SweetPeaches708: i can hack ur comp and send u a virus if u dont tell the truth and dont stop scaring my friend SweetPeaches708: s SweetPeaches708: my dad works for aol SweetPeaches708: i know how to do these type of things aedenww2: omg aedenww2: hahahahahahahahahaha aedenww2: BASH.ORG
<RogueFoxx> I'm going to go outside <RogueFoxx> where no nerd has gone before <RogueFoxx> pray for me
<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now <Ex0duz> watched star trek ? <Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/
(VapOr) what the command 2 setup the bunnyscript? <Stormcaller> just press alt-f4 to bring up the setup menu <@shp|away> format c:/q [Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: FFS GOTO SLEEP NN ALL have sweet dreams] <@shp|away> lol <Stormcaller> ROFL [J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com] <Stormcaller> hahaha * @shp|away points and laughs <@shp|away> i think he meant ctrl-F4 [P] VapOr has left #lobby [J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com] <@shp|away> rofl (VapOr) pfff <@shp|away> sorry <@shp|away> really <Stormcaller> hah <@shp|away> that was cheap (VapOr) ok i d/l it then i installed it <Stormcaller> next you'll be telling him its "/quit i am a ponce" (VapOr) "/quit i am a ponce [Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: i am a ponce] [J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com] <Stormcaller> lol (VapOr) cool (Diamond_Viper) lol fool <@shp|away> well now he knows three new commands anyways
<cemil> what does it mean? :) <cemil> /dev/hda4 24G 33M 22G 1% /db <cemil> /dev/hda4 on /db type ext3 (rw) <tibyke> it means you have to contact your systems administrator <cemil> i am :)
<delzi> Arguing in the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you are still retarted.
<MiKe> r0bz0r: u have to be a special member <r0bz0r> Ohhh <r0bz0r> Ok <r0bz0r> I'm special. My mum said so
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<Sion_Barzahd> So there are only 3 votes and since that is not enough I will have to choose myself. <DecmlCat> </Bush>
<+BarkerJr> why is 'crontab -r' one key away from 'crontab -e'? <@Paladin> Natural Selection
<frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ...
<Nash> YES…they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus <Nash> looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison <DDR4life> serves him right <DROSS> Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is <FiringSquad> He’ll probably catch a different type of virus in prison <LexiusTheGenuis> poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin <Sczoyd> cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads <Antibig> theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum <FiringSquad> looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed <Sczoyd> I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive <JSP> a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot <Sczoyd> his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop <ShinKurro> someone will find out a new way to spread viruses <Nash> okay, that wasn’t really called for.
<dan-o2> hay dudes my gf broke up with me I dont know why <dan-o2> I just slapped her with my cock
DarkLerner: My Away Msg Is Creative Check It Ouy My Own God 13 13: ... Auto response from DarkLerner: Sleepz. My Own God 13 13: o god My Own God 13 13: thats awsome
* Aphal sets mode: +b brit!*@* <Aphal> haha i got u * Kat sets mode: -b brit!*@* <Aphal> wtf * Aphal sets mode: +b cats!*@* * Kat sets mode: -b cats!*@* <Aphal> >:| * Aphal sets mode: +b polaris!*@* <Kat> k <Aphal> :D <Polaris> :(
<Hydra> * penguin has joined #12-15yrz <Hydra> <penguin> any chicks there <Hydra> lol <Kevorkian> what scares me hydra, is that you are in that channel
<whifflebat2000> Holy crap... this is incredible. Never played this level. Great atmosphere. <Seppel> Whiff: Finally make it to level 3 on Super Mario Brothers?
<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year <matterless> Good, it builds character. <pyxl> your sympathy is overwhelming
<Lhayn> WTF? Who would kill over a dollar? <DMA> bums <Lizardman> Transients. <Lhayn> ...In normal society? <DMA> CEOs
<MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to bed? * MeLearnin brb taking a shit....
<Treppenwitz> my computer is not seeing my mouse <Mephistopheles> hold it up in front of the webcam if you have one <Mephistopheles> then take pictures
<thebluetml> everyone doesn't like me <thebluetml> so i told my mom <thebluetml> and she said i was cool <thebluetml> other than the fact i have glasses, acne and 6 fingers on my left hand.
