<Arran> brb, loo. <Stirfry_Ninja> arran is anally retentive <aussie_singh> :p <Stirfry_Ninja> :D <EvoX> he rents his anus??!!
Captain Ferrell: COME JOIN THE WONDERFUL KAZAA COMMUNITY, AND HAVE LOTS OF LEGAL AS HELL FUN Captain Ferrell: they're not all Demosthenes: ÜBER-HAXXOR P2P UNDERGROUND PIRACY PROGRAM KAZAA! Captain Ferrell: exactly Demosthenes: Wow, that was a lot of adjectives Captain Ferrell: it sounded like an anime title
<ChaosReactor> RIAA is tricksy try to tricks us. <ChaosReactor> Try to take away our precious!
<BeadGrl> just call me Mrs. Robinson <Greek> haha <ZekeMacNeil> Beadgrl likes her men in the same manner that she likes her scotch. <BeadGrl> aged 18 years in a barrel?
herblackwings29:: I'm bored shotgunlo:: me too shotgunlo:: but I'm also hungry herblackwings29:: I have tacos shotgunlo:: mmm herblackwings29:: they are like cardboard though shotgunlo:: I would love to eat your taco, Becky herblackwings29:: I bet herblackwings29:: my taco doesn't taste like cardboard shotgunlo:: I love the fact that you know that
<ppolf> I told my brother if you take the cotton wool bit out of a vics inhaler and rubbed it under your eyes, you see in black and white. <ppolf> He kicked my fucking head in after bawling his eyes out for two hours.
<`Riku> Ok, so there's this UN meeting, and there are a lot of important people in there discussing how to get a peace in Iraq <`Riku> after the meeting the President of France comes to George Bush and says: "Mr. Bush, there's something I'd like to ask... My son is a huge Star Trek fan, and he'd like to know why there are no Arabians on the show?" <`Riku> Bush thinks a second, then smirks and says; <`Riku> "Cause it takes place in the future."
<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven. <Kevyn> What's scary about heaven? <Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there.
<Trife> black kids don't even dress up over here, they just come over and say 'can i have candy' <sloth> yeah <sloth> dude <sloth> one had a trash bag on <kokanin> hey <kokanin> they're dressed as flying eyes and teeth! <Trife> last year the black kids came back the next day trying to sell me candy
* ol has joined #mapcore <Flashdevil> I will rub my sperm in so many places that they won't be able to look at themselves in the mirror without getting pregnant. <ol> um... did i come in at a bad time?
<Zombie_Punk> You bastards wouldn't know a Clerks reference if it analy raped your mother while pouring sugar in your gastank.
<Mr_Vain> I'd rather have an admirer than a stalker any day <Phrim> what's the difference, Bonz? :-) <Mr_Vain> a stalker doesn't blink when they look at you <Mr_Vain> it's very unnerving
TrivBaby: QUESTION: 1992 - what did the church of england allow women to become? catman1229: men destinatas: priests destinatas: clergy ZaDaRoN: members LmRiVaRaT: sluts QuarkSoupXYZ: pregnanat LmRiVaRaT: bitches destinatas: queens LmRiVaRaT: hoes ZaDaRoN: divorced LmRiVaRaT: whores dbcpool: voters
<ancho> do girls like it if you stick your hand up there ass?? <ancho> hurry plz.. im in the middle of something
<kinkos> can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy? <Aegis`> yah, but only once. <kinkos> once is all i need!
<AV-Cables> np: [ - ] [06:05m] <Frozen-Solid> god DAMN your tags suck av. <AV-Cables> I know. :D <AV-Cables> No, I have to re-tag them. <AV-Cables> I just converted ALL my songs to 192kbps. <AV-Cables> And the Smashing...LIVE! soundtrack to 320kbps. <Frozen-Solid> uh.... <Frozen-Solid> converted from what...? <AV-Cables> 128kbps
<despair> I need a nigger HD :( <despair> b <despair> bigger <despair> omfg... bad ass typo
<Lachlan> Doogie, what the fuck do you think the emergency generators are there for? <Doogie> ummm.... <Sam> Generating Emergencies.
<squid> This spider is such an asshole. <Sushi-X> y dont u just smash it with impunity? <squid> It's on the ceiling, and I am not. <Sushi-X> tell it to come down and fight like a man....or you can climb and fight like a spider
<Trekkie> this ant has run around 15 times around the screen of my monitor <IceBerg> kill it with ur mouse <Trekkie> i tried clicking on him; he wont die <IceBerg> no you nerd, smash it with your mouse
<@maroo> I jumped off a bridge into a river once... they asked me what I was doing... I told them I was LARPing a fish.
<dekk> your mom lost her virginity in a penis accident <[b&]shoez> i lost my penis in a virginity accident
(@[e]space) going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion
<RoyCastle> i think my body is compensating for my not eating anything by delving deeper into insanity <RoyCastle> like earlier I was looking at a picture of a dead cat on the internet and for a moment it made me understand multivariable calculus <mflynn00> liar <RoyCastle> k.. it was midget pr0n
DittzieBlondee06: is she a better kisser then me DittzieBlondee06: haha onkeybutt87: haha, I wish I knew DittzieBlondee06: hahaha DittzieBlondee06: i bet ya do DittzieBlondee06: lol onkeybutt87: I'll just have to use my imagination DittzieBlondee06: yep DittzieBlondee06: ya will onkeybutt87: or chloroform
<MightyBlueJustice> I need to jack a hole in this floor so I can get the internet hooked up to the comp in the basement. <MightyBlueJustice> I need more power tools <MKDemon> You don't have a drill? <MightyBlueJustice> We do somewhere. <MightyBlueJustice> All I can find is a power sander and I just don't have that kind of time.
