<@Moonpie> if you get into an rpg battle with the plastic wrap around some sort of food you are the more stereotypical nerd in the world <+silv|LUNCH> it wasn't an rpg battle
<Darkseid> anyone want to hear a song i'm writing <RaTS_FYA> :) <Darkseid> it's called "if girls bled cranberry juice" <RaTS_FYA> lol <RaTS_FYA> lets here it dark <oldskoolsenate> yeah <oldskoolsenate> i wanna hear <oldskoolsenate> please pleaes please <Darkseid> ok <Darkseid> keep in mind that it's metalish <Darkseid> Ahem * Darkseid clears throat <oldskoolsenate> Darkseid that's alright <Darkseid> if girls bled cranberry juice would you press and squeeze them dry <Darkseid> would you hold their heads so sweetly til juice ran from their eye <Darkseid> f juice ran from girls' ears would you have them for a snack. <Darkseid> What if orange juice was dripping from her snatch <Darkseid> I would <Darkseid> Chorus <Darkseid> I mean no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me... better than me... no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me me me.... <oldskoolsenate> Darkseid: That's really touching.
(+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash (@Spellbinder) hash? (+emil) what? (+emil) oh (+emil) i have fat fingers (+emil) so when i laugh on irc (+emil) i press the s button too
<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures. <Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies.
<WoobiE> hey.. i see me in that pic! <WoobiE> hooray for me <jimiw> your mum must be proud <WoobiE> yep <WoobiE> doesnt explain why she beats me and tells me i destroyed the family though
<Elfer> OMG OMG OMG <Elfer> I just had an idea <Elfer> ok, cats land on their feet, right? <Elfer> right <Elfer> toast lands peanut butter sde down, right? <Elfer> right <very_clock> right <Elfer> now, what if I tape a piece of toast peanut butter side up to a cat's back and drop it <Elfer> ??? <very_clock> uhhhm the cat will cancel out the toast thing, cats beat toast anyday <Elfer> uhh, no <very_clock> yep <Elfer> I think I get some sort of physics defying contradiction conundrum and the cat will hover <Elfer> It's almost too simple to take over the world with this type of device...
<Rowdy> I made a really evil alarm for myself this morning. <Stoney> An evil alarm? <Rowdy> sleep 21600 && cat /kernel > /dev/audio <Rowdy> Turn your speakers to max and do that. <Rowdy> It is MEAN. <matt> i have lots of kewl mp3 mixing software atm :) <Rowdy> Think like an air raid siren crossed with a million babies crying in unison. <matt> .. and then were suddenly silenced? <Rowdy> HAHAHAHAHAA <Rowdy> ROFL <Rowdy> That's the shit.
<NekoNick> And you claim to be sentient? <RaZorblade> sentient??????????????????????????????????????????????? <NekoNick> I guess that answers my question.
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and... <@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out. <@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he",
<flint`> well <flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea <flint`> they have completely abolished sexism <flint`> and now they all just act like girls
<KrudOnAStick> haha i read a story about a brazilian dude who married a blow up sex doll <KrudOnAStick> his parents told him to divorce it and he killed them
<mightious> it would be cool to get attacked my a monster or something, I mean think of the stories <mightious> or if you died you'd be a hero <Hidden_7> yah, I prepare for monster attacks daily <Hidden_7> cause imagine if you WERE a hero <mightious> I have garlic incase of vampires, and a cross incase of a vampire, and on the rare chance of a vampire I have holy water <mightious> ...actually im only prepared for vampires
moonman137: (she has no clue) moonman137: (does putting it in these not let her see it?) waymon04: (i think so)
bob2 | fuck, my room is like a bad text adventure! tb | The top of my monitor is too thin to fit anything, unless I glue it on. bob2 | > take thermos bob2 | the thermos lid falls off, spilling boiling water all over you! bob2 | you die! bob2 | play again (y/n)? Faugn | no
<Joe> reich as in shut the fuck up, you're a fag <Reich> OOh <Reich> coming from a guy who had cyber-sex witha guy <Sabdo> ... <Sabdo> wtf do you think the internet is FOR?
<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages
<@dura> I want a game that will actually scare me. <@Billy-Away> resident evil <@Billy-Away> is ok scary <Lil_Dude> the first resident evil when i was like 5 <@dura> like a mexican farm simulator, that would scare me.
<CommanderStab> ARgh <CommanderStab> What kind of a stupid crossword <CommanderStab> Has the hint "Rhino" <CommanderStab> And then the answer is "Rhino" >_<
[@revmoo]: O_o [@revmoo]: I love windows [@revmoo]: I unpack a divx on k: [@revmoo]: and it tells me [@revmoo]: "C: is running out of space"
< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool < krept_> i'm going to have real friends < krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT <@meth> going to get a few new action figures? < krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally
<campd> "Multiple Murder Bob" would be an awesome name for an action figure. <snorp> or a band
<Exelcesior> I take it ALLL back about greenpeace type fanatics <Exelcesior> no offence Ed <Ed> hmm? <Exelcesior> i was feeling suicidally bored so I visited a friend who's pretty enviro friendly <Exelcesior> and I was talking to him as he watered his lawn, when this car pulled up <Exelcesior> and this fat guy mooned him <Exelcesior> so he screamed "FUCK! BEACHED WHALE!!" and turned the hose on him <Ed> well, you have to keep them hydrated
<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser
<+kostya> what means "+" befor my nick? <@chopra> kostya: it means someone made a mistake
* The_Cat plays 'Godsmack - Voodoo' <T-112> playing: Daft Punk & Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You.mp3 128kbps 6.77min <T-112> randomly.. * %Storm plays: Look I'm fucking special cause I'm telling everyone what shitty music I'm listening to by The No one gives a fucks <Gnome> Good song.
