more likely they'll make a line and.. er.. dissapear
<y2kThug> i worked with a pretty dumb old broad when I was in Stoneham <y2kThug> she was getting all frustrated one day <y2kThug> comes to me "I cant print." <y2kThug> i stare blankly, "Why not?" <y2kThug> "I dont know, it just wont print!" <y2kThug> so i said "Maybe it's because you're standing at the fax machine, not the printer." <Darshu> nate- lol <y2kThug> oh and then one day her desk phone died <y2kThug> someone told her to take a phone off of one of the empty desks <y2kThug> she says "But what about all my voicemails?" <y2kThug> shaking my head, "Jeanne, your voicemails arent _IN_ your phone." <Snow> Eh, that's not too dumb. I mean, people interact with answering machines where things are stored in the physical device itself. <Snow> A distributed phone system is a bit foreign the first time you see one. <y2kThug> Snow: she fucking sells telecom
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(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field. (Ntruder): hah (bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him. (Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award
<frostyburn> damn it, there needs to be an auto-formatting script in word that will automatically change all margins to 1.10 inches, spacing to 2.10, font size to 12.5, and intermittently paste quotes from no name fuck faces... because i'm getting tired of turning a 3 page paper into a 4 page paper all by myself
[Buddha] wasn't Microsoft giving a bounty for hackers? [Buddha] *catching hackers <@AkamuTheInept> Ya, a free copy of '98 [Buddha] ... [Buddha] >_< <@Hallucination> lol [Buddha] That's like giving out land mines for helping the poor
<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand it." <Calisa> I think we should build a sex doll that is attached to wheels. <Calisa> Instead of feet and hands, it has wheels. <BChikapa> That'd be so awesome. <BChikapa> But, it'd be hard to do doggy style. <BChikapa> You'd have to chase it around.
<@chort> but can you trust those crazy dutch? <@chort> i mean, WOODEN SHOES! <@phessler> well, they did bring us the word SABOTAGE <@phessler> and if it's good enough for the Beastie Boys, its good enough for me
<jacob> fuck my deoderant combined with this other dudes one smells awesome <cpd> 0_o and HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT OUT
* sunny wanders back in the world of chemistry ... where the H+ atoms have lost their protons and don't know where to find them ... <@guinea-pig> an ion walks into a bar and says "i think i left an electron here lastnight" <@guinea-pig> and the bartender says "are you positive?" <sunny> hahahahaha <mikegrb> that is awesome <@guinea-pig> yes, we are geeks
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
* Curt stabs Stinger in the face with a generic object <Curt> whee. <The_Stinger> hey why do you find it neccesary to stab me in the face with a generic object <The_Stinger> o_O <Curt> because I didn't have a specific object at hand.
<@chupa> i get my cable on the 19th which is gay <@chupa> i don't know what i'm gonna do <@chupa> what to d/l first <@[TrIpLe]> movies <@[TrIpLe]> porn movies <@[TrIpLe]> full length porn movies
<@DocGonzo> saying mac osx has 'the power of unix' is like putting whippets in your glovebox then saying your car has 'the power of nitrous'
ð da5id is listening to Chicago - Hard to say I'm sorry - Get Away.mp3 <da5id> I better stop listening to chicago lest I invert ð da5id is listening to Godsmack - Awake(Definatly have a penis-REMIX).mp3 <da5id> ahh there we go.
<Zimbraizo> its ok to be fat <Zimbraizo> but you should be fat between 3am and 6am when i am sleeping
[deThfyRe] love my lunch break [jen-bbl] hehe [deThfyRe] DONT CALL ME FAT COCK NABBER
<Calisa> "After his arrest in 1990 police found photographs that Black had taken of himself: one showed him with a wine-bottle up his anus, another with a telephone-handset, yet another with a table leg." <FifthColumn> Sadly the inspectors drank from the wine bottle, talked on the telephone, and beat a minority with the table leg before they found the photographs.