<schnorks> OFFICIAL ATOMIC TIME: 11:41:28PM CDT <Sigma> OMG schnorks has the A-BOMB <schnorks> No, the atomic time has nothing to do with weapons of any sort. <Coco13> schnorks is correct. <Coco13> The second is based on the wavelength of a particular atom. <schnorks> What about the first? <Coco13> You are such a fucking whore.
<DigiB0t> Coming Up : ' Linkin Park - Nobody's Listening '! Your current DJ is : MaxxSpawn! We currently have 0 listeners.
<zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your homework <zP|Russina`cs> i was like no forgot to <zP|Russina`cs> shes like well thats bad news <zP|Russina`cs> i was like well i got some good news i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
<twanks> i met this chick at the bar the other day <twanks> and she was all like "i wanna fuck your brains out" steamy woman... <twanks> so i was all "hell yeh" <twanks> so we come back to my place <twanks> and she jumps on my bed, strips down <twanks> then she opens her legs wide, begins strokin the ole axe wound <twanks> and shes moaning and stuff <twanks> and dude <twanks> i reckon i coulda had sex
DesusGrimm: Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay! DesusGrimm: someone actually put that as their info. DesusGrimm: someone that I once made out with. Lord Galadriel: meagan DesusGrimm: WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS UNTIL THE END OF TIME DesusGrimm: fuck. Lord Galadriel: lol
<GreenFux> gym music always sounds like porn music for some reason <Rakekniven> Same with 60's and 70's educational film strips. <Rakekniven> Whoever would've guesed that Oxygen and Hydrogen enjoy bonding to the same music as Bunny Love and Brock Stiffy. <opie> heh <GreenFux> i think that i will formulate a theory that the universe is powered by hot steamy sex <GreenFux> it makes more sense than string theory right away
disinfo46and2 wants to send file C:Program FilesEvan's StuffStuffMR. BUNGLE - Squeeze Me Macaroni.mp3. disinfo46and2: I wish this shit would bing or something when it's complete Twinblade590: Lol disinfo46and2: Seriousy, fucking AIM is less sophisticated than my microwave disinfo46and2: Hell, my microwave plays a song when it's done
<TheShadowHunter> Im still afraid to ask if I did anything unusual while on morphine. I dont remember it really affecting me at all but for all I know I couldve been running up and down the halls naked and pushing old people out of wheelchairs. <TheShadowHunter> Thats something I prefer to do while entirely coherent.
<@Infinik> Hehe. <@Infinik> I just took a call for the Samaritans <@Infinik> Our phone numbers are one number apart <@Infinik> So this guy was talking to me about some charity shit <@Infinik> And I interrupted him <@Infinik> "Would you excuse me for a moment?" "Sure." "HEY JULIO! I SAID DON'T LET THE JEWISH KIDS IN WITH THE HUMAN KIDS YOU SON OF A BITCH!" <@Infinik> He hung up :)
<@FirebirdGM> I just called my Futureshop and asked them how much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with information, compared to when it was empty. <@FirebirdGM> The guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few pounds difference. <@FirebirdGM> And that's why I don't shop at futureshop. <%Physic3> I think their bullshit factor is the best though. No matter how absurd your question may be, they always give an answer. <@Firebird> Lol, I should call again and be like 'uhh, yes. I just bought a New ACIT BIOS and my UDP Packets are being Tracert'd by my UNIX Box without my Fortran application being applied to all outgoing UDP and TCP packets. My Ping never is like that, why?!" <@Firebird> He would probably be like 'Yes'.
<Anarky> What's the best thing about twenty-eight-year-olds? <Timofee> Dunno? <Anarky> There's twenty of them dude
<GladX> holy <Azhrarn> moly <GladX> a cloud just flew into my house <GladX> !!! <@sdodson> cloud? <Azhrarn> we call that "fog" <GladX> yes, one of those white puffy things <TheWeasel> neat. <GladX> my house was experiencing turbulence! <TheWeasel> invite it to have coffee. <Azhrarn> poke it with a stick! <Azhrarn> A POKING stick! <@sdodson> Are you atop something tall enough to put you up where clouds live? <GladX> Azhrarn: it was a cloud * TheWeasel sics Mr. Madsen on Azhrarn. <GladX> either it was a cloud or a new string of attack fog <TheWeasel> maybe it was car exhaust. <GladX> strain <GladX> there goes another one <GladX> i'm watching clouds zip by my house! <TheWeasel> take pictures. <Azhrarn> Mmm... Attack Fog <@sdodson> It was a cloud!!!! * sdodson giggles <Azhrarn> What will the Russians come up with next?
<maskedferret> didnt know you could install XP on a car <RRA-[[LuCkY]]> actually, its called Windows CP <RRA-[[LuCkY]]> for cars. <maskedferret> i'd hate to see it crash
<Elzie_Ann> I love how God tries to mass murder the Israelites like a million times in exodus <Elzie_Ann> And Moses has to calm him down every time <Elzie_Ann> <God> ARGH MUST KILL MY PEOPLE WHO SUCK <Moses> Wait they didn't mean it <God> k but next time they're dying. <Moses> Dammit guys, stop pissing God off
<Calisa> Remember when you'd go to those big wooden playgrounds, where everything is connected? They had those platforms that shook. <Calisa> You tried to stay the hell on while your dad shook it violently. <aeonite> That's not a playground toy. that's child abuse.
<VolteFace> heh, an idiot in my art class today tried to stab someone with a pencil <VolteFace> so he grabbed the guys arm <VolteFace> and swings <VolteFace> and PLUNGES THE PENCIL INTO HIS OWN FINGER