* Wanai slaps AndrewLB around a bit with a large trout <AndrewLB> ??? <AndrewLB> What did I do? <Wanai> sorry, just discovering stuff :p <Wanai> no harm towards you <AndrewLB> Oh, discovery, eh? * AndrewLB gets out whip, candles and enema. <AndrewLB> I've got your discovery right here bitch.
<NekoGuy> Non-Human Intelligent Rights Act: Subsection 4a. Digital Intelligence: Any conscious program shall never run under the Windows Operating System.
Reganbishop: my house may be sold, my boss is an idiot, and my x is a pain...... Kanzure: ahhh grasshopper. You have achieved the american dream....
<-yptosis> I've ingested 12 liters of mountain dew in 4 days. <CaptainTwopegleg> That's 3 liters a day! <mike> light weight <BloodFromStone> That it is. <-yptosis> Thats a lot for me. <-yptosis> I've just started pouring it directly in the toilet to save time.
<DJ> I like riding my dog after rain. Rain makes her frisky, so she's faster. <DJ> ...riding my dog around the block. <DJ> ...on a bike <Jinjo_Eagle> ... <DJ> Because it's faster, and she can keep up easier when she's frisky <DJ> That first line came out all wrong <Jinjo_Eagle> You can't make that look better. <Jinjo_Eagle> Yes, yes it did, and there is nothing you can do about it. <DJ> I don't walk my dog, I have the leash around my wrist as I ride my bike around the block! <MewMewtwo45> Hehehe <DJ> And my dog gets hyper after it has rained! <Jinjo_Eagle> Okay, sure. <DJ> :( * Jinjo_Eagle pats DJ on the back
<void> I have cyberspew on my keyboard <lewsha> it's cause you didn't use your WWW condom :(
<malice_dear> Hi! Whatcha doing? <Setzu> fapping <malice_dear> fapping? what's that? < 14nicotine> press alt + f4 to find out malice_dear «~A4@325AF6D4.DBC29C8E.50EC96A9.IP» has Quit iRC (Leaving)
<diktatormike_> that's the tao of machines....corect one problem only to see 3 more underlying problems <Vlad902> I know, wtf, that's what happened in 1969, they found a bug in ls and ended up with Windows...
* `Dave` goes to his favourite suicide site <`Dave`> they tell you how to do it properly <Yuriko> if they were that good at it they wouldn't be able to write the site...
---- Jeb changes topic to: http://pussyinacan.com/ products.html -[ Jeb ]- there we go -[ J_B_007 ]- wow -[ J_B_007 ]- thats all they sell -[ Jeb ]- lol but all diferrent kinds -[ Jeb ]- if u click on the product -[ J_B_007 ]- oh * J_B_007 goes back -[ J_B_007 ]- heh -[ J_B_007 ]- is there a diff between the pussy and the mouth except that its turned sideways? -[ Jeb ]- lol
<jZSAURONZj> Oh Cool, someone sent me a Video clip of Punky Brewster all grown up and feeling herself up <jZSAURONZj> I love friends
< maria> iMacs look a little like breasts with some sort of appendage stuck on where the nipple should be <@pearlbear> maria: ! < maria> what?! < maria> they do! <@pearlbear> they do, now, don't they < karynn> maria needs to get laid <@pearlbear> why didn't I ever notice that. <@pearlbear> I mean those circles of vents on the top... * pearlbear now has a new reason to love her iMac
<Kobe_Tai> guy comes in complaining of abdominal/rectal pain <Kobe_Tai> all of his vitals look okay <Kobe_Tai> no abdominal distension <Kobe_Tai> no nauseau/vomiting <Kobe_Tai> we go ahead and admit him <Kobe_Tai> and during his initial body audit <Kobe_Tai> I see scratches and tearing all around his anus <Kobe_Tai> so I'm like "have you been raped? or eaten anything unusual?" <Kobe_Tai> and hes like "no" <Kobe_Tai> so I make him an appointment with radiology <Kobe_Tai> and send him down for an Abdominal Ultrasound <Kobe_Tai> about 45 minutes later, they're calling me <Kobe_Tai> and they're like "OMFG COME DOWN HERE" <Kobe_Tai> so I go down <Kobe_Tai> and theyre all like white as ghosts <Kobe_Tai> I put the film up on the slidr <Kobe_Tai> *slider <Kobe_Tai> the guy failed to mention that he had ?AN ENTIRE VLASIC PICLE JAR RAMMED UP HIS ASS <Kobe_Tai> pickle <Kobe_Tai> so, we sent him to surgery <Kobe_Tai> and because the lid was off <Kobe_Tai> it formed a vacuum <Kobe_Tai> and they had a real hard time removing it <Kobe_Tai> no, they drilled a hole in it to release the vacuum <Kobe_Tai> when they did he hemorrhafed <Kobe_Tai> *hemorhagged <alex> all he wanted was to have a good time :( <alex> first of all if i wanted to have anal sex with a jar i would find one of those plastic ones
<Trev-MUN> AND WHY ARE THERE TWO BEIGES IN HERE <BeigeGoo> Because I'm on a different computer. * E_Megas is tempted to kick the idle Beige just for fun. * Trev-MUN watches Beige run over to the other computer to show he's not idle. <Trev-MUN> <Beige> Nope, I'm not idle! *tmp tmp tmp* <BeigeGoo> Not idle either! <BeigeGoo> Megas, that would be wrong. <Trev-MUN> <Beige> Are you idle? *tmp tmp tmp* <BeigeGoo> Nope. :( <Beige> I agree. <Trev-MUN> <Beige> We're not idle, Megas. *tmp tmp tmp* <BeigeGoo> Yes. :( <Trev-MUN> * Beige was kicked by E_Megas (LACEYDOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAA) <Trev-MUN> <BeigeGoo> ... >( <BeigeGoo> Thanks for the re-enactment. <Trev-MUN> Anytime.
