<dora> I got one of those new penus razors <rigel> ... <dora> shit, I meant venus <dora> BAD typo <KAb0rN78> p and v are not even next to each other.. <rigel> now we all know what she's thinking about <dora> :P
PlasmaPhire: the definition of irony... RFizzyWig: what PlasmaPhire: people are sharing Kazaa Lite, the one that's not free, on regular Kazaa RFizzyWig: hahaha
[Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus" [Kirby] yeah me to. [Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it! [nosebleed] let's call it urrektum
<MpTaNk> today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"
<RanmaGuy> you know what would be a great logo for rice pudding <RanmaGuy> a tall black man with an asian hat working the rice fields <RanmaGuy> as a whiteman rides a horse carrying a whip <xv0wind0vx> that's so utterly racist even the KKK would be offended.
(Lestat): I wish you didn't agree with me. (Lestat): It makes me think I might be wrong.
Camman2003: like real life duck hunt LpInKyD: yeah where you can shoot the annoying dog Camman2003: yeah\ Camman2003: but dont you lose points for that? LpInKyD: not in real life
<Chaz> What kind of backwards society do you live in? <Renzian> It's called Canada.
[Participle] Ever since I saw bukkake, I can't eat cinnamon rolls anymore... [Participle] Thanks a lot, Japan!
<dj`rayray[eN]> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
<Ciserock> anyways, im flooding your channel cuz your gay and mReD's gay <Sinistarr> Oh no, a flood of one line every 5 seconds! Whatever will my 300bps connection do!?
<evilpie> what the fuck is wtf <cardcheat> World Trade Federation <SteamedHams> world trade fire <cardcheat> Women That Fuck <SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny <cardcheat> Well, Try Farting <SteamedHams> What The Nigger <cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using that word <SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash
<DigitalChaos> ifi eightball shows up, tell him i'm lookin for him :p * Quits: DigitalChaos <acid88> do i look like aol instant messenger to you?
<involution> yeah, my code is so fucking clean, and looks wicked good <involution> but usually never works <archimedes> same here
* Luigi30 sets mode -mirc.lameness #gamecube * You were kicked by Xenobyte (colors/gay script) * Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube * Rejoined channel #gamecube <Luigi30> How can a script be gay? <Luigi30> Scripts are asexual <Luigi30> :P * You were kicked by Xenobyte (General Lameness) * Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube * Rejoined channel #gamecube <Luigi30> That's better.
<juicy_J> i have a question for you goose <GooseThe> k <juicy_J> pay $500 to get a female to give you oral, or free from a homeless man named steve <GooseThe> 500 <juicy_J> suppose you only have 10.35 and a pack of smarties <CpuMan2001> uh <CpuMan2001> get a prostitute with diabetes
<NicNac`> well, i heard that looks could kill * NicNac` looks at sexmen *** Quits: sexmen (Ping timeout) <NicNac`> !! <Amaltea> WOAH!!! [11:50] <Amaltea> a killer look!
< chris> Meanwhile, I am participating in all that is unholy and rightly hated < chris> Namely, I am writing a Java Applet that runs in a browser and is controlled by JavaScript <@phessler> hahaha * chris commits hara-kiri to minimize the dishonor to his family < chris> phessler: Yeah, but the thing is: this is way better than what I was doing before, which was Flash coding < chris> Flash, Java and JavaScript -- all in a day's work < chris> Incidentally, I am looking for a new job...
<conlusio> besides, I'll do something stupid soon myself I'm sure <Irlut> conlusio: true, true :) <conlusio> oh fuck <conlusio> I just did it <conlusio> I cut up the brand new fucking credit cards instead of the old ones <conlusio> talk about instant fucking karma
<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died <[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die.... <[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him <[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on <[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself" <[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
<Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal, stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.
