<Lhayn> WTF? Who would kill over a dollar? <DMA> bums <Lizardman> Transients. <Lhayn> ...In normal society? <DMA> CEOs
<MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to bed? * MeLearnin brb taking a shit....
<Treppenwitz> my computer is not seeing my mouse <Mephistopheles> hold it up in front of the webcam if you have one <Mephistopheles> then take pictures
<thebluetml> everyone doesn't like me <thebluetml> so i told my mom <thebluetml> and she said i was cool <thebluetml> other than the fact i have glasses, acne and 6 fingers on my left hand.
-> *Sea* I'm making services talk and he's so stoned that he thinks he's imagining it :) <OperServ> WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, LIFESPIKE, YOU TERRORIST BASTARD <Lifespike> OPER, NO <Lifespike> dude IM INNOCENT I SWEAR <@LagServ> YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY <Lifespike> nooo <Lifespike> SOMEBODY CALL KEN <Lifespike> SOMEBODY HACKED HIS BOX <Lifespike> THE SERVICES ARE ATTAKING ME <LagServ> GREETINGS, JUSTIN! I AM YOUR GUARDIAN SPIRIT! <Lifespike> really? <LagServ> YES. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU OF YOUR QUEST. <Lifespike> what do i have to do? <LagServ> You must travel into the wilderness, naked. You must stay there for 18 days. You must fuck every goat you encounter and carry around a bucket of green Jell-O. <Lifespike> holy shit, i never knew this was real <Lifespike> i'm gonna do that soon, i swear <OperServ> DIE! <MemoServ> DIE! <NickServ> DIE! <Lifespike> THEYRE TELLING ME TO DIE <Lifespike> FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE *** Quits: Lifespike <Ariakas> Wow. <Ariakas> I'd make a hell of a psychologist.
<BLIZZ> the Xbox 2 will include high-end gaming hardware, a mini-fridge capable of holding an entire case of soda or beer, an air-conditioning unit, a four slice toaster, a TIVO unit, cup holders, a diaper changing table, a trash can, and a refillable toothpaste reservoir. Even the new extra large controllers - designed specifically for use by basketball players - will incorporate heated buttons and miniature LCD screens so you don't miss out on any of the action <BLIZZ> but thats just my prediction....... <around-Bellerophon> no way...not gonna happen....they'd never pull off the refillable toothpaste reservoir
<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war <AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them?
<elitotaco> ok <elitotaco> ive got to go finish cleaning my room <elitotaco> or else i cant go camping <-- elitotaco has quit () <asshat> OMG what a loser <asshat> gtg moms calling
<crazycaleb> cmon ham :( youre one of my favorites <Hamzifer> favorites? <Hamzifer> I dunno if i'm that 'important'. <crazycaleb> your name makes me think of hamtaro, that might be why <Hamzifer> ..your a sick little man.
<Taiken> I had this dream once... <Taiken> Where my penis grew teeth and attacked me. <woosh> dude <woosh> Your penis is cool. <woosh> I want Taiken's penis <Kyle> .. <woosh> That sounded so wrong. <Kyle> Yeah.
<%PeteriD> Ladies and gentlemen <%PeteriD> Michael Bolton Has threatened to kill me <xnoblefoxfirex> ohhh micheal bolton <xnoblefoxfirex> I know Id be scared <@bunnzy> whats he gonna do? <@bunnzy> love you to death? <@_pali> release another album! >_< <@bunnzy> maybe he'll hold you down, and get his mate kenny G to molest you with his saxaphone!
<SpudMuffn> I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on whenever it rains.
<Pciber> Dude. <Pciber> I just thought of the awesomest AIDS campain slogan. <Pciber> AIDS Kills, We ain't fuckin around!
<E_Kewl-i> Why dose the bottom of bash.org have all nigger jokes? <Termite> they go by economical status
<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great. <Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me. <Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me. <Neji-Sama> It's like, wow. <Neji-Sama> FUCK! <Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.- <JapanAir900> ... <Cidsa> HAHAHAHAAH
seanchil: zero5: What linux distro do you have? Zero5: okay. can you please help me installing it. Zero5: i have linux 9.0
<twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that had a laptop style key layout with no keypad <twohitcombo> and i bought one of those logitech ones with a hojillion buttons that dont work without the drivers <twohitcombo> but evidently it has a 'fuck everything up' button that works fine with out them
<Elfer> uh oh <Elfer> I think I plugged my lamp in backwards <Elfer> the room gets darker when I turn it on
<BoB_JonEz> well its true <BoB_JonEz> i think to get a comp sci degree you have to pass the tan test <BoB_JonEz> if you have a tan, you fail
<iPBS> you know <iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week <iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's <iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus <slightly> me neither <iPBS> whats that say about our popularity? <slightly> :(
<dreamwraith> Girls that think oral sex isn't really sex are so fucked in the head. <Dest> dreamwraith: Literally.
