<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO! * Dilandou laughs like hell <@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^ <@Dilandou> he took his top off <@Dilandou> omfg <@Dilandou> LMFAO <+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 Lisa Garland IV: 1 SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?
<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist
<Atomsk> I think my cousin just died trying to breakdance to 50 cent <Atomsk> brb
<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating? <TheMeandMe> the movie <amorph> is this a joke? <TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves <TheMeandMe> think about the title <TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"
(MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to New Jersey.
<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup <Kitsa> and walk into the patient room <Kitsa> take a big swig <Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me" <Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine <Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great
<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine <[mahn]jooce> and <[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it was <Kitsa> lol <Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it took so long
<Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another layer of sunburn under my sunburn. <Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle
[10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies, and an airline scanner screwed every one
<+fury> i envy cary... he's half my age and gets access to all the goodies :/ <@Chen> How old are you? <+fury> 18
<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM <Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00 AM <Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM <Zaphod`> Repeat. <Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis = Summer
<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in UK, we could triangulate his position <whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?
<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian? <teklord^> like one dollar <`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of who wants to be a millioniare must really suck
<hero> ah, this good old channel , where 'gay' is an adjective for shitty, and 'jew' is a verb.
<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you just took over, you know. =] <massa> i'd probably be insulted <massa> but i dont know what integral means
<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus <gweebz0r> 279 viruses <gweebz0r> the best part was <gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy <gweebz0r> they use custom software <gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw <gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts
<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of black spray paint for deodorant
<fejed> heh <fejed> man <fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on the train. <fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker <fejed> and like <fejed> quoting him <fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor" <fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get to him <fejed> and on the bus <fejed> there was this retard <fejed> saying he was a hacker <fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?" <fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express" <fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke" <fejed> "what does 'www' mean?" <fejed> "ww w world wide wait!" <fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he started crying. <fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over <fejed> got up and asked me to get off <fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.
<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning <pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing <pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS? <pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
<fyre> better delete that file <fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property! <black-hand> haha <fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square <fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones
<tjr> (a) What is the diameter of a ground-state hydrogen atom? <tjr> (b) Given this diameter as a position uncertainty x , calculate the equivalent <tjr> one-dimensional linear momentum uncertainty, in units of h . <tjr> <scooby doo voice> ruh-roh
<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once <fyre> and ask her if she wants a headshot
<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets <fyre> say that to her@! <fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"
<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order differential equations... <DagdaMor> *ding ding* <DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!
(cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning? (cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich? * cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses
<Comrade_Ez> watching Teletubbies now <Comrade_Ez> and I must say <Comrade_Ez> that fucking baby-sun-thing is fucking scary <Comrade_Ez> man <Comrade_Ez> I wish I was stoned right now <Comrade_Ez> this looks like just the perfect program for stoned people
cory: so how much shit did you pack. tara: like 2 duffle bags. cory: damm thats alot of shit packing. tara: yeh i inventoried it. cory: huh, so thats what they call it these days.
<floop> now... a 22mp camera? i'm stoked. <irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.
Lint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2 for an argument, press 3 for abuse.
<Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship with animals? <FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans" <Radamanthys> atma- ;x
<`dsx-efnex> yeah counterfeiting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french
<imagine> oh god <imagine> im a loser <imagine> someone was messaging me on aim <imagine> and i sent something back, but they signed off <imagine> then i noticed a mistake in my typing <imagine> and i corrected it <imagine> even though they had signed off <imagine> :(
<@Hele-WritingQs> DO I HAVE A HARD NINTENDO QUESTION <kiwiman> Is the answer Sega <@Hele-WritingQs> ... * @Hele-WritingQs crumples up his sheet of questions
<bonch> Any recommended strategies for egging a house? <nastsmom> yes <nastsmom> first buy some eggs
belgarion|ESC: what u mean what am i on belgarion|ESC: im on poverty, its like life but with less money
Ericjericj: bunny is a funny word Ericjericj: funny bunny Ericjericj: bunnybunnybunny Ericjericj: funnyfunnyfunnybunnybunnybunny Ericjericj: bunnyfunnybunnyfunnybunnyfunny PeyoteGuacomole: You got into my meth again, didn't you?
<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. <alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you? <TheVirus> sure did <TheVirus> i was hungry
<Simpsoid> sand0 i dont mean to sound like a cunt but you are gayer than a bag full of butterflies