<Jeian> SeCuRe: who would you rather fuck? Marilyn Manson or the Hanson lead singer? ;] <SeCuRe> Jeain good god I would take Manson anyday lol <SeCuRe> he has tits! <SeCuRe> He does! and hason are all flat chested.. <SeCuRe> at least manson will let me rub them
<Alice> damn the man, save the empire! <Misseh> damn the empire , SAVE THE MAN !! ;-) <Eriond^AFK> damn the empire, sod the man, screw the woman
<hippyjoe> anyone one of u guys tried viagra? <Traeno> yea <Traeno> i snort it every now and then <hippyjoe> traeno i mean, take it then have sex <hippyjoe> not take it then beat off
<Stratisphere> mirc must be the most annoying and addictive application (appart from solitare) ever developed for the pc
<Kazimierz> the fast and the furious was full of homoerotic undertones <Kazimierz> just you couldn't hear them under the loud music and loud car engines
<Flamecuber> lava-lord, have you ever swallowed a goat whole? <lava-lord> no but my friend has eaten fat bastard. <Flamecuber> whole or by limb? <lava-lord> whole. <Flamecuber> thats going to replace the clown in my nightmares
<Gohanmastaflex> www.imac.com - "LOOLLOLOL I GOT A PC BTU I CNT FIGUR IT OWT IT WEN ALL LIKE "BEEEEEEP' AND NO WI GOT A MAC AND ITS LIKE 'BEEP' BUT IN TEH GOOD WAY SO YAH ITS PRETY." <Gohanmastaflex> Macintosh computer are easy to use. It's also easy to stick your hand in a wood chipper.
<Gohanmastaflex> \+\ <Gohanmastaflex> (>^^(>**)> <Gohanmastaflex> catholic priest kirby!
<Olympus> Mikelo2k is gay * Mikelo2k pwnz <akcom> you pwn rosey palms <Olympus> hehee <akcom> she nevers talks back, and i hear she gives great hand jobs
* Yugi_moto take out his card deck <DoesNotExist> Yu-Gi-Oh is fricking hilarious. <DoesNotExist> the hero's all like "I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in defense position and attack!" and they all act like it was a stunning strategical move. <DoesNotExist> it's an overly dramatic version of a magic the gathering tournament, which makes it so hilarious. <Yugi_moto> I play black skull DRAGON IN ATACK MODE NOW BLACK SKULL Dragon ATTACK BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON <Yugi_moto> ablterrate <DoesNotExist> and they EXPLAIN THE RULES BEHIND EVERY SINGLE MOVE. <DoesNotExist> "My blue eyes white dragon attacks... THE MOON!" <Yugi_moto> black skull dragon has 3200 atack points blue Eyes white dragon has 3000 atack points i have the stronger monster by atack points that means you lose 200 life points <DoesNotExist> no, i play Mystical Swirling Hat Shield to counter that, which increases the Blue Eyes White Dragon's attack by 53... <Yugi_moto> I play pendulam machine <Yugi_moto> no <Yugi_moto> Mysticazl Elf does that <Yugi_moto> Mystical Elf <DoesNotExist> i play Flaming Sword of Cheesy Goodness on Blue Eyes White Dragon as my last move, increasing my BEWD's attack by a triumphant 3333 due to my cheescake i'm eating. <Yugi_moto> I sumon exiodea <Yugi_moto> autometic win <DoesNotExist> i play counterspell, discarding it. <Yugi_moto> yuoo cant <DoesNotExist> Yes i can. o_O * DoesNotExist holds up his counterspell. * DoesNotExist taps two islands... * DoesNotExist plays counterspell on exiodea... * DoesNotExist discards exiodea., <DoesNotExist> Now then, i play... * DoesNotExist summons Sephiroth! <DoesNotExist> I summon Sephiroth in the Lance Bass position, which causes your black skull dragon to commit suicide from the terrible n*sync music.