Entsuropi: uhm, im out to see tomb raider 2 at 6:30 Pete: and WHY would you want to do a thing like that? Entsuropi: tomb raider one was a highly entertaining piece of trash Entsuropi: and jolie looks hot in the trailers Entsuropi: its like porn with gunfire
<YumCimil> I'd really hate someone to have a website containing all the stupid things I'd said. <Beagl> bash.org ?
<Pedsdude> ok............... <Pedsdude> i said this: <Pedsdude> friends should be here any min. so i will not be on until tuesday <Pedsdude> it translated to this in dutch: <RamboSnakey|NH> rofl <Pedsdude> Vrienden zouden hier enig min moeten zijn. Zo zal ik op tot Dinsdag niet zijn <Pedsdude> it translated back to this in english: <RamboSnakey|NH> roflroflroflroflorlforlrolroflfroflroflroflrorlforlforlf <Pedsdude> Friends will here simply wet nurse must be. As will I on until Tuesday are not <Pedsdude> HAHAHAHA <RamboSnakey|NH> LOL <[WS]DeMoNiTe> wtf? LOL
(OvrLrd-Q) my longest pw was a case sensitive @ 26 (killjoy) i never use long ones. (OvrLrd-Q) easily breakable by a slightly modified dictionary though :) (OvrLrd-Q) was (OvrLrd-Q) weapon from game + weapon from game + beverage ingredient (OvrLrd-Q) crap (OvrLrd-Q) that reminds me (OvrLrd-Q) that 'beverage ingredient' is my root pw for my *nix box (killjoy) caffiene !?!?!? killjoy starts scanning ovrlrd's ip range (killjoy) ITS THERE SOMEWHARE (OvrLrd-Q) WTF
rebelustionist: and I accidentlu said fuck in class liek 20 times Dekkar5: rofl rebelustionist: luckily she was a cool teacher Dekkar5: what did the teach do rebelustionist: she gave me one fuck a week Dekkar5: ! rrebelustionist: the word rebelustionist: that is rebelustionist: .... Dekkar5: o that didnt sound right...
Axion: u know Axion: one day Axion: the FBI's gonna bang down my door thinking im a pedophile Axion: and then realize im only 16 Axion: lol Alucard: bwahahaha
<CptPlanet> i wish it was still legal to buy black people because i'd have six of them follow me around at all times just acting cool.
<Ross> What are they naming the bastard child? <Tiffany> she wants to call the baby Rochel if it's a girl <Ross> hooker name <Tiffany> and they will probably name it Vampire Hunter D if it's a boy <Ross> I'd name my kid something totally badass, regardless of the sex <Ross> Like <Ross> Tyranocore <Ross> Or Vader
*** Nezzie (~armond@adsl-154-136-51.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #phphelp <Nezzie> Wow they really need to put a warning label on that. <Nezzie> apparantly /sbin/fastboot should be called /sbin/ fastREboot
<YowYow> whatsupi my niggers <cse> And I even got on IRC and told eric when it happened heh <YowYow> heh <pb> <YowYow> ewoao aoe aoe owo ap ifp ie jan fpa aepi a efajp <pb> that makes just as much sense man <YowYow> mike btw <YowYow> i have a mp3 u shoud listen to <YowYow> its not done by me <YowYow> but <YowYow> not copyright whatsoever <Ed> an* <Ed> you* <Ed> it's* <Ed> copyrighted* <Ed> etc.. <YowYow> ? <Ed> -_- <pb> ahahahhahhaha <Ed> ah <Ed> should* <Ed> fuckin missed one -_-
<Dock> Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged. <Dock> We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped and it's OK. <Dock> We'll all smile and talk behind your back. <Tristan> OH YEAH <Tristan> ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM <Tristan> SO THERE
(Pyr0s): !tp (@N0VA): I'm a little teapot (@CHR0N0S): short and stout (@N0VA): Here is my handle (@CHR0N0S): here is my spout (@N0VA): When i get all steamed up (@CHR0N0S): then i shout (@N0VA): tip me over *** N0VA was kicked by CHR0N0S (KICK YOU OUT!! :)
<bLacKywiNg> my ass hurts really bad right now... <bLacKywiNg> i haven't ridden one in a long time! <bLacKywiNg> but it was a really smooth ride once u get on it
<_nihil> Fuck you. :P <TheFuck> Too late. <_nihil> Fuck off? :P <TheFuck> It's stuck.
* kitty notes his other keyboard actually has macro keys on it... <Bandit> youre a guy?
<McRick> I was watching a program on TV, and someone with an English accent said 'And God bless all who sail in her" and the closed captioning read "[speaking in foreign language]".
jeremy: one does not give miss poppins a 'throat full of cock', you fucking heathen
[BoardMasta] you hate how sean runs stuff because he has no idea what he is doing [Areoaelw] seans not the brightest cake on the candle :(
<GD[IceCream]> brb, eating ice cream and blueberries. ^_^ <The_Ayatollah> blueberries piss me off <The_Ayatollah> if you step on one, they're not even friggin' blue <The_Ayatollah> lying bastard fruits