-> *Sea* I'm making services talk and he's so stoned that he thinks he's imagining it :) <OperServ> WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, LIFESPIKE, YOU TERRORIST BASTARD <Lifespike> OPER, NO <Lifespike> dude IM INNOCENT I SWEAR <@LagServ> YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY <Lifespike> nooo <Lifespike> SOMEBODY CALL KEN <Lifespike> SOMEBODY HACKED HIS BOX <Lifespike> THE SERVICES ARE ATTAKING ME <LagServ> GREETINGS, JUSTIN! I AM YOUR GUARDIAN SPIRIT! <Lifespike> really? <LagServ> YES. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU OF YOUR QUEST. <Lifespike> what do i have to do? <LagServ> You must travel into the wilderness, naked. You must stay there for 18 days. You must fuck every goat you encounter and carry around a bucket of green Jell-O. <Lifespike> holy shit, i never knew this was real <Lifespike> i'm gonna do that soon, i swear <OperServ> DIE! <MemoServ> DIE! <NickServ> DIE! <Lifespike> THEYRE TELLING ME TO DIE <Lifespike> FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE *** Quits: Lifespike <Ariakas> Wow. <Ariakas> I'd make a hell of a psychologist.
<BLIZZ> the Xbox 2 will include high-end gaming hardware, a mini-fridge capable of holding an entire case of soda or beer, an air-conditioning unit, a four slice toaster, a TIVO unit, cup holders, a diaper changing table, a trash can, and a refillable toothpaste reservoir. Even the new extra large controllers - designed specifically for use by basketball players - will incorporate heated buttons and miniature LCD screens so you don't miss out on any of the action <BLIZZ> but thats just my prediction....... <around-Bellerophon> no way...not gonna happen....they'd never pull off the refillable toothpaste reservoir
<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war <AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them?
<elitotaco> ok <elitotaco> ive got to go finish cleaning my room <elitotaco> or else i cant go camping <-- elitotaco has quit () <asshat> OMG what a loser <asshat> gtg moms calling
<crazycaleb> cmon ham :( youre one of my favorites <Hamzifer> favorites? <Hamzifer> I dunno if i'm that 'important'. <crazycaleb> your name makes me think of hamtaro, that might be why <Hamzifer> ..your a sick little man.
<Taiken> I had this dream once... <Taiken> Where my penis grew teeth and attacked me. <woosh> dude <woosh> Your penis is cool. <woosh> I want Taiken's penis <Kyle> .. <woosh> That sounded so wrong. <Kyle> Yeah.
<%PeteriD> Ladies and gentlemen <%PeteriD> Michael Bolton Has threatened to kill me <xnoblefoxfirex> ohhh micheal bolton <xnoblefoxfirex> I know Id be scared <@bunnzy> whats he gonna do? <@bunnzy> love you to death? <@_pali> release another album! >_< <@bunnzy> maybe he'll hold you down, and get his mate kenny G to molest you with his saxaphone!
<SpudMuffn> I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on whenever it rains.
<Pciber> Dude. <Pciber> I just thought of the awesomest AIDS campain slogan. <Pciber> AIDS Kills, We ain't fuckin around!
<E_Kewl-i> Why dose the bottom of bash.org have all nigger jokes? <Termite> they go by economical status
<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great. <Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me. <Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me. <Neji-Sama> It's like, wow. <Neji-Sama> FUCK! <Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.- <JapanAir900> ... <Cidsa> HAHAHAHAAH
seanchil: zero5: What linux distro do you have? Zero5: okay. can you please help me installing it. Zero5: i have linux 9.0
<twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that had a laptop style key layout with no keypad <twohitcombo> and i bought one of those logitech ones with a hojillion buttons that dont work without the drivers <twohitcombo> but evidently it has a 'fuck everything up' button that works fine with out them
<Elfer> uh oh <Elfer> I think I plugged my lamp in backwards <Elfer> the room gets darker when I turn it on
<BoB_JonEz> well its true <BoB_JonEz> i think to get a comp sci degree you have to pass the tan test <BoB_JonEz> if you have a tan, you fail
<iPBS> you know <iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week <iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's <iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus <slightly> me neither <iPBS> whats that say about our popularity? <slightly> :(
<dreamwraith> Girls that think oral sex isn't really sex are so fucked in the head. <Dest> dreamwraith: Literally.
<Charlemagne> I HATE WHEN OPS TRY TO JUDGE MY MOTHER FUCKING ONLY FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Wertigon sets mode: +o Charlemagne <Charlemagne> oh <Charlemagne> never mind <Charlemagne> WOO!
Tridao: i got 100% Tridao: :D Xeero: On what? Tridao: the iq test Xeero: ... Tridao: 100% of what/ Xeero: Did it give you a number? Xeero: That says Xeero: 'Your IQ is ___" Tridao: 100%...:( Xeero: Okay, your IQ is not high.
<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-(
<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk <@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was <@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells <@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit
[ +Syphon ] what linux editor should i use to open a .dat file? [ +Da_BuzZ ] notepad?
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<@[R-Dk]FoRbiDDeN> this litte arrow thing keeps following my mouse, and I can't make it go away.
<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol <doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off