neiras: "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians!" ennoia: Fuck ennoia: I need cable
<RANMA316> Japanese snacks rock <PooIsYummy> No they don't, japanese snacks suck. <PooIsYummy> They aren't treats, if you gave them to small children in north america they'd start to cry
* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of constipation <gothik> shit happens <Adam^> not for him.
<Necroth|HAPPY> <|707th|Selerox> not even god understands women <-- not even womans understand womans ;) <|MoK|Fluid> Thank god, else we wouldn't have catfights.
* woodss has Favourites * fungi has Bookmarks * morner has a secretary :P morner: well, more of an assistant really morner: ... morner: ok, it's a pda
<Snipe> you forget though, I have wayyy too much time on my hands <Snipe> wait, no i dont <Snipe> fuck that project is due tomorrow <Snipe> brb
<boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is "What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary Institution?" <boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put something like "i'm doing computer science, I HAVE NO FRIENDS
<Vangalisk> Gawd, if that american idle twat got any heavier rotation her makeup is going to fly off her face in large cakes
<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed? <TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d <Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room
<@John> why does there have to be sunlight <@Luster> so us geeks know when to go to bed
<Lyndrek> I don't like Pulp Fiction <Nalani> Why would you dislike Pulp? <DarkLich> Maybe it confused him. <DarkLich> Maybe he was like, "What?! John Travolta died two scenes ago!"
<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD
<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot <[Piratez]> lets make this national * [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf.
<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17 <ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker <@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life <@impuritor> that's like saying <@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas"
[+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street, right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two of us"
<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS <@modernman> id fuckin hope its uncensored
<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon? <StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera.
<grem> hah <grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed
<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?"
<Monarx> If it's 2003, where's my flying cars? <Monarx> And jetpacks? <Proto_K> hehe <Proto_K> all those old cartoons <Monarx> And other hoohah? <Proto_K> that depict the "future" in 1991 AD <||bass> yea <||bass> 1991 <||bass> Mc Hammer <||bass> talk about a fuckin disappointment, huh
<windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash card to have more storage? <InvisableMan> umm..... can you overclock the memory in your computer to give you more storage? <windows_macgeek> HAHAHA!!!! Of course not, idiot! <InvisableMan> you just took the words right out of my mouth. <windows_macgeek> ...Oh.
<klafka4> i actually am sick <klafka4> i think it's allergy <AlbinoSqrl> to real life? <klafka4> what? real life is great i've got my fantasy and scifi books, my anime, my tv!
* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy> It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of your bones in your body.'
<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd?
[Kris] friggen brazilians are still going nuts, even second defacement is by some group which hangs on brasnet [jimmiejaz] they just got electricity, they've got to catch up.
<Gareth> HOW DO I DOWNLOAD GAMES!!! <TK421-> WHOA LIKE I CAN TELL YOU HOW YO! <TK421-> Go to download.com and download a few game demos, depending on which ones you download they will combine to make different versions of MECHADEMO! *sings power rangers theme song* <Gareth> DUDE FUCK YOU
<the_almighty_shoe> i bought concert tickets for a stranger i met on online once. <the_almighty_shoe> but it was an Tori Amos concert, so it was his/her's loss.
<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was gay <LeadOP-Toast> isn't that a bit sick? :P <mg|Nibble> yup <LeadOP-Toast> kk :) <LeadOP-Toast> She's not going to be happy :P <mg|Nibble> servers her right for running a £200 phone bill up on me <LeadOP-Toast> oh, fair nuff then <LeadOP-Toast> :P <mg|Nibble> revenge rocks :)
<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie <noddy> she's very nekkid now <noddy> and playing with a carrot <noddy> or a dildo <noddy> not sure <Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook
<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the mail. <Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken...
<KZoo> COX <devilboy> VAGINAL ORIFICE <KZoo> thats not a service provider <KZoo> well....i guess it is
<K8> well the theme was aincient history <josh_ip_te> oh, <josh_ip_te> and you went as a viking? <K8> and my friend had some home made costumes * josh_ip_te wouldve gone as a black michael jackson
<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet <+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com <+[aa]Ho_O> fuck. <+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT
<devilc0ck> guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power <devilc0ck> guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power <devilc0ck> guess who'z got the ninja rap.. <fingers> guess who's all alone in thinking how kewl that is
<SaxxonPike> there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't give a fuck <jon`> whats binary? <SaxxonPike> and then there's you.
<[Piratez]> i had a computer security class; teacher talking about sept. 11 bombing.. he goes.. 'you know how much computers were lost in the bombing'....
PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today. PunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI? EventuallyAdonis: what about it? PunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI.. PunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol ......... EventuallyAdonis: that's deep
<alexandhisteninchlink> you're not witty <alexandhisteninchlink> and you have no life. <alexandhisteninchlink> Hack me. <Cowface> Uh. I did not hack anybody or anything. <alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you're worth. <alexandhisteninchlink> Being that you're worth nothing, <alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you'll ever be worth. <alexandhisteninchlink> DO NOT challenge me. <alexandhisteninchlink> I'm not as easy as the rest. <Cowface> I don't even know who you are. @_@ (ten second pause) <alexandhisteninchlink> I'm more than you'll ever be, <alexandhisteninchlink> and that's all you ever need to know. *** alexandhisteninchlink has quit IRC (Quit:)
<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that. <+darkLem> boy, he looks younger than he is obviously. <+nosphalot> he scarifices virgins to keep up appearance <+darkLem> ...so THAT'S why he hangs around on IRC!
<jebus_Y2k> Here are some helpful hints just in case you may want to send me a virus. <jebus_Y2k> 1. Don't threaten me repeatedly before you send the virus. <jebus_Y2k> 2. Don't attatch the virus to a message that says "SUCK THIS, BITCH". <jebus_Y2k> 3. Don't name it virus.exe.
<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher <pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :) <pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer <jstepka-w> pagan ++: <merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness
<jome> I suppose there are bad coders, there are really bad coders, there are fucking retards, and there's coders writing lines like this: $resultscode = $resultscode - 0; <jome> Serious, that's an actual line from a script I'm going to rewrite..
<Khuffie> you know there's something inherently wrong when the first thing you do after you wake up is check your computer for any messages, yet you know for a fact that you can count the number of people who care using two hands <Khuffie> wait <Khuffie> make that one hand
<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do... <PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with her. <Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;) <Darien> tell her it's a religious thing <PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean."