blade|uk: oh no blade|uk: another AOLer DONTGIVEU: uh yes DONTGIVEU: who cares im not a bad aoler DONTGIVEU: i do good for this room blade|uk: room blade|uk: haha blade|uk: typical AOLer blade|uk: it's called a channel
<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction! <@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA. * Exor[B-AFK] shoots self
<+psychoace> damn fucking netsplits <+psychoace> when will mirc solve this problem
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling <Radu> i shit you not <Tac0> did you fuck her <Tac0> ? <Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot <Tac0> whats your point
<CommanderStab> I remember once this girl was stalking me <CommanderStab> Some french girl named Olivia <CommanderStab> And whenever I went online there she was on ICQ or MSN or whatever going "RARGH HELLO ^_^_^_^__^_^" and like being ultra-friendly and like doing nothing but complimenting me on whatever the hell she'd come up with for that day <CommanderStab> And I was like, whatever but I'll put up with it, praise can be hard to come by <CommanderStab> And then finally she said she was gonna send me a picture and I was like, YES! My patience has payed off =D <CommanderStab> And I got the picture and I was like WTF?! This is a guy!! <CommanderStab> How could I have gone 4 months and NOT realised that the guy's nick was "Oliver", not "Olivia" I'll never know >__<
<J-DOgg> 52. What does cobol stand for? <Java_Lang> programming <J-DOgg> Here's your 1st hint: common bus_____ ________ ________ <GodDess|Lang> really stupid computer language <GodDess|Lang> that i aced <GodDess|Lang> and forgot the name <GLOW|SonicReducer> Completely Obsolete Business Orientated Langauge
<KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too humid <PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can walk around naked like people in Africa.. <KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite that well-endowed <PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you think you are...
<Crash2xs> smoke time * spider_gurl smokes <Crash2xs> I wonder y all the sex workers smoke <Inanna> friction?
<x[conco]> morning <ChrisFlugel> I just had dinner <ChrisFlugel> still feels like morning <ChrisFlugel> maybe because I havent wacked off yet today
(DiscoFever) bah, twas the night befor christmas and all through the house (DiscoFever) not a creature was stiring (+cow) not even a mouse? (DiscoFever) except for cow because he was a fucking jew and didn't believe in christmas
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness? AvatarOfSolusek: no AvatarOfSolusek: well AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs AvatarOfSolusek: lol Jakefeb3: now i have a plan Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
<Diamond> But what's truly awesome is my new Radeon 9500 Pro. <tidalblaze> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Diamond> That I will treat as if it were my first-born child. <tidalblaze> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <Diamond> ...Apparently when I have kids I'm going to stick them inside a small aluminum box. <Diamond> And have them process numbers for me all day. <Diamond> So I can watch porn.
<zez> jerry seinfeld is old. <matt> it takes a dirty old man to do that job <zez> no i mean he's gotta be wearing 15lbs of makeup <matt> ya.. <matt> its really too bad <matt> tv went downhill when he left <zez> uh <matt> i wish he did more <zez> tv's been going downhilll since 1950. <zez> i dont like seinfeld at all <matt> heh <matt> no way <zez> i find him completely self absorbed and stupid <zez> nope <matt> (marry tyler moore)++ <zez> the only episode of seinfeld i like at all is the soup nazi one <zez> and its not because i like seinfeld <zez> its because i empathize with the nazi.
<WrmSlayer> The AI in the matrix got it all wrong <WrmSlayer> they should have just used cows instead of humans <WrmSlayer> no chance of rebelion <Reverend> yeah <Reverend> stupid AI <WrmSlayer> and the mootrix would have just been a big sunny infinite field of grass
<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o <EarthQuake> hehe <@omega> omega came first <@omega> then the chicken got pregnant
<Focusyn> hmm this commercial for a local pool place here <Focusyn> just said "And we make PAYING fun TOO!!!!" <SJr> Hmmmm <Focusyn> what, do they let you come in every month and pay your bill in ones in some stripper's panties?
TwilightKnight: i fucking hate you so much Dr SpaZZo: Thats what you get for breaking the goatse rules of engagement TwilightKnight: wtf are you talking about? Dr SpaZZo: (Article 2, chapter 5, line 9: Sending goatse to those of the female persuasion is forbidden) TwilightKnight: heheheh
<Andrew_ge> whats an ip? <Andrew_ge> cos according to this popup, my pc is broadcasting one - is that bad? <blender> internet protocol <Andrew_ge> better download this program just incase... its free anyhow <Andrew_ge> also - you should check this out, its rules... http://www.gator.com <blender> spam anyone? <Andrew_ge> whats spam? <blender> a lovely meat
<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE <RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC... <RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes?
<ex-machina> lol there's a guy in hellraiser 3 who kills people by chucking CDs at them. Presumably they're Win XP install discs...
<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!