<Supa_Kuraka> if you flirt with the female version of yourself... is that masturbation or incest?
<gromky> I used to like to go to #deaf and ask if anyone was trading MP3's. <gromky> Still do, once in a while, for old times' sake.
<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake! <Snipa> what? <Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids. <Snipa> Think positive <Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny
<RocketMan> i came up with a new chocolately cereal that turns your milk brown <RocketMan> they're called Negr-O's
< GrandTheft> What would be an example of an iptables rule that would allow anything and everything to come into the computer? < tewmten> ehm.. iptables -f perhaps? < GrandTheft> hmm let me try that | GrandTheft [Grand@68.16.40.90] quit #slackware [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)]
<Tom> Would it surprise you if a Mozilla browser on the Mac failed to adhere to max lengths set in a textbox? <Jon> It doesn't surprise me, because nobody adheres to the fucking W3C. it's like, of all the standards organizations in the world, they are universally ignored by pretty much everyone. <Jon> W3C says: "Electricity must flow from negative to positive, because that's the way electricity works." <Jon> Microsoft would say: "You can specify the direction of electrical flow, as well as whether or not you can kill yourself with it." <Jon> Mozilla would say: "Electricity?"
<StormCyko> i should get rich by making a gym for nerds with treadmills etc with LCD screens and internet access <Gwala> StormCyko: you know that kinda sounds cool. <AlpViper> you need incentive to make them run <AlpViper> the screens would have to be powered by the running * @Engush notes that most nerds who would go near a gym <StormCyko> heh <AlpViper> I know, make it if they drop below their targit HR/ speed their net link turns off <Engush> hahaha <StormCyko> or have the bandwidth relative to their speed <AlpViper> wed have asian counter-strike players dieing in front of computers a lot more often
<college^boy> hey <college^boy> asl? <phoxie17> 43/m/prison <college^boy> seriouslly?
<Stevus> my pass is 6 letters long <Stevus> random letters i've memorized ;D <Dragon_Tear> kewl <LockeJV|goPadres> it's s-t-e-v-u-s <Stevus> nah <Stevus> it's iakeuk <Stevus> er <Stevus> fuck
<timb> I went into a local burger resturaunt, just a local town king if thing, pretty small, and I was wearing my I dig Mac OS X shirt <Toad> geek <timb> and the girl at the counter, really cute, about 18 or 19 went "I like your shirt!" <timb> and I went w00t! and she smilled the biggest smile and winked at me <Toad> you _said_ "w00t!"? wow <timb> yes, I said w00t <Toad> like "double u zero zero t"? <timb> no <Toad> like "woot" <timb> just plain woot
@(TekU4iA) btw @(TekU4iA) its 195bpm @(TekU4iA) thanks @(TekU4iA) K (thebigo) 195? (thebigo) who do you think you are? squarepusher?
<SpaceMonkey> welp, I'll have to give it a shot after I'm through downloading concentrated satan <norse> realplayer? <SpaceMonkey> quicktime
<{1000101}> America Jr my ass
<{1000101}> Canada is like We Hate God Damn Iggerent Yank Land
<_seph> you assume th atall of america is either stupid ignant
countryfolk, or rapper wannabes
<{1000101}> We have everything the US has, execpt we did it
right
<_seph> i despise both people
<_seph> yes i always wanted to go to canada to live
<{1000101}> No, I assume that all of the US a) thinks that
*they* are America and b) are iggerent.
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP". <tr0n> AND IS NOW WORKING ON "HOW TO RESTORE RECTAL ELASTICITY"
<Skippy> Why can't women come with a help menu? <Pi> hah <Pi> or a manpage <Pi> or the source code
<IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've misapplied your sentiments <IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a certain pathetic individual named Stephan <sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom that allowed you to be born
<NickFury> what is your deffinition of "hacker"? <sta-hi> NickFury: tiger woods drunk. <sta-hi> wah wah wah wah wahhhh