<xcham> as part of my CS experience, I'm going to debug java to try and meet geek chicks. :P <xcham> then I'll e-mail Sun Microsystems and tell them "JAVA GOT ME LAID" <jimmiejaz> java and chicks only go together at starbucks.
<Bubbaprog> you know nothing of men :-) <Calisa> I know that it's not appropriate to masturbate when you're in the same room as your daughter, thinking it's okay because you think she's asleep. <Calisa> I know something! <Calisa> He stopped every now and then when he heard my sister shifting. <asshat> thats good parenting
<Javin> God I need to do laundry. <Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch. <Doh_> catch? <Doh_> you mean there mOVING? <Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes. <Doh_> heh
<november7> 100 pts <`red> in canada we get 200 pts for running over americans. <november7> yea but over here your points arent worth shit
<@grim^> one time <@grim^> I had my dick in this girl <@grim^> and it was nice <@jonoblows> and then the doctor pulled you all the way out, right?
<Soybomb> On the way home yesterday, I saw a car with a vanity plate that read: LINUX OS <Soybomb> I really wished for a truck with a WINDOWS plate to ram it...sadly, no. <Druuna> unfortunately, you'd probably crash before hitting it...
<Laemtao> Girls are like Wolfenstein 3D. <Shatai> How so? <Laemtao> If you get far enough, you have to fight Hitler himself.
<Queued-W> Of course, there are already puzzles without pictures on the front <Minstrel> Queued: you have to turn the pieces over <Queued-W> I'll be damned, it's a kitten
<Nekroe> when any of yous were at high school, did any idiots ever knee you in the arse, and go: 'YOUVE JUST BEEN BOOFED UP THE ARSE BY AN ELEPHANT!'? <than> when I was at high school, some elephants came up behind me and stuck their dicks in my ass and said "YOU'VE JUST BEEN KNEE'D IN THE ARSE BY A HIGH SCHOOL KID!!" <Nekroe> mmm. clever <than> I didn't think it was clever. I thought it was a bit juvenile. Those elephants should have known better
<Karnaugh> if sex is shitty, you're doing it wrong <BinX> Or you're doing anal.
<WI-RaZ0r> ok fuck u bitch <ArmedFred> The only thing insulting about that sentence was the terrible spelling
<klafka> Penis-enlargement pills contain a less-than-sexy dose of bacteria and other contaminants <Tecato> What's some contaminants when it comes to a bigger penis? <klafka> what if your penis turns green? <Tecato> Will it be big? <klafka> monstrous <Tecato> Then you could name it Hulk. <Tecato> And before you have sex you could scream "HULK SMASH! "
<pies> stop teh flaming ! <grandja> hahah! I hear you man! <pcverden> Grandja I told u not to listen to those voices in your head. THEY ARE NOT THERE!!!!! <cantona> No point saying that! He just thinks you are another one!
* demo20b has joined #odoru <timeless> stfu * demo20b has quit IRC (Exit: if you stand at the top of a very tall building, do u eva feel like jumping off?) <timeless> omg <timeless> thats all i takes to get rid of him??
<Jaron> I DONT WANT TO INSTALL WINAMP!! <Jaron> its bloated, it takes over all my files, and crashes all the time <Jaron> If i wanted that, i'd just use Media Player
<Wario> can't sleep. clowns will eat me <Kyle> Instead of sleeping.. <Kyle> Scan your boobies. :D <Trunks> Yeah. <Trunks> That works. <Trunks> That'd be funny if her parents walked in. <Trunks> Tits on the scanner. <Kyle> "Hmm. This is awkward."
<Trippin^Chick> it wouldnt hurt to talk u know <Trippin^Chick> i know coz i talk all the time <Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want to have them answered immediately <Trippin^Chick> really? <Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do? * Trippin^Chick shrugs <Trippin^Chick> can i lie? <Hash_Pipe> im a cop you idiot <Trippin^Chick> cool <Trippin^Chick> really? <Hash_Pipe> stop it! <Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do? <Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want to have them answered immediately <Trippin^Chick> Hash_Pipe...has any1 ever had the heart to tell u that ur boring? <Hash_Pipe> stop whining...... <Trippin^Chick> who was whining? <Hash_Pipe> stop it! <Hash_Pipe> stop whining...... <Hash_Pipe> i hope you leave enough room for my fist because im going to ram it into your stomach <Trippin^Chick> ur not a very nice person r u Hash? <Hash_Pipe> stop whining......
<CF> MMORPG players are freaks. <CF> If I ever have kids, and I catch them doing anything with a computer except for normal stuff like porn and hacking into school to change their grades, I will beat their asses like a red headed step child.
<Lisy-lis> ..am I a geek for trying to make the top quotes on bash have exactly 1337 votes?