<H> damn... i can think of that to hide pr0n but i can't remember mother's day... must work on priorities
<Duran`Mun> ... I've had a religious experience <Lathian> Duran`Mun, did someone hit you with a bible? <Duran`Mun> Lathian: No, I put in my new sound Card. <Lathian> aaah
<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him
<WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed archive. <WC|spieler> with my antivirus active <WC|spieler> this ought to turn out well. <WC|spieler> sometime next summer
<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn <eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position <waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him <eva> shut up fag <eva> IM NOT GAY
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay?? <mal_s> u homo
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures
<kevin> Good Morning, nigga! <kronix> ... <Dinyctis> good morning to YOU, niggaaaaaaaaaaa! <kevin> lmao <kronix> Dinny is a wigger *** kronix was kicked by jark (Unallowed word/phrase - wigger [#38492])
EKBoney: You've got the cat from hell, I've got a dog that doubles as a mop and vacuum EKBoney: Maybe we can genetically clone them together and have a cat-dog-satanic-vacuum-mop! EKBoney: They'd sell great in the market! Trumpeter085: praise satan & clean your floors!
<DTARD> you havent peaked until youve had a conversation wth the light barely shining through the comfortor draped over your head while hanging off the top bunk and wearing plastic vampire teeth
<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried to pay for something in US dollars. The shop keeper politely told her that this was Britain, and you can't use U.S. dollars here. The lady replied... "But I had no problems in other third world countries"
<@voh> ever seen the bristol flag in my room? <@voh> it's about 80 cm wide and 300cm long <@voh> big-ass flag :) < SirGoblin> sounds like my penis <@voh> yeah <@voh> the flag refuses to stand up straight as well
Customer: "I CAN'T READ OR RECEIVE EMAIL! HELP!" We're only allowed to reply through email, so I almost deleted it. But I reconsidered. Tech Support: "Yes you can."
<kw> I associate Chanel 5 with old women, my grandma used to wear it <kw> (so, needless to say.. I find it quite erotic)
ritilan: and in 2 years u can have your first drink Halo: Yeah, I cant wait! Halo: Because I've never had any alcohol before, honest. ritilan: i belive u Halo: Then you are gullible ritilan: yes well there is that too Halo: Because let me tell ya, I'm a pretty raging alcoholic ritilan: i find it helps to keep the voices in my head quite ritilan: at least i think it does Halo: I sing show tunes to myself in order to keep the voices in check ritilan: is bad when they all sing along Halo: Yeah, I just refuse to go along when they try that shit Halo: Then I yell "DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND"
<_Nathan> thats a lot of licenses you bought viss ;) <visionz> yeah <visionz> cost me 3 arms and a dozen legs <visionz> living near a cemetary rox :)
<@f0dd|away> !topic #ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people *** nuff0r changes topic to '#ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people' <Kwazy> Guns kill people, but at least THEY dont rape them afterwards <Kwazy> *sick grin*
<AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when i not rarondn an;sc;ln vialmnv,ma v,xznm f dlJFSMSMMMSMMSM:HHHFRRF <DerianX> Yes. <AleX> sorry, i stopped caring halfway through that sentnece
<GodsJiva> cloning should be allowed! <f0dder> cloning is bad <f0dder> cause there's too many errors <GodsJiva> but... if they dont practise, there will always be errors! <f0dder> just stick to animals at least <GodsJiva> yeah, to start with <Koding_W> aye. stick to animals. <Koding_W> thats my motto.
Scarface8393: i was just looking at the bottle of cooking oil because im making spaghetti and i was wondering. what is extra virgin? is that like never ever gonna get laid?
<@Splodge`> I think there might be some incest in my family because my dad's cock tastes exactly like my sister's snatch.
<The-Jim> Next time I fly British Airways I'm gonna steal the little knife, fork and spoon, they're like 2/3rd the size of normal ones, gonna keep them in my bag. <xace> do it <xace> then when people try to make you use a spork <xace> be like <xace> FUCK YOU I HAVE MINI FORK, KNIFE, AND SPOON
<Shawn_Michaels> u no, the moon landing was fake, right? <t3hpwn> Only in the US will you find people who think the moon landing was fake and wrestling is real... * Shawn_Michaels kicks t3hpwn in the nads <t3hpwn> The truth hurts, eh?
<aBoijj> just realised I'd set the web cache on my proxy to 1TB instead of the 1GB I thought I'd set it to <aBoijj> the machine only has a 4.3GB drive
[ LopeDogg ] u know warren [ LopeDogg ] he always talks about weed affecting him [ LopeDogg ] questioning whether it does or not [ LopeDogg ] then he said he went to muyi tai once [ LopeDogg ] stoned [ LopeDogg ] and took a piss [ LopeDogg ] then as he walked away from the urinal he wanted to flush it [ LopeDogg ] so he pressed his alarm remote [ LopeDogg ] then when it didnt flush he was like what the fuck
<Sugoi-Cless> Lat! what have I told you about eating packets of gravy you find in parking lots!? <Latino|Working> the same thing you told me about peeing in the sink cless <Latino|Working> "its fine if no ones around"
<Guardian_Latino> manboobs give girls something to look at when they're talking to you