<Hydra> Gary Coleman's the shit... <int> ... <rizen> yeah, he's about the size and coloration of a turd
<Zenholder> JavaScript kicks ass <Nanobot> JavaScript sucks ass <Nanobot> You were off by two letters
<Nanobot> My school has a zero-tolerence policy for racism <Nanobot> No niggers allowed
[17:36] <Darric> lol, Rick, according to the stats I'm responsible for ending conversations on 5 different occassions. =P [18:43] <Darric> You guys are doing this on purpose...
<Shun2> woot <Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package <slm> wow, welcome to two years ago <The359> lol <slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next? <Shun2> dude <Shun2> he's tough
* SniperDave thinks the middle of a public swimming pool during open hours is an impractical place for lesbian rape <Kazimierz> yeah, at least have the decency to make it an open air swimming pool <Kazimierz> they just have no idea of realism in anime
<Celestar> note to self: Next person who wants to talk me into buying his firewall by telling me that my computer broadcasts an IP address will be ball-hung
<ShamansMystery> odd, i'm ignoreing msn and mygf is online and not bitching at me for ignoring her <CyberDoc> Mayb shes cybering with someone else Shaman hehe. * bacon03 slowly closes msn
<toaster> Whats' the worst thing about having a heart/lung transplant ? <toaster> Coughing up somebody else's phlegm
<feral> woo hoo..... i knew watchin MacGyver all these nights would pay off <feral> i just rewired the end of my cat5 cable with a pocket knife and a safety pin
* Azwok (~Mini_Mc88@=Hsmqzsw-30.honey-damsel.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping Timeout) <Elleomea> heh, freeserve have freaky machine names :/ <Elleomea> "honey-damsel" <Elleomea> I can't help feeling that should be a euphamism for prostitute or something
<Tomasu> !calc 2**64 <Mossie> calc, result '1.84467440737096e+19' <Tomasu> !calc 2**128 <Mossie> calc, result '3.40282366920938e+38' <entheh> !calc meow <Mossie> calc, error 'Bareword "meow" not allowed while "strict subs" in use at (eval 15) line 1, <GEN0> line 66.
(+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT (+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO! (+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the doctor prescribed
* EddieCoon mashes his hands against the keyboard idly. <EddieCoon> Wow! What're the chances that that would come out from mashing my hands against the keyboard!
<sent> 84 counts of rape ;/ <cougSanF> yeah <cougSanF> all while the girls were drugged <cougSanF> and he filmed it <cranky-> 84 counts of rape? <shaan> hm <shaan> are the vids on kazaa?
<Airlea> it used to horrify me every time we went past a field of sheep.. he'd make all these noises. That's why he's an ex.
<omega> it was funny
<omega> we had this argument ('ve been getting into a lot of
these latley, about the us)
<omega> and as soon as i brought in the facts
<omega> like
<omega> that the patriot missile system is the same as it was
in desert storm, minus a few tweaks like radar upgrades
<omega> and how the US put saddam in power in the first place
<omega> gave him weapons
<omega> and shit
<omega> and how the US put whats his face in power in panama,
and then had to later go in and get him
<omega> and the whole arming and training bin laden
<omega> he decided the only way he could counter it
<omega> was by saying that since the USD is worth 30 cents
more than canada's therefore canada sucks, and the US is smart
<omega> and then he stopped talking
<BobTheMilkman> eating eggs is liking giving a bird an abortion followed by eating the aborted fetus
<JOCK> i want to go to Six Fags <JOCK> Flags>>>>>>.....sorry <KID_B> You wanna go do Six Fags? * KID_B steps back <KID_B> word up man.. do your thing.. <JOCK> nawww man <JOCK> you know rides,lonnytoons,and stuff <KID_B> Yeah. Gay bars.
<Wasted-> http://bash.org/?1730 <Wasted-> http://bash.org/?3630 <BadDoggie> http://bash.org/?22799 <BadDoggie> Wasted: quit typing the top 100 <Mitzii> why, your monitor running out of ink or something???
<CaSe-> mines this big [-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------] <Commando^> Your dick has wordwrap?
<gbWrk> * U.N. nuke agency urges Iran to be 'fully transparent' <gbWrk> turn Iran into glass!