<Suiko> how the fuck could a search for 'final fantasy 7 manga' bring up 'harry potter yaoi'
<-yper-orse> mamma mia <-yper-orse> my my <-yper-orse> i cannot resist u <-yper-orse> mamma mia <Squeeks> "With Dragon Voice, you too can flood IRC Channels as you sing to ABBA"
<Zap> back from raev lol. <Protected> raev? <Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it <Gray|ogl> doh.
<Crispy`> My teacher let me Clear the junk off the student computers in class today. Total AIM Buddy Lists cleared for good: 5 Total videos of kiddy porn deleted: 3 Total MILF Hunter videos deleted: 4 Total Virus games downloaded off kazaa in hopes it will be the right game: 7 Knowing I'm not alone: Priceless.
* hunterkll kneels and prays liek a good knight <hunterkll> hunterkll: you have earned 10 virtue points and 5 strengthpoints <hunterkll> and access to two hints <hunterkll> heh :D <jgannon> However, you still have -8 charisma.
<bleak> ablsh vwls! vwls r spm! <bleak> t's wll knwn fct tht vwls s t mch bndwdth <Alanna> bleak: OMG, for a moment there I thought that you had learned Welsh
<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.
<{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that
with Reagan
<Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got
elected
Dieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex AnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come to call AnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing AnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3 seconds and she goes "what the fuck?" Dieldo: Lol
onkeybutt87: I have no work ethic onkeybutt87: or ethics onkeybutt87: in a related note, I'm going to go hit babies
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation <cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?
<Firien> damn girls * iBaller will never understand them <Firien> they drive you round the bend <Firien> and then charge you for the petrol :P <iBaller> XD
<Robotzombie> love is never having to say I wish you didn't have a nutsack <Robotzombie> well, maybe it's not
<spender> listen gentlemen
<spender> i will tell you a tale
<spender> of an interesting proof
<spender> it came to me in a vision
<spender> it proceeds as follows:
<spender> Claim: The set of functions f : |N -> { 0, 1 } is
uncountable
<spender> Proof:
* kronixx thinkz spender needs a gf
<spender> SILENCE
BuXtonZer0: i dunno why its such a good combo BuXtonZer0: the goldfish are crunchy and cheesy, while the coke is cold, refreshing, sweet, and breaks down the goldfish Benihana420: and your teeth Benihana420: at the same time BuXtonZer0: another plus
<-yptosis> Hey, I took a picture of my wang like df did. Let me upload it. <-yptosis> It'll take a bit, it is a 9 meg file.
<@Zero> adding an h next to an s in every word spices it up <@Zero> shpanks, shandels, shaffire, shilly, shaddup <Red_Baron> until you tell your dog to sit
<TriviaBot> BIG.1372. Norse mythology: What killed Baldur ? <TriviaBot> 1st Hint: ********* Question Value : 3 Points <Darric> his gate <kutuzov> a gate <sheoul> lol <Darric> lolol <sheoul> NERDS!
*Isabel has entered #icybercafe <whitemithrandir> OMG OMG OMG ISABEL ASL ASL ASL ASL <isabel> Altitude: 6-52 meters above sealevel. Speed: 62 mi/ hr. Location: Eastern seaboard. <whitemithrandir> coo. wanna cyber? *Isabel has left #icybercafe
<Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows <Killfrenzy> *snrk* <Steve> Hey! I take offense to that! <Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!
<x0b> hey <@wrong> HI <x0b> suh wrong <x0b> everything alright <x0b> or <x0b> all wrong <x0b> :P <|iquid> haa haa <|iquid> you're very funny x0b <|iquid> painfully funny <|iquid> I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to hang yourself.
<@ritual> life. <@SharkDeath> Installed it about 20 minutes ago. <@SharkDeath> Haven't played it yet tho. <@ritual> got one hour 20 mins left on download
<DAWg> AHHHHH!!!! hjorten kill my teacher....today's lesson is a intro to windows 2000 <DAWg> "this is a mouse" <Hjorten> haha <DAWg> "this is a monitor" <DAWg> "ctrl+c copies" <DAWg> fucking christ
<Comanche> fuck off windows with your low dick space thing. <Comanche> err. *disk :P <Kim> LOL <Comanche> typo :P <xeon> lol, warning no dick found
+icnocop> any advice on what program to use to compare two files like windiff or something? @theForger> how aobut windiff @Wyatt> huhuhu @Wyatt> or something. +icnocop> ok i guess it's good enough. thanks +rottle> haha +rottle> that was the most pointless thing ever
<curse|sleeeep> i think i'm calling in to work tomorrow <curse|sleeeep> i'm coughing up things that aren't even mine <Zomb-mar> next time spit and dont swallow
<Ransid> i did tech support for a day before i quit when someone asked me whats double clicking