<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!" <GoAt> these claims are getting worse every day <peasant> i call dibs on triangle
* stigma fingers into dashutri's fluff very slowly, stealing the warmth away * Dashutri blinks, and turns to ice. <stigma> :( <Dashutri> You STOLE my warmth. What did you expect?
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<Dark_Soul>Just because I'm from Canada doesnt mean I live in an igloo. <Ralts>What, you fucking homeless?
CaptainRonfornow: How do you spell idal correctly CaptainRonfornow: that it right idal Sylas Cren: idol? CaptainRonfornow: yeah thats right Sylas Cren: heh CaptainRonfornow: i am making a folder of people who are idol or on phones.. cause i dont want to talk to them
< relnev> cool, this 8-page pdf has 3 pages intentionally left blank < relnev> that's like a big waste of e-trees
<wonderwoman> and electrode pads around the rectum are reason enough to pay attention to a thorough shave. . . <wonderwoman> um, oops <dellarte> wow that was enlightening ww <wonderwoman> um, wrong window
[runedude]: im getting akilled too :(( [runedude]: bye folks [21:25:43] ::: Quit: (runedude) (autokilled: [speedis] Requested by user to stop ircaddiction.)
<Kurushimi> Ö_ö <SyntaxGlitch> ...Kuru, kindly shave those eyebrows off. They offend me.
<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution Max 2 for only a week and i've lost 10 pounds. <Dylflon> That's nice. <Dyne> Really, you should try it. You need to get in shape. <Dylflon> I am in shape. Round is a shape.
ashp: OMG MATT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MATRIX ashp: AFTER THE BIG SHOWDOWN WITH SMITH ashp: RUFUS DROPS OUTTA THE SKY AND SAYS "MOST EXCELLENT DUDE" ashp: and it was all just an excellent adventure
(SnapScan): hablais español? (Picasso-): I would like TWO soft tacos and a large pepsi
« Kil88|Savage » i'm gonna have a polo with my name on it :D <Bennie> im gonna get some boxers with <dick> on the front <Bennie> then im gonna get a sock « Squeeb » lol :) « Squeeb » ace <Bennie> with </dick> on <Bennie> :D « Squeeb » LMAO
Geeky Weezer Fan: Is she still downright refusing head? onkeybutt87: haha onkeybutt87: I haven't really asked her since Saturday onkeybutt87: but I think so, yeah onkeybutt87: why? Geeky Weezer Fan: Slit her throat. onkeybutt87: well, I guess that's one way to get it in there...
<Dareon> I wonder where my package is. <Valvados> checked between your legs? <Dareon> If it was there, I wouldn't be so bored right now, would I?
Kirby: So like this one time I was fucking this dude in the ass and then I threw up on his back. ZAn3Yt: I didn't now you were gay Kirby... katchup: He isn't, that was a shakespeare quote.
<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet. <FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.
<mojo> I want me a pet monkey. <Synthetic> My aunt had one, the smell was ungodly. It was allways beating off and if it got scared it would deficate in it's hand a throw it. <mojo> I know, that's why I want one. If it can beat it's self off then I can teach it how to do it to me. <synthetic> ... <Capin> Um... so anyway I went to the zoo this one time and one of the gorillas stole my dad's wallet! <Synthetic> That was no gorilla, it was a black guy in a fur coat. The son of a bitch has my shoes. <mojo> I still want a monkey if anybody cares.
<wilywampa> dazey said i'm almost out of money and said i need to get a job <wilywampa> i said i could steal money instead <wilywampa> and she asked from whom <wilywampa> i said "from old ladies, i can steal their money and beat them to death" <wilywampa> and she said "that's awful, why would you do something like that?" <wilywampa> i said "because babies don't have money"
<darko``> Heh, funny how ignore doesn't completely ignores certain nicks/masks. Some kind of messages still pass by. <Ashe> Guess you have a crappy client <darko``> Maybe it's just my client though :/ <Ashe> Guess I'm the one ignored