<Charlemagne> I HATE WHEN OPS TRY TO JUDGE MY MOTHER FUCKING ONLY FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Wertigon sets mode: +o Charlemagne <Charlemagne> oh <Charlemagne> never mind <Charlemagne> WOO!
Tridao: i got 100% Tridao: :D Xeero: On what? Tridao: the iq test Xeero: ... Tridao: 100% of what/ Xeero: Did it give you a number? Xeero: That says Xeero: 'Your IQ is ___" Tridao: 100%...:( Xeero: Okay, your IQ is not high.
<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-(
<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk <@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was <@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells <@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit
[ +Syphon ] what linux editor should i use to open a .dat file? [ +Da_BuzZ ] notepad?
- quit: (CIA) (SDF@n00b-3A83B275.dyn.optonline.net) (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by FBI))) (@NSA) OMG GHOST GOVERMENT
<@[R-Dk]FoRbiDDeN> this litte arrow thing keeps following my mouse, and I can't make it go away.
<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol <doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off
<Vikki> everyone send me more pics of you all :) <Vikki> lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag * Vikki was kicked by Vikki (stop flooding)
<NE|KevinDeux> would ME run good on a p100, 32mb ram? <[xeno]Nirox> sure....if its being draged behind a car
Skywalker> we need a transportation systems like the Europians Pheylan> smelly?
<Insomniak> so anyways <Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip <Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag <Insomniak> i had to return it that morning <Insomniak> i was running late <Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school <Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me <Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?" <Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?" <Insomniak> "no" <Insomniak> "soiled diapers" <Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag
if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file. have a nice day!"
<sean> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, <sean> "Thou shalt cross the road." <sean> And the chicken crossed the road <krohnjw__> that chicken should have been like "back off god, im doing this my way" <krohnjw__> then he would have gotten owned
Crazzeh Timmeh: dude Crazzeh Timmeh: i just found out Crazzeh Timmeh: im so sorry Crazzeh Timmeh: i had no idea you were gay KashJC: hahahaha KashJC: are u that bored? Crazzeh Timmeh: could you tell? KashJC: yes KashJC: lol Crazzeh Timmeh: wanna fuck Crazzeh Timmeh: ? Crazzeh Timmeh: you know, since ur gay and all KashJC: nah, not rite now...kinda busy Crazzeh Timmeh: later? KashJC: aight, when im done with this stuff Crazzeh Timmeh: kk Crazzeh Timmeh: who is stuff? never heard of him KashJC: dont ask, we're busy Crazzeh Timmeh: bastard, you're cheating on me now! KashJC: hahah KashJC: sorrie daddy Crazzeh Timmeh: i knew you were a dirty whore
<Vict0r> they made a hackers 3? <Vict0r> i didn't know that <Majuju> they made a hackers 2? <jules> they made a hackers 2? <mnerd> what's hackers <jules> winner.
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> lol i came up to one of those domain names that arent registered <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> here are the top 5 searches performed <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 1. naked <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 2. boobs <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 3. big boobs <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 4. vagina <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 5. yu-gi-oh
<Joe> I know everything there is to know about masturbating <Tiffany> teach me joe <Joe> OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS <Joe> YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT?? <Joe> BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT <Tiffany> o damn <Tiffany> nevermind then
<Borlath_Mon> Dammit...what's a good ascii equivalent to "get down tonight"? <Fox_Alan> dunno.. <Borlath_Mon> Dammit. <Borlath_Mon> I'm trying to put together an ascii version of a song <Borlath_Mon> Do a little dance <Borlath_Mon> :D-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D/-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D/-< <Borlath_Mon> make a little love <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8==wD <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8w==D <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8==wD <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> Get down tonight? <Fox_Alan> hmmmmmmm <Borlath_Mon> It's a tricky one
<cortXbomb> yo, I need some good shit to put on my resume that makes it look lilke I use my computers for more than general piracy
«@ Darth_Angelus» thats what happens when you play avp2 too much « TheMaskedMan » You get hairy palms and go blind <JonR> no tmm <JonR> thats masturbation « TheMaskedMan » oh « TheMaskedMan » I confuse the two
OAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom. Blast Enforcer: Good. Blast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes. OAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts... OAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees?
<jcarle> BangBus is a standard that all us real men should measure ourselves up to. <jcarle> Well, maybe not, but it'd sure be cool to do the same thing and have it work for us for once. <chaind> lol
Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it. OAGreatLordAxion: ummm OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder Blast Enforcer: oh Blast Enforcer: ok OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that. OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned.
<@phessler> expecting people to be competent went out of style when the dot